Keira Wants To Be The Next Bachelorette & We Must Not Rest Until We Make This Happen

All our dreams have come true, as exited The Bachelor contestant, and series “villain” (before Rachael stepped into her stylish shoes) Keira Maguire has put her name forward as the next bachelorette.

FUCK YAS. LET’S MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

When asked whether she’d consider stepping into The Bachelorette role, she replied “I feel like it’s more my thing, at least I can have control,” she told Mamamia. “I would definitely do it because I’d just fuck shit up.”

She sure would.

We can only imagine what a Keira-led season would look like, but I’m foreseeing compulsory yoga classes under her instruction, so soo many chokers and with every rose given at the rose ceremony, instead of asking “Will you accept this rose?” Keira would instead say:

“You are not a peasant.”