Keanu Reeves Admits He Is Lonely & The Entire Internet Is Volunteering As Tribute
Brooding prince, star of John Wick: Chapter 3 — Parabellum, and living angel here on earth, Keanu Reeves, is a lonely guy.
I’m just as surprised as you but when asked in an interview if he was seeing anyone special, he replied with this startling revelation:
“You mean romantic love? You know, I’m the lonely guy. I don’t have anyone in my life. But if it does occur, I would respect and love the other person; hopefully it’ll happen for me.”
Keanu Reeves says he is a lonely guy. " I don’t have anyone in my life. But if it does occur, I would respect and love the other person; hopefully it’ll happen for me." https://t.co/MhKE9vd7gV pic.twitter.com/UWDA1dmy84
— Keanuital (@Keanuital) May 28, 2019
EXCUSE ME, I NEED A MINUTE.
I, for one, will gladly volunteer as tribute and I’m not the only one.
The thirsty folks of Twitter are rushing to reach out to Keanu Reeves:
Half the human population raises its hands https://t.co/mHZxRmdyJa
— rabia O'chaudry (@rabiasquared) May 30, 2019
Don’t be lonely, Keanu. We’re all here for you. We are standing right here. Behind you. Hi.
Here are some of the best reactions on Twitter:
Fine i’ll do it https://t.co/qXBTeUoVGL
— Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) May 29, 2019
Finding out Keanu Reeves is lonely. pic.twitter.com/EM9mfEbsAi
— Emily Ieva (@emily_ieva) May 30, 2019
Here's me, furiously trying to swipe right on this tweet. https://t.co/93HX2oBiQF
— Kara Schlegl (@karaschlegl) May 29, 2019
I just read that Keanu Reeves says he’s lonely… 😐
I AM COMING BABY! DON’T MOVE! I WILL BE RIGHT THERE TO LOVE YOU SO HARD!!!!!(P.S: this is not a threat. I want to consensually love you.)
— Debra DiGiovanni (@DebraDiGiovanni) May 30, 2019
look you simply cannot be keanu reeves and go around saying shit like this!!!!! https://t.co/GQZU3R5OGD
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) May 29, 2019
just found out keanu reeves is completely single and somehow i feel like we’re soulmates so pic.twitter.com/ZNHjlppGa3
— andrea (@vox1ux) May 29, 2019
keanu reeves, if you’re reading this i’m free on thursday night and want to hang out. please call me and hang out with me on thursday night when i am free. https://t.co/8uedIkpCaU
— kaz. (@galensdeathstar) May 29, 2019
Tbh, it’s kind of comforting that someone like Keanu, straight-up one of the most handsome humans in the universe, can feel lonely at times. Big mood.
Keanu is 55, nice, a multi-millionaire and still single.
I guess there's no hope for any of us. https://t.co/41O0WCqtIN
— Jenna Maroney (@OffBrandHeels) May 29, 2019
ILY Keanu, pls pick up a phone and get in touch. I’m very available.