LMAO: Ep 11 Of ‘The Bachelor’ Retold Through Its Funniest Tweets
We are now getting to the pointy end of The Bachelor – last night, the final girl without a solo date was given the flick. Farewell Simone, we barely knew thee.
In her final hurrah on The Bachelor, Simone didn’t hesitate to steal the show. From screaming about her gluten-free donut, actually playing ‘pin the tail on the bachy dick’ and then having to lie her way through her non-existent history of ballet. Yup, Simone was a ball of hilarious confusion.
We also saw Laura get a second solo date, and on the group date the girls were put through a range of sexual innuendo laden challenges. Matty then spent extra time with Elise, who has now emerged alongside Laura as a frontrunner. With that being said, Tara continues to charm the socks of our bachy and could be the dark horse the others don’t see coming.
Twitter, as always, was there to provide hilarious commentary as it all went down. Let’s relive it all over again.
The Bachelor episode 11, as told through its funniest tweets:
Matty and Laura’s date involved reading each other’s futures and staring up at the night sky before coparenting their own star baby.
Laura: Do you think Matty and I are compatible?
Psychic: He's cheating on you with seven other women.#TheBachelorAU
— Bondi Burger (@TheBondiBurger) August 30, 2017
Me: "Naming a star is pretty cool date idea"
Matty/Laura: "Matora!!!"
Me:#thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/ybrCF55JjI— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) August 30, 2017
Laura: I absolutely loved today, it was the best
Matty: OMG stop being so guarded#TheBachelorAU— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) August 30, 2017
Matty talking about breaking down Laura's walls. Well there's one way to do it, as we learned earlier this week #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/C49gnBdYaz
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) August 30, 2017
However, viewers weren’t totally sold on the match.
currently @oshergunsberg #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/rILFbigTby
— kahlei ???? (@twinklymillar) August 30, 2017
I mean I don't hate Laura I just don't want her to win #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/qY6NVERKuF
— alysha ???? (@lilgremlingirl) August 30, 2017
The group date got real weird, real fast.
I just saw someone play pin the tail on the dick on free to air television what a time to be alive #thebachelorau
— Kate (@hardboiledkate) August 30, 2017
Osher: "put it whereyou want"
Simone: #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/UMsLIDbpA8— Dylan Matthews (@DylanMatthews91) August 30, 2017
Florence: I cut my teddy bear to pieces when I was angry. Matty: #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/G79qU7fdab
— Merryn Porter (@Merryn_Porter) August 30, 2017
Tara stole the show… as per usual.
ALL HAIL QUEEN TARA #thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/Vyo0CF7nDt
— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) August 30, 2017
I would not be at all surprised if the other girls send Matty home and start competing for who gets to date Tara. #TheBachelorAU
— Bondi Burger (@TheBondiBurger) August 30, 2017
The cocktail party was a snoozefest without our ol’ reliable drama-starter Jen.
Ain't no bitchy cocktail party like a Jen bitchy cocktail party 'cause a Jen bitchy cocktail party is druuuuuunk #TheBachelorAU
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) August 30, 2017
#TheBachelorAU is so boring without Jen. I want her at every cocktail party I have to go to for the rest of my life.
— Kyria Webster (@KyriaWeb) August 30, 2017
Simone got booted in the end, just when we were starting to like her.
Twitter last week: who the f is Simone?
Twitter tonight: yass Queeeeen! Simone for pres! live by Simone die by Simone! #thebachelorAU— Dash Jayasuriya (@gameonmoll) August 30, 2017
#TheBachelorAU Simone – guten free lactose free egg free – matty free!!
— Joan G (@MaternalHealth2) August 30, 2017
I can't believe he didn't pick Secret Ranga Pancake Face Never Did Ballet #TheBachelorAU
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) August 30, 2017