‘Lohan’s Beach Club’ Is A Hot Mess & Viewers Are Fed Up W/ Lindsay Lohan’s Bonkers Behaviour
I have been a dedicated fan of Lindsay Lohan for at least two-thirds of my life.
From her days as a child star up to Mean Girls, there is no denying she is iconic. But with the launch of her first club in Greece and MTV reality show Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club, I was left wondering: Does Li-Lo really know how to throw a party in Mykonos, bitch?
Short answer: Sadly, nope.
I was ready to absolutely love this show but unfortunately not only is it fairly average reality TV but Lohan is the worst part. She comes across as not only a bad person but a very bad business owner.
While many of the club’s staff starring in the show are actually pretty entertaining, viewers have consistently grown frustrated with Lohan’s erratic behaviour.
Lindsay is the villain of her own show. #LohanBeachClub
— Danny Pellegrino (@DannyPellegrino) February 26, 2019
Lindsay treat them like prisoners, not employees #LohanBeachClub
— Keon J Steele (@KeonJsteele) February 26, 2019
This isn’t about Lohan being a tough boss. I personally love a tough boss. Lisa Vanderpump rules the team at Sur on Vanderpump Rules and viewers trust her judgement. On The Hills when Lisa Love told Lauren Conrad off for her dumb AF decision not to go to Paris, we all nodded along enthusiastically in agreement.
There is a big difference between being tough and being just bad. What makes the series so difficult to watch is that Lohan makes the wrong calls over and over again.
Hopefully it's just for the tv drama, but if it's not; Lindsay Lohan is a terrible business owner and boss #LohanBeachClub
— Megan Christianson (@mpchristianson) March 6, 2019
The most bizarre example of this was when her business partner Panos Spentzos (aka the real person that runs Lohan Beach Club) decided to fire their weakest staff member, May. This made sense until Lohan rehired her when she noticed she had a lotus tattoo similar to her sister. A. Random. Tattoo. Saved. Her. Job.
In turn, someone else much more competent was fired in her place. Lindsay’s irrational choice left the rest of the employees angry and confused, which appears to be a theme in this show.
Lindsay Lohan: she has the same tattoo as my sister.
Me, at the tv:#LohanBeachClub pic.twitter.com/ajoNzMeWDs— CourtneyRevolution (@CourtRevolution) February 19, 2019
Reasons why Lindsay was a terrible boss:
●praised Brent even tho he was trash to everyone
●fired May and then unfired her bc she had a same tattoo as her sister
●made Panos fire Jules for whatever reason
●showed up to the villa wanting to fire someone #LohanBeachClub— Sam ? (@Kailah_Garcia) February 26, 2019
And more drama around Lindsay being a terrible boss has hit in the latest episode when Real World star Kailah Casillas was fired from the club because err… Lindsay said the staff’s house was too messy.
Lindsay, after firing a girl because she didn’t have her pants folded & her hairdryer was on the table along with her makeup #LohanBeachClub pic.twitter.com/qxCIxfX2bQ
— dramabananna (@dramabananna) February 26, 2019
Kailah quick ? get a lotus tattoo!!! @kailah_casillas #lohanbeachclub
— Marie_TBD (@Marie_TBD) February 19, 2019
Kailah getting fired seemed especially unfair as a lot of bad behaviour had already gone down. Some of the other employees have made homophobic remarks and two staff members got into a physical fight. Another guy hooked up with a client and trashed the belongings of another member of staff, yet Lindsay didn’t suspend or fire anyone based off these misdemeanours.
By rehiring May and firing Kailah, Lohan demonstrated exactly what is wrong with the show and her position as the boss: she has no idea what she’s fucking doing.
Sooooo Lindsey is slowly getting canceled. Hun you can’t say you promote positivity and you stand AGAINST bullying when you’re sticking up for a piece of shit that constantly tries to bring people down to fill his empty self esteem#LohanBeachClub
— Jessie ? (@MyAlteregoJess) March 5, 2019
Since being fired, Kailah is spilling all the tea on her YouTube channel on what it was like working under Lindsay.
This is what she had to say about being fired:
“So when she was firing me and what you didn’t see was that she brought up that the first day I was there I said ‘Hi!’ to her without a camera there. She said I was disrespectful for doing that, when I was just trying to be polite but okay.”
And she also recounted a time at the club where Lindsay made the DJ play Eminem so she could rap to the crowd.
“She took the microphone that goes over the intercom for the entire beach club. So she took it and started yelling at the DJ. So the DJ is now very uncomfortable,” Kailah recalled.
“She is screaming at him “Put on Eminem! Put on Eminem!” and we’re all standing there like “Ummmm, what is going on?” So finally this poor DJ who she just embarrassed in front of the entire beach club puts on Eminem.
“She stands up and sings every single word to four Eminem songs in a row, as her friends are sitting laughing and taking videos.”
Having seen this shitshow, I can totally see this happening.
You can watch the Kailah vlog here.
If you want the realllll story of why @lindsaylohan hates me, watch my newest vlog. I explain everything. https://t.co/5jHrPFvyVM
— Kailah (@kailah_casillas) February 26, 2019
Lohan hasn’t commented on Kailah’s termination from the reality show.
Honestly, if this series is to have another season (despite its ratings dropping real fast) it would be better for everyone if Lohan left the series and they let the rest of the cast shine.
It might be time for Lindsay to party it up on a different island.