HEHE: Ep 12 Of ‘The Bachelor’ Retold Through Its Funniest Tweets
Six bachy ladies became five tonight, as Matty forced the women to literally lay all their fears out on a wooden board for our entertainment. It got real deep and weird.
The start of the ep had Florence going on a date to make phallic-shaped pottery and sit on a couch in the forest. Then the girls competed for a dinner date with Matty by spilling their insecurities out, which was fun for the whole fam. Tara was chosen to have the best fears, so she went on a cute date with bachy. It was too adorbs and we are LIVIN’ for it.
At the cocktail party Elora dared to kiss Matty in sight of the others and it caused all hell to break loose as the girls shot daggers at the Tahitian lass. Luckily Twitter was on hand to guide as through what went down in the most hilarious way possible.
The Bachelor episode 12, as told through its funniest tweets:
Florence went on her second solo date with Matty, packed full of penis jokes about pottery and our bachy’s chopper.
Matty: "I've never been in a helicopter before"
*Literally just got out of a helicopter*#TheBachelorAU— TEAGS (@teagannoel) August 31, 2017
Literally this gif has never been so perfect. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/6AsaBPUEHL
— Jules LeFevre (@jules_lefevre) August 31, 2017
Dude I thought we went through this, don’t live-commentate your pash strategy… #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/DBkIYlLK5I
— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) August 31, 2017
The group date forced the gals to face their fears and it was all kinds of unnecessary and intense.
File this group date under "reasons I'll never be on #TheBachelorAU " pic.twitter.com/MFpsz5js0X
— Elisabeth Moss (@LizzieMoss32) August 31, 2017
Write what frightens you about falling in love on the board. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/m41C3IYut8
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) August 31, 2017
Hey Cobie, next time just chuck it on instagram like everyone else #TheBachelorAU
— Courtney Gould (@heyycourtt) August 31, 2017
Tara won and got to go on a cute dinner date with Matty, as their two hearts came together as one.
Cobie can't help be let her happiness at Tara's win show on her face. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/lXxegxawos
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) August 31, 2017
Tara having an emergency glass of plonk to calm the nerves before a date is 100% relatable #TheBachelorAU
— Amy Louise Maynard (@amyloumaynard) August 31, 2017
Trying to not get too emotionally invested in Tara & Matty's relationship bc its potentially another Richie & Nikki situation #TheBachelorAU
— Tina Gatis (@tinagatis) August 31, 2017
#TheBachelorAU , you better not be setting us up for Tara to become this year's Nikki. pic.twitter.com/d17SYPSODa
— Mackenzie Ravn (@mackenzieravn) August 31, 2017
At the cocktail party Elora was PASH REJECTED by Matty and it was awks as.
Don't blame Elora – she did it in Tahiti of the moment.
I am so sorry.#TheBachelorAU
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) August 31, 2017
Feels familiar… #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/K8kbogLrTA
— Ben Shute (@Ben_Shute) August 31, 2017
Me rn. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/Bcow8FerM9
— Jules LeFevre (@jules_lefevre) August 31, 2017
Me watching Elora ask three times… #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/B5wgrWaSqJ
— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) August 31, 2017
Matty does not kiss infront of other girls – only behind their backs. He has morals & ethics. #TheBachelorAU
— Apolo (@PK_APOSTOLI) August 31, 2017
But despite Elora’s bold move, Lisa got booted.
Elora gets a rose?!?! #thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/yhD0C2jmMf
— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) August 31, 2017
Matty J sends Lisa home for dressing like an Amish woman.#TheBachelorAU
— Armchair Diva (@ArmchairDiva) August 31, 2017
#TheBachelorAU Didn't help Lisa you decided to wear your grandmothers old house dress to the final rose!!!
— Gidgit VonLaRue (@GidgitVonLaRue) August 31, 2017
Matty be like#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/rPiTPNOqLL
— A. Claire (@Ewoksarecool22) August 31, 2017
But we all know who really has Matty’s heart, tho.
I mean let's be real, @oshergunsberg #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/vBmgfkdNCw
— Elly Westaway ???? (@EllyWestaway) August 31, 2017