People Are Trolling J.K. Rowling With Made Up Harry Potter Storylines
There’s no denying that the magical world of Harry Potter was a huge part of many people’s childhoods.
With J.K. Rowling expanding on the Harry Potter universe in the last few years, her tweets where she reveals new traits/information about our beloved characters has turned into a bit of a long-standing joke among fans.
Rowling has copped some slack for embellishing on storylines and adding new information, ranging from Hagrid not being able to perform a Patronus to Dumbledore being gay.
.@benjaminroffman Anthony Goldstein, Ravenclaw, Jewish wizard.
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) December 16, 2014
Twitter users have now taken to tweeting out their own jokes about the Harry Potter universe, and let’s just say some have really escalated.
Here are some of the funniest/most outrageous tweets:
anyone:
jk rowling: dobby assassinated princess diana
— emily (@theemiree) January 28, 2019
CHILD: I love Hagrid!
JK ROWLING: Sadly he died from autoerotic asphyxiation in a Bangkok hotel room— The Give Smart Guy (@BobbyBigWheel) March 17, 2019
Nobody:
JK Rowling: You know what else was nine and three quarters?
— Genki (@Genki_Rocket) March 17, 2019
Anyone:
JK Rowling: pic.twitter.com/Ie3TuWBAhC
— Ira Madison III (@ira) March 17, 2019
us: can we get the marau-
jk rowling: no
us: but
jk rowling: the restricted section of hogwarts was restricted because that's where dumbledore hid his gay erotica— amy (@rlandsbindaclub) March 17, 2019
No one:
JK Rowling: Grindrwald
— Maddie Whittle ?♀️ (@maddiewhittle) March 17, 2019
Me:
JK Rowling: the Whomping Willow was gay
— sarah schauer ? (@SJSchauer) January 25, 2019
literally no one:
Jk Rowling: Harry's firebolt is bi-curious
— Ryan Weber (@tortuga_triste) January 26, 2019
no one:
jk rowling: shaggy went to hogwarts
— kennet (@kennetdee) January 29, 2019
me:
jk rowling: buckbeak is into light choking but hasn’t found the right partner
— Rachel Whitehurst (@RachLWhitehurst) January 26, 2019
no one:
jk rowling: dobby was in a secret love affair with the sorting hat
— lottie #1 eduardo saverin stan (@TRIWlZRDS) January 27, 2019
no one:
jk rowling: cedric diggory dissolved the holy roman empire
— let nebula kill thanos (@shcIIstrop) January 30, 2019
no one:
jk rowling: and that’s why Hagrid actually threw the first brick at Stonewall
— Drew Penkala (@DrewPenkala) January 29, 2019
Me:
JK Rowling: Hagrid knows who actually killed Jon Benet
— Tyrannosaurus Tits (@HummusG) January 28, 2019
me:
JK Rowling: wizards can cure cancer for humans but choose not to
— Michael Tannenbaum (@iamTannenbaum) January 28, 2019
anyone:
jk rowling: harry is gay
anyone:
jk rowling: and a black woman
— an pigeon (@imskytrash) January 29, 2019
no one:
jk rowling: ted bundy was a slytherin
— ً (@reixa_kick) January 27, 2019
There’s one thing for sure: Harry Potter will forever be the boy who lived who through memes.
