Kylie Jenner Just Gave Stormi An Absolutely Terrifying Birthday Party
It’s been two years since we were all sitting here speculating about Kylie Jenner’s pregnancy, a pregnancy she kept under wraps until she gave birth to her daughter Stormi. And while that was a very normal and praised move from Kylie given her family’s level of fame and their history of documenting their lives, there’s been nothing normal about Stormi’s birthday parties since.
To celebrate her toddler’s second birthday, Kylie Jenner hosted the second year of ‘Stormi World’ – an extravagant birthday party that most of us could only ever dream of. That’s if any of us normal plebs ever wanted a whole party thrown in our honour where we had to walk through our own heads then be greeted with terrifying images of us branded on merchandise.
STORMI WORLD IS NUTS pic.twitter.com/O13AXCBd7b
— 🪐 (@TRAVISONTOUR) February 2, 2020
From animated characters brought to life, a fairytale looking walkway into Stormi World, and Stormi-branded drinks and treats (as well as a merch shop), the whole thing looked pretty damn… expensive. And weird. And nightmare-inducing.
Here’s a little lowdown of what Stormi World looked like this year:
The entrance was something out of a horror movie.
Somewhere, Gwyneth Paltrow is taking notes for Goop World.
But if you thought that was bad, then well… pretty much EVERYTHING was Stormi-themed. Like, EVERYTHING.
I am not sleeping tonight.
This is absolute madness.
If this is her second birthday party, imagine her 21st.
No one ever needed to bring that creepy toy from Toy Story to life. Ever.
stormi world?? nah i only know that creepy toy from toy story pic.twitter.com/gLwr5fV5NA
— 𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑒 ✰ (@kidkrownan) February 2, 2020
But at the end of the day, it’s Stormi’s world and we’re just living in it.
Therapist: the stormi world mascot isn’t real, it can’t hurt you
The stormi world mascot: pic.twitter.com/2PNXvq4uDn
— Sophie Ross (@SophRossss) February 2, 2020