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LMAO: Ep 5 Of ‘The Bachelorette’ Retold Through Its Funniest Tweets

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The bachy men were shook tonight by the intrusion of some new fellas who quickly swooped on our Bachy’s heart from a chopper.

The ep kicked off with Apollo scoring his first solo date. It was super cute and we all fell a little deeper in love with the beefcake magician.

Then intruders were brought in from the skies and pinned against the OG dudes in a match of bicycle polo blatant time wasting to fill up the episode. We met Stu, the rumoured ex of Sophie that will be sure to shake things up and probz send Jarrod into a catatonic episode.

Twitter’s commentary on the night’s ep made it all the more lol-able.

Ep 5 of The Bachelorette retold through its funniest tweets:

Apollo finally got a solo date, as the couple performed a weird photo shoot before sharing a pash. Is this guy even realz?

INTRUDER ALERT! The bachys had to deal with four new (but actually old) dudes to compete with.

The dudes immediately hate Guy. Sam reckons his errr… disrespectful.

We found out that Sophie already knows intruder ‘publican’ Stu, the rest are all probz screwed.

The ‘old dudes’ won over the ‘young dudes’ over a game of bicycle polo (that’s a thing?). Jarrod even tried to murder Blake, in the name of sportsmanship.

At the rose ceremony Sophie dared to send three OGs home, along with Paul. Poor Paul. He has too many kids to deal with this shit.