15 Funny Memes About Pyramid Schemes That’ll Remind You Of That Girl From High School
It’s time to face the truth: at this stage in our lives, we all know someone who’s fallen victim to selling essential oils, vegan makeup and hair products, or an eye cream that will change your life.
It goes like this. You upload a story of your own minding your own damn business and Sally from high school slides into your DMs. “Weird,” you think. “I haven’t spoken to Sally in years.” She doesn’t factor this in whatsoever.
“Hey girlie!” she exclaims, via messenger. “I hope you’re doing super well! I just wanted to ask you a question if you have the time? I noticed you have bags under your eyes and I couldn’t help wonder if you had tried this lavender infused oil that also contains a rare berry from the exotic Amazon rainforest that helps with sleep. Let me know if you need any more info! xx!!!”
Ahhh fuck. Sally has fallen victim to the great Insta influencer pyramid scheme.
Without further ado, here are 15 funny tweets that won’t change your life like essential oils apparently do, but they might make you laugh.
1.
Girls on Instagram who do those pyramid scheme weight loss things will really be like “I’m so sorry your dad died😢 but I have💞 an amazing🌿 business opportunity💸so you can pay for his funeral💯how does that sound babe❤️🥰📲📲”
— Jorah deserved better (@Apple_Fence) May 4, 2019
2.
Another day another girl from high school lost to a pyramid scheme
— mads 🌵 (@madelinebehee) May 6, 2019
3.
facebook has a dating app now so that girl from high school who messages you to join her pyramid scheme once every six months and the guy who never left your hometown and still wears his varsity letterman can finally live happily ever after together
— sloane (@cottoncandaddy) May 1, 2019
4.
nobody:
literally not a single person:
pyramid scheme girls before they try to sell you shampoo: pic.twitter.com/1NdvYhLW70— emily🥰 (@emilysalatuk) May 1, 2019
5.
When you tell a girl DMing you that she’s part of a pyramid scheme and that you’re not going to buy her supplementspic.twitter.com/UG9SKF3z2M
— Rose Laoutaris (@RoseLaoutaris) April 30, 2019
6.
I just poured essential oils all over my body so hopefully that fixes everything
— Jada Hoffman (@Juda__9) May 3, 2019
7.
starting to get my feelings hurt bc i’ve never once been approached to join a pyramid scheme am i not good enough do i not have what it takes
— dirt prince (@pant_leg) May 1, 2019
8.
Girls selling for Drug
pyramid schemes Dealers
🤝
"I don't know how you do that 9 to 5 shit, I love being my own boss! Come make an extra $200-$300 with me"— Trailer Park Harper (@allacreprah) May 1, 2019
9.
literally !!! nobody:
a mom on Facebook selling a pyramid scheme: pic.twitter.com/oiLluJgLhZ
— rae (@raeclaramunt) May 7, 2019
10.
If you’re selling a pyramid scheme, you are 100% REQUIRED to use at least 4 emojis in your sales statement. Sorry, I don’t make the rules
— Riley (@RileyEliseGable) April 29, 2019
11.
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Not a single soul on this Earth:
Not even their mom:
iNfLuEnCeR: “A lot of you have asked about my skin care routine…”
— Donovan (@cxcope) April 16, 2019
12.
Pyramid scheme influencers be like: pic.twitter.com/02uV0TsKRc
— Mikayla Downs (@mikaylaariel) February 17, 2019
13.
Everyone from my hometown is now either
a) part of a pyramid scheme
b) a fitness influencer
c) a realtor
d) in prison— yung tess (@tessapaisan) December 24, 2018
14.
A girl involved in an Instagram influencer pyramid scheme told me to love myself this Valentine’s Day and now I’m cured
— Joseph? (@JSzelina) February 14, 2019
15.
me:
instagram influencer from my hometown:
🌼🌻SUMMER GIVEAWAY🌻🌼🌞giving CHLAMYDIA to 3️⃣ of my lucky followers🌞
😍all YOU have to do is😍
1️⃣LIKE this photo 🥰
2️⃣FOLLOW my account 😘😜🤭will be picking and DMing winners tonight at 8🤭😜
💋good luck!💋
— Syler Tober (@sylertober) May 7, 2019