LOL: Ep 4 Of ‘The Bachelorette’ Retold Through Its Funniest Tweets
Tonight’s ep of The Bachelorette pitted man against man, bachy against bachy, in a contest to win over Sophie by performing man-tasks.
The challenges included changing a tyre, building a flat-pack and creating fire. The manliest man of them all turned out to be James. As his prize he scored some time with Sophie and the two were total cuties together. We ship ’em.
Next up Sam got his date, which involved cooking cupcakes and then not eating them. At the cocktail party Jarrod got extra territorial and it was cringe-tastic to watch. Of course, Twitter provided a hilarious live-feed to follow.
Ep 4 of The Bachelorette retold through its funniest tweets:
Sophie’s man challenge was taken over by Jarrod being all weird and intense.
Unless he gets halfway thru the job, swears his head off, throws the object, gets in his car and drives off: not a real man #BacheloretteAU
— Brodi Lucas ???? (@brodilucas) September 28, 2017
Jarrod, for the love of God, you simply must calm down. #bacheloretteAU
— Brontë Coy (@brontecoy) September 28, 2017
Sophie right now at Jarrod #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/BWeCQ3NWU6
— jessica ♡ (@dryrubdoug) September 28, 2017
Jarrod after seeing Sophie likes fire #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/tyw5Ndo5og
— Weslee???? (@WSpark98NZ) September 28, 2017
Our boi James won and was a total sweetie with Sophie.
The entire Australian population: "JAMES! JAMES! JAMES!" #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/MN1O7EvxdN
— trudy. (@trudysfarmer) September 28, 2017
Aesthetic: James talking to Sophie like she is a real person & not interrogating her like she's a prize to be won #BacheloretteAU
— Aliza ????️???? (@AlizanotEliza) September 28, 2017
James is a sweetheart and we all know what happens to sweethearts on this show #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/TafagxjVJi
— jessica ♡ (@dryrubdoug) September 28, 2017
Even though James is a manly man he never leaves home without his lap blankie #bacheloretteau
— Tori Hodgman (@torihodgman) September 28, 2017
Sam finally got a date with Sophie, after harping on about that ‘Double Delight’ rose since forever.
I’m just a dude, standing in front of a chick; asking her if she will show me her cans #BacheloretteAU
— HollyYESDaisy ????️???? (@hollyandaisys) September 28, 2017
That's nice, decorating the cupcakes like Sam's hair. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/eRBk7LzyDh
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) September 28, 2017
Cooking with a man who has never had a relationship with a comb. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/8U5o777ucN
— Sam ???????????????? (@WittySam) September 28, 2017
At the cocktail party Jarrod continued to obsess over Sophie, even organising a love plant for them to grow together.
Jesus Jarrod #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/ANX3KDIkLv
— J E S S I C A (@Quisticles) September 28, 2017
Omg pls stop showing these creepy clips of Jarrod describing seeing Sophie with weirdly specific detail. #BacheloretteAU #TheBacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/nJ7P5gTv2G
— Shannon Pearson (@Shhhannon) September 28, 2017
Jarrod when that plant dies #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/M7dC9LcgXu
— LIZZIΞ ☾ (@itslizzieh) September 28, 2017
Hey what a coincidence, this plant has a stalk. #BacheloretteAU
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) September 28, 2017
How long till Blake sprays Jarrod's plant with this? ???? #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/iVweoobGlO
— Hugh Freese (@HughFreese) September 28, 2017
Oh when someone says that they like to 'grow love' with their mum #bacheloretteau pic.twitter.com/MnSRK1I8Qp
— Lauren Watts (@Lorenishie) September 28, 2017
In the end we said goodbye to Bingham, who we knew as the guy that wore a sloth around his neck.
“Sorry Bingham. I just prefer this very obvious violent psychopath to you and your sloth.” #BacheloretteAU
— Tosh Greenslade (@ToshGreenslade) September 28, 2017
Bye Bingham and Bingham's sloth!! #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/MSkn5ujfb3
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) September 28, 2017
Husband: What's his name?
Me: Bingham. Like Ingham's Chickens but with a B.
— KheShan Gronow (@KheShanSkye) September 28, 2017
Bingham's twin brother Googleham must be disappointed #BacheloretteAU
— Bich Kweef (@bichkweef) September 28, 2017