Internet Star Kurt Coleman Is Getting Deep And Spiraling Into An Existential Crisis
Kurt Coleman might have spiraled into a deep existential crisis and it’s got us questioning the deep stuff.
Kurt is some what of a national treasure, basically pioneering #influencing back when it wasn’t even a thing. Famous for being totally ‘fabulous’ and damn sure of it. His whole vibe is basically not giving a fuck about, well anything. Kurt just does Kurt. That is who he is. At least, so we thought.
In his latest Instagram post, Kurt is bearing his soul and it turns out that shit goes way deeper than we thought. It’s always only a matter of time before life as a social media star brings you to a crossroads about the ‘truth’ of the world. He’s gonna figure it out and let us know I think? We just hope the dude’s okay.
Kurt’s musings start off like he is about to launch into some full blown conspiracy theories about the earth:
“My dream in life is to find out what this world actually is. I don’t want to die not knowing the truth of the world, and that’s something that I think about everyday.
I already know who I am, and I just know the world and everything out side of our world is way more than what we are told and there is way more to it.”
But then he takes a turn and actually dishes out some pretty real content.
“It’s not just a place where we are born to learn how to talk, listen, get a job and then have a family, I don’t believe that. That’s just what we’re ‘supposed’ to do here!”
It’s become clear by this point that this is not the rant of a suspicious conspiracy enthusiast, but the musings of a coming of age 20 year old dude who seems a bit overwhelmed by ~*the meaning of life*~, like what is it?
He continues:
“I’m going to change the world because I can.”
Kudos for the ever-unshaking self-confidence bro it’s always good to back yourself hey.
There is more.
“I’ve changed people’s lives by just saying my truth and that proves to me that I’m an amazing soul.”
So at least we can gather that this philisophical crisis doesn’t mean we are going to lose Kurt. Seems safe to say we will still be able to follow the selfie-king and hear many more ‘truths’ to come.
He’s also moving to Melbourne on Friday, not an uncommon migration for people hoping to ‘find themselves’.
Moving to Melbourne on Friday. BYEEEEEE ✈️
— Kurt Coleman (@KurtColeman) July 5, 2017
Good luck Kurt hope you find the world’s ‘truth’ and share it with all of us. Plz.