The Internet Has Strange Feelings For These Weirdly Attractive Cartoon Animals
It’s ok, we’re all thinking it – some cartoon animals are just hot and it turns out the internet is equally confused.
Today we’re taking a trip down memory lane to celebrate the “sexiest” non-human cartoon characters and really own those weird feelings they caused us as kids.
Here’s ten undeniably attractive cartoon animals because there ain’t no shame in being a little turned on by these hybrids.
1. Thomas O’Malley from The Aristocats
This guy could charm the pants off anyone with a pulse.
The people have spoken and Thomas is a dreamboat.
It needs to be said that Disney way way oversexualized the cats in Aristocats. Like dang dude. Thomas O'Malley is basically cat Sinatra
— Jordan (@jnnels) July 8, 2017
the ONLY man i care about is thomas o'malley from the aristocats and that's just some cold iced tea hunny
— ????????????️???????????? (@rocketpower1999) July 22, 2017
He’s got game, he can dance and he looks after those kittens like they’re his own. Just try to tell me he’s not the perfect man. Just try.
2. Lola Bunny from Space Jam
No matter what your sexual preference I feel that we can all agree that Lola Bunny is effing hot. Sorry to be objectifying her so blatantly but they really turned up the heat on sexualising that rabbit.
She’s got that sporty, sassy, sexy thing going for her and she championed the sporty luxe chic look that we’re all about today. Somehow, she’s one of the most iconic babes in tv/film history. This Twitter user lays down the simple truth:
there are 2 kinds of people on this earth: people who had a crush on lola bunny, and fucking liars pic.twitter.com/pzOqFGa8b3
— Lup…….with a gun (@grandpaesthetic) September 7, 2017
3. THAT Hot Tiger from Zootopia
You know the one.
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The internet took to calling him “daddy” which tbh sounds like kink that originated from Zootopia‘s more ‘mature’ audience, but no one is safe from the raw sexual appeal of this big hunk of a man (/tiger).
4. Lola from Shark Tale
To be fair, Lola’s sex appeal comes mostly from her resemblance of Angelina Jolie, who voices the sultry fish character. But who knew a fish could be quite that sultry!
No judgment here, she’s a hot fish and you’re not the only one thinking it:
smash or pass Lola from Shark Tale
— talia (@taliapoydras) August 13, 2017
5. Teenage Simba from The Lion King
We are only graced with Teenage Simba for a brief moment during his ‘growing up’ montage, but it was enough to kick start the sexual awakening of a generation. There’s no need to deny it, it’s become public consensus and you’re probably in the majority if you had/have oddly erotic feels about teenage Simba. Trust me, it’s a thing:
"Did anyone else have a major sexual awakening because of teenage Simba?" –@Kirs10cills
— sav (@saaaavv) July 20, 2017
teenage simba on the log during the end of hakuna matata was my true sexual awakening #noshame #ok #alittleshame
— Ashton Foster (@AshtonFoster) April 8, 2017
Okey but why does teenage Simba look more attractive than half the guys I used to go to school with? pic.twitter.com/pYsHBpejnW
— KT (@MillwardKatie) July 17, 2017
Was anyone else sexually attracted to teenage Simba in Lion King growin up ????
— Nibs (@nibslovescats) April 7, 2017
I don't understand it either, and yet???????????????????????? Mufasa is hot, teenage Simba is yummy, I don't know, I don't know ????????????????????
— OrganisedBae???????? (@crazynellz) May 15, 2017
Another filthy dream about teenage simba
— Simone Nathan (@simonenathan) June 7, 2017
Don’t overthink it. Simba’s a hottie.
6. Vixey from The Fox And The Hound
Ahhh shit quick look at this pic of a real life fox to cool down because Vixey is a freakin little vixen.
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7. Pongo from 101 Dalmations
I blame Pongo for giving me unrealistically high expectations for men. There’s no arguments here, he’s a very handsome doggo. He’s also a good boy and a great father.
DILF alert! In dog world, Pongo is a solid ten and we all knew it.
8. Cleo from Pinocchio
That’s right, another sexy fish! Cleo was a little beauty and she 100% knew it. She was all fluttering eyelids and swinging tail making you wanna be like:
Sexy fish: confusing but real.
9. Bagheera from The Jungle Book
Bagheera is like the misunderstood bad boy with a heart of gold that you just can’t resist. He’s a bit of a loner but he’s just so cool and strong and deep and you just kinda wanna be alone with him… ya know?
10. Robin Hood from Disney’s Robin Hood
Should we be alarmed by how attracted we are to Disney’s non-human Robin Hood?
Yea ok nm then embrace it.