LMAO: Ep 14 Of ‘The Bachelor’ Retold Through Its Funniest Tweets
One more week of The Bachelor to go – which is sad – but also GREAT because Sophie Monk is an actual angel.
As this season heads to the pointy end, four girls became three with Florence’s dreams of marrying her way into an Aussie citizenship shattered. The ep was bloody long, showing each of the four hometowns and Matty getting grilled by their fams.
Tensions were rife at Florence and Tara’s pads, while Elise and Laura had slightly more civilised encounters.
Like usual, Twitter was there to make the experience all the more lol-worthy.
Ep 14 of The Bachelor retold through its funniest tweets:
The home date with Tara was delightful as usual.
How do all these people live in such great places? I'd be like: 'Here's the local Westfield' #TheBachelorAU
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) September 7, 2017
#TheBachelorAU Matty is seriously stupid if he doesn't pick Tara! pic.twitter.com/2y7Cmh5WeK
— tori (@itstorikayla) September 7, 2017
I'm just a bit confused about how matty hasn't already declared tara the winner and sent everyone else home??? #TheBachelorAU
— ellie (@_elliejohnno) September 7, 2017
Tara’s brother Troy was full on and scared us all.
Troy: You may as well just tell us now. Are you gonna pick Tara?
TARA'S BROTHER IS ALL ????????OF ????????US ???????? #TheBachelorAU— beca (@beckaio_) September 7, 2017
Matty: it's a hard-
Troy: losersayswhat
Matty: what?
Troy: nup, not happening. my sister isn't going to be dating a loser.
#TheBachelorAU— Frank from shameless (@Juanitaiscool) September 7, 2017
Troy is here to wear backwards hats and fuck up Matty, and his hat’s already the wrong way around. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/qsO7eW6KHu
— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) September 7, 2017
"You're gonna be on the tele, Troy. What are ya gonna do"
"I'm gonna be drunk and angry, m8. Might even punch on"#TheBachelorAU
— Andy Thompson (@SweatyJester) September 7, 2017
His date with Florence started with a hand-holding rejection and ended with her friend annihilating Matty’s entire existence.
Florence telling Matty not to keep holding her hand all the time is the most I've ever related to a bachelor contestant. #TheBachelorAU
— Sass Neill (@beyourbird) September 7, 2017
Marley, your friend Florence went on this show for the exact same reason? #TheBachelorAU
— Michelle ???????? (@MichelleMackey1) September 7, 2017
I can't believe you would come on a show like this to meet someone when Florence came on a show like this to meet someone #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/CYPjHslV8s
— Merryn Porter (@Merryn_Porter) September 7, 2017
Exclusive footage of Matty being grilled by Marley #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/aJHBVaXslM
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) September 7, 2017
Producers:Who should go to hometowns?
Elora: We're going to Tahiti?
Florence: I live in Melbourne
Producers: Florence you win #TheBachelorAU— Michael Thompson (@makithompson) September 7, 2017
True story: once flew to Amsterdam for a girl. Got dumped on day 3.
Did eat a lot of cheese so the trip was a success. #TheBachelorAU
— Jules LeFevre (@jules_lefevre) September 7, 2017
Elise’s date was nice enough but uneventful. Except for Elise’s mums spicy mashed potato talk.
If Elise was anymore down to Earth she would be soil. #TheBachelorAu
— Nez (@fraggle73) September 7, 2017
Elise's mum: How good are you at mashed potato? #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/4vOK78VLzm
— Merryn Porter (@Merryn_Porter) September 7, 2017
Elise's Mum: "Can you mash potatoes?"
Matty: "Yes"
Troy:
#thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/k9B4qdnaOW— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) September 7, 2017
Elise's mum: I'm going to the kitchen to cook. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/xf4yn9fnRZ
— James Weir (@hellojamesweir) September 7, 2017
Laura’s fam time went the most smoothy, but who cares…LOOK, A DOGGO.
Yeah okay Matty and Laura are probably legitimately in love, but whatever LOOK AT BUSTER HEY BUDDY #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/xuUep6474C
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) September 7, 2017
Fuck Matty I want to see more of the dog. #TheBachelorAU
— Jules LeFevre (@jules_lefevre) September 7, 2017
Laura has a (three legged) dog. All of Twitter: #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/a48SAsdPzX
— Michelle ???????? (@MichelleMackey1) September 7, 2017
Slow kiss.. yep.. Laura won. The only family gathering he was nervous about?? Ding. Having a lovers quarrel.. ding. #TheBachelorAU
— Lisa Clark (@Lebabi263) September 7, 2017
No one was surprised as Florence was sent packing at the rose ceremony.
me about everything in this episode that doesn't involve tara #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/woIKDe3bVO
— Elisabeth Moss (@LizzieMoss32) September 7, 2017
Florence balled her eyes out when Elora got eliminated. Was chill AF when she was. #TheBachelorAU
— ClaraClover (@CloverClara) September 7, 2017
Florence was way too good for him anyway. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/lGixBnFmpu
— Nic Carrington-Sima (@NicCarrington) September 7, 2017
Who will win next week? It’s anyone’s guess…
Laura & Georgia, I can't see the resemblance #TheBachelorAU #BachelorAu pic.twitter.com/1TOtnLwv6I
— Gillian ???????? (@Gillian_TVTweet) September 7, 2017