Kourtney Kardashian Birthday Party Drunk

Kim Kardashian Live-Tweeted Kourtney’s Birthday Shindig And The Carnage Was Real

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Sisters Kim, Kourtney Kardashian & Co (that is her swelling entourage of famous people) have been letting loose this past week in honour of the mega-celeb’s 38th birthday (which was April 18). To celebrate the occasion, the Kardashian Klan flew their m8s to Mexico to let off some steam.

From all accounts, things got kinda hectic.

It was pretty much the Kardashian’s version of ‘The Hangover’ minus the Siberian tiger. We know this because ol’ mate Kimmy K was giving her 52.2M Twitter followers a play-by-play of the trip on Twitter and unlike typical Mrs. West… she didn’t hold back.

It was extra juicy to watch, as the descriptions she gave painted a very different picture to the polished, luxed up pics that Kourts was flaunting on IG:

This is how we do it down in Puerto Rico

A post shared by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on

This shot is in clear contrast to this Snapchat footage which surfaced from the holiday of her mates rolling around naked in the pool:

Instead, Kim dished out the gritty stuff. The carnage apparently included inflatable penises, ‘special’ brownies, Kourtney doing starkas cartwheels, munting all over herself in bed and… ehhh ‘two girls / one jet ski’… come again?

Who’da thunk it – maybe the ‘Dash dolls aren’t the klassy conservatives we know them not to be. If only the cameras were rolling, so that we could all ‘keep up’ with their antics. I guess the next best thing is these tweets from Kim.

Looks like Kourtney might need to snooze this week off: