LMAO: Ep 5 Of ‘The Bachelorette’ Retold Through Its Funniest Tweets
The bachy men were shook tonight by the intrusion of some new fellas who quickly swooped on our Bachy’s heart from a chopper.
The ep kicked off with Apollo scoring his first solo date. It was super cute and we all fell a little deeper in love with the beefcake magician.
Then intruders were brought in from the skies and pinned against the OG dudes in a match of bicycle polo blatant time wasting to fill up the episode. We met Stu, the rumoured ex of Sophie that will be sure to shake things up and probz send Jarrod into a catatonic episode.
Twitter’s commentary on the night’s ep made it all the more lol-able.
Ep 5 of The Bachelorette retold through its funniest tweets:
Apollo finally got a solo date, as the couple performed a weird photo shoot before sharing a pash. Is this guy even realz?
Apollo: exists
Sun: shines
Woodland creatures: gather in awe
Angel choir: four part harmony#BacheloretteAU— ts ???????? (@sortoftess) October 4, 2017
Apollo is so young, he hasn't really lived yet.
I mean, he hasn't even been rescued from the shipwreck by Ariel yet. #BacheloretteAU
— Caitlin (@caitiejayne) October 4, 2017
In my mind Apollo doesn't ride the horse, he befriends it a convinces it to join it on an adventure with him #BacheloretteAU
— Caitlin (@caitiejayne) October 4, 2017
I just want to find a guy who'll pull out my chair and juggle my nipples. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/ROpqRm0FDe
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) October 4, 2017
Apollo: “it was nice having that slow dance moment.”
Also Apollo: “do they make Ginuwine’s Pony for gramophones?” #BacheloretteAU— Andy Procopis (@AndyProcopis) October 4, 2017
INTRUDER ALERT! The bachys had to deal with four new (but actually old) dudes to compete with.
The Bachelors turn to see the surprise older intruder arriving by helicopter #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/KbF4d44bE4
— Tom Ford (@TomFord83) October 4, 2017
Everyone knows the 4 intruders are Katie, @SallyPolihronas, Belinda and Tiffany. #BacheloretteAU @sophiemonk @popchopspodcast #Bardot2020 pic.twitter.com/yq9Q7OgiCz
— mrmichaeldejavu (@mrmichaeldejavu) October 4, 2017
The dudes immediately hate Guy. Sam reckons his errr… disrespectful.
"I don't think he's been to etiquette school" says the guy who commented on Sophie's boobs. #BacheloretteAU
— BRIDIE (@itisbridie) October 4, 2017
Sam giving lectures on respect as if he wasn't shouting about Sophie's "cans" just a few episodes ago… #BacheloretteAU #thebacheloretteau pic.twitter.com/F8zha2VM0q
— Chloe Quirk (@ChloeLouQ) October 4, 2017
We found out that Sophie already knows intruder ‘publican’ Stu, the rest are all probz screwed.
The boys freak out cos she's met Stu before is funny. Wait til they find out he's worth $500m. Mic drop. ????#BacheloretteAU #thebacheloretteau
— Sarah Curnow (@SarahMCurnow) October 4, 2017
He either owns a pub or is a roman who collects taxes … #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/XvYinHuOVS
— Melvin Bent (@Melvin_J_89) October 4, 2017
Jarrod: “Who wants to help me bury Stu at sea? Hahaha just kidding. Inside a volcano, obviously.” #BacheloretteAU
— Anna Spooky-Cryin' (@annaspargoryan) October 4, 2017
The ‘old dudes’ won over the ‘young dudes’ over a game of bicycle polo (that’s a thing?). Jarrod even tried to murder Blake, in the name of sportsmanship.
Blake: Jarrod is crazy
Australia: #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/4VIKWtEety— Rocket Man ???? (@nehadk) October 4, 2017
They're talking about Sophie like she's wifi. "I have a connection", "Did you get a connection?" #BacheloretteAU
— Carla Horton (@CarlaMHorton) October 4, 2017
HELLO MALE HUMANS. LET US IMBIBE BEVERAGES AND COMPETE FOR THE FEMALE BREEDER #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/UAaqN6Q2Qt
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) October 4, 2017
At the rose ceremony Sophie dared to send three OGs home, along with Paul. Poor Paul. He has too many kids to deal with this shit.
When @oshergunsberg says "four men arrived this morning, four men have to leave tonight" #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/u74taFeQ6Y
— Maya Ivanovic (@mayaivanovic) October 4, 2017
THEY'RE DRESSED AS TOOTHPASTE #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/WWuAIXBmjp
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) October 4, 2017