Everyone Else Go Home, ‘Life With MaK’ Is Our New Meme Queen
Okay, so 13-year-olds have CHANGED in the time since I was one.
When I was 13, the year was 2005. I was flat-out keeping my Tamagotchi alive while simultaneously making scooby bracelets and learning the entire rap to ‘Fergalicious’.
But today, 13-year-olds are building entire empires, amassing hundreds of thousands of fans on the internet, making more money than I ever will (lmao) and becoming memes, legends, icons, and stars in the process.
Fine, not all of them, but it’s certainly the case for our queen, our Lord, our saviour, Makenna — better known as Life With MaK. We bow to thee, sis.
A Brief History Of MaK
Makenna rose to fame with her popular ASMR YouTube channel called Life With Mak, where she has accumulated more than 750,000 subscribers. Now if you don’t know what ASMR is, you obviously have never fallen down a YouTube black hole and ended up in a weird corner of the internet. Consider yourself lucky.
That lil ginger asmr girl is the savior we needed
— dannyultra (@guccimaneadlib) August 12, 2018
It stands for autonomous sensory meridian response — the kind of tingle response like goosebumps or chills you might feel when someone touches you, only with ASMR, you get it through sounds behind a screen. Here’s a prime example of MaK’s A+ ASMR.
It’s… a lot.
Now Makenna is maybe the sweetest girl we’ve ever encountered. And if you don’t believe us, MaK isn’t just a nickname, it stands for Meaning, Acceptance, and Kindness — three things she preaches in all of her videos. Legit, she’s too pure for this earth and we’re not worthy.
But it’s her sassy commentary and straight-up savagery, combined with the workings of the most hilarious humans in the world (Twitter users) that have made the internet fall in love. And honestly, we stan a legend.
But, enough from me. Let me point you to the evidence below:
The Time She Was Literally Every Single One Of Us Who Has Worked In Customer Service
me one minute after clocking in at work pic.twitter.com/1LK4toTjiP
— ❃❁❃ (@fkajack) September 4, 2018
Everything we’ve ever wanted to say to a piece-of-shit customer.
The Times She Spoke To Us On A Spiritual Level
me drinking iced coffee on an empty stomach knowing it’s going to make me feel like shit pic.twitter.com/9crC90AniA
— kennady (@kenxchristensen) August 11, 2018
Sometimes, in life, you’re faced with a challenge… and when it comes to the consumption of iced coffee, it’s more of a lifestyle than a choice. Fuck it up boi. Drink that delicious iced beverage even though you know you’ll pay for it in approximately 35 minutes time.
— ?????? (@C4SSlDY) August 10, 2018
Slurp slurp, bb.
my gay ass attempting to drink a beer with straights pic.twitter.com/oibeBVceic
— Mario (@mtehuitz) August 12, 2018
“Did you catch the final last night?” “Omg yes, Shangela was ROBBED!” *deadthdrop*
Judas taking a sip of wine before betraying jesus:pic.twitter.com/hYcGRqLIBI
— Spooky goofy goober sea cucumber (@the_myleg_fish) August 10, 2018
Ha! Bye, bitch. xoxo
The Time She Said What We Were All Thinking
when i’m bored so i start unnecessary drama pic.twitter.com/TvGoAgd8Yl
— gusss??? (@burntguss) August 12, 2018
Me at the drive-thru employee as I pull up at the Macca’s window for the second time that day. Where’s the lie?
The Time That Nothing Has Ever Been More Relatable
Me inside my head: having an existential crisis
Me on the outside: pic.twitter.com/0he1GUezpP— Spooky Anal Eaze Keating ?? mother@House of Anal (@deaddilf69) August 10, 2018
“I’m fine, I’m just tired.”
Me on my lunch break watching my coworkers struggle because it got busy pic.twitter.com/WypvWwaFb9
— abolish_ice@gmail (@fagtwigs) August 10, 2018
Honestly, I would love to help but technically I am off the clock right now and it would be illegal for me to be physically working right now. You get it.
me watching my own life fall apart wondering what’s going to happen next pic.twitter.com/Vx3c8oiUXz
— homme fatale (@gayhefner) August 11, 2018
Whatever it is, it ain’t good.
The Time She Proved She Was Really THAT Bitch
she snapped…. an icon pic.twitter.com/dlWvO086d1
— ??♂️ (@samsgh_) September 4, 2018
LMAO. Holy shit. She really did THAT. An icon has snapped and we have never been more here for a moment in history. You better tell Melissa how it’s about to go down! Drag her, MaK! Fuck it up!
For real though, Life With MaK, thank you for entering this world. We are truly grateful.