KAPOW! Drama Imploded Between Bachy Gals Tonight Ending In A Walk-Out

Well, that was a crackin’ ep! Thank you Bachy gods. Things heated up between the women and we had a good ol’ fashion screaming fight. Huzzah!

It all kicked off as Jen was pulled aside by Matty at the cocktail party. Within seconds she launched into her anti-Lisa spiel. Telling Matty that Lisa thinks Matty is on the show to up his social media following.

‘Lisa is the wrong girl for you and the right girl is sitting right here, and if you ask me, I’d say she is AMAZING.’

Matty didn’t really believe a thing she said, he started thinking about more important things.

‘Yeah, yeah…I wonder if dogs dream…’

When she noticed he was losing her attention, she told him that Lisa considers him more like a brother.

‘LISA THINKS YOU’RE HER BROTHER, OKAY BUDDY’

This didn’t really dissuade Matty.

‘Well it worked out fine on Game of Thrones, so…?’

As Jen dropped that explosive info right on Matty’s head, she quickly removed herself. But the rest of the girls sensed something was up, after Matty grabbed Lisa for a private chat.

We all kind of forgot Lisa existed. She walks! She talks! Lisa was equally surprised to be involved in a storyline for once.

‘Errr, can I help you?’

Matty told Lisa all the goss that’s being said. She stayed pretty unshaken.

‘Listen, I’ve heard you’re calling me your bro. I’m fine with that. I watch GoT.’

Lisa does very little to actually deny what Jen said about her.

‘Hey bro, how’s mum?’

Matty is IN TO IT. A little too much.

‘I don’t care, I think we defs have heaps of chemistry. You feel me?’

She’s not that keen to reignite the flame.

‘Ewwwww, you’re my brother! I’m telling dad and you’re getting grounded!’

As that discussion ends, it kicks off between the other gals. As they overheard what Matty said to Lisa, next up Elise, Tara and Cobie approach Jen.

Jen looks at the women like she’s about to conjure up a spell to vanquish their souls. She’s a woman on a mission and is leaving a path of carnage.

‘Come at me, brah!’

The girls are unimpressed with Jen’s behaviour, accusing her of throwing Lisa under the bus. Jen denies that she said any comment about Matty seeming like Lisa’s brother. A blatant lie. Oh Jen.

‘Is this chick 4 realzzz??’

Then Jen got extra angry, and starting swearing like a sailor.

‘###?&*%$$##%IY&*##%&##’

Cobie tried and failed to diffuse the situation.

‘Chill.. baby girl. Let me hypnotize you with my enormous eye balls.’

Jen was not having it with Cobie’s input, she was too busy drinking wine and stirring trouble.

‘Hey you…what’s your name? Cobie cheese? Bugger off m8!’

As all the women started screaming at each other, they stormed off in different directions. Jen’s path somehow led her out the door and down the driveway. She said she no longer wanted to be involved in the “drama cabana” – that she, herself created.

Off she goes…

Walking down an extremely long driveway into the countryside. No other form of transportation. Good luck out there.

See ya l8rs Jen, it’s been real…