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Jarrod Is Repeating Every Mistake He Made W/ Sophie On BIP & Viewers Can’t Take It

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If you found yourself cringing while watching Jarrod on Bachelor In Paradise tonight, you’re not alone. We’ve seen this all before and we know it doesn’t end well.

Jarrod has (again) become infatuated with a beautiful blonde but this time around it isn’t Sophie Monk, it’s season one’s reject Ali. Without really knowing her at all, he seems to already be in too deep.

The connection between the two of them can be described basically by Jarrod repeating ‘she is hot! SHE IS HOT!’ over and over again.

That’s about it. Ali doesn’t seem to be vibing at all in return, but that didn’t stop Jarrod from choosing her for his first date – instead of his rightful pick Keira.

Their date kicked off with the couple approaching some local dancers giving a performance, as Jarrod said things like, ‘It’s like The Lion King.’

Ummmm yeah, let’s just breeze str8 past the wine-maker thinking that Fijian people are the same as African animals. (But also: WTAF???)

All of a sudden Jarrod started performing some kind of mating ritual.

‘LION KING, LION KING, I AM THE LION KING!!’

It didn’t go down so well.

‘Aren’t we in Fiji, tho?’

‘Let’s make sweet monkey love beneath Pride Rock my African queen.’

As the two sat down for a glass of champers, Jarrod continued to obsess over Ali, all while not really getting to know her at all.

‘You have an aura that follows you everywhere and I FOLLOW IT everywhere.’

‘Also I think we should stop seeing other people and only kiss each other’s mouths.’

‘Nah m8. I just got here and I’ve been eyeballin’ ya boi with the big shiny white chompers, Michael.’

‘Fair enough. We can take it slow Sophie Ali. I will just commit to love only you forever.’

‘Okayyyyyyyy. Ah, I barely know you bro.’

‘We have all our lives to get to know each other and the rest of our lives starts TODAY.’

‘HALP MEEEEEEEEEE’

The worst part is that Ali herself hasn’t really got a word in. While Jarrod is super vocal about how he feels about the season one alum, he doesn’t seem that fazed in finding out if his feelings are mutual.

Just like he was with Sophie, he has become absolutely infatuated with Ali and we can all see this ending in tears.

Twitter can’t take much more of this: