Katy Perry Just Dropped A Christmas Song & The Video Will Haunt Me Forever

As we step into December, Katy Perry has decided to drop a Christmas song called ‘Cozy Little Christmas’ and the music video is really err… something.

The song itself is catchy enough, but in the video clip things get extremely weird and it’s a lot to take in. It’s truly some kind of fever dream and I really want to wake up.

Watch the Katy Perry video and we’ll discuss below:

Where to begin?

Oh yeah, so from the start Katy is expelling some real chaotic energy. U OK, hon?

As Santa arrives and changes from his wintery red threads into a more summery ensemble, the video seems pretty tame, UNTIL these hellish creatures appear.

Who are they? What are they? What do they want?!

All of a sudden watching this I feel very drunk, despite not consuming any alcohol (yet) this morning.

WHAT ON EARTH IS HAPPENING?!

Just when I thought this clip couldn’t get any more disturbing, we have Katy and Santa getting massaged… by the reindeer. We can see its little puppet hooves tapping on their skin and I feel UNCLEAN.

I actually never asked to see a topless Santa being massaged by reindeer hooves. I feel personally victimised by this.

The final scene shows Katy doing shots (I assume of alcoholic eggnog) with those weird animated characters.

Tbh, it makes sense that she would be incredibly drunk while making this absolute nightmare.

Katy has never been more relatable to me than in this moment.

I can’t wait to watch this video at least 50 times before Christmas.