katy perry cozy little christmas

Katy Perry Just Dropped A Christmas Song & The Video Will Haunt Me Forever

As we step into December, Katy Perry has decided to drop a Christmas song called ‘Cozy Little Christmas’ and the music video is really err… something.

The song itself is catchy enough, but in the video clip things get extremely weird and it’s a lot to take in. It’s truly some kind of fever dream and I really want to wake up.

Watch the Katy Perry video and we’ll discuss below:

Where to begin?

Oh yeah, so from the start Katy is expelling some real chaotic energy. U OK, hon?

katy perry cozy little christmas

As Santa arrives and changes from his wintery red threads into a more summery ensemble, the video seems pretty tame, UNTIL these hellish creatures appear.

katy perry cozy little christmas

Who are they? What are they? What do they want?!

All of a sudden watching this I feel very drunk, despite not consuming any alcohol (yet) this morning.

katy perry cozy little christmas

WHAT ON EARTH IS HAPPENING?!

Just when I thought this clip couldn’t get any more disturbing, we have Katy and Santa getting massaged… by the reindeer. We can see its little puppet hooves tapping on their skin and I feel UNCLEAN.

katy perry cozy little christmas

I actually never asked to see a topless Santa being massaged by reindeer hooves. I feel personally victimised by this.

katy perry cozy little christmas

The final scene shows Katy doing shots (I assume of alcoholic eggnog) with those weird animated characters.

katy perry cozy little christmas

Tbh, it makes sense that she would be incredibly drunk while making this absolute nightmare.

katy perry cozy little christmas

Katy has never been more relatable to me than in this moment.

I can’t wait to watch this video at least 50 times before Christmas.