LOLZ: Ep 10 Of ‘The Bachelor’ Retold Through Its Funniest Tweets
The Bachelor drama is finally hotting up, with tonight seeing an almighty walk-out. After cooking up all the drama, things escalated when Jen got up and left the competition (tbh, we will miss her dearly).
Highlights of the episode included Elise scoring her first solo date, the girls being forced to play beach sports against each other to win time with Matty and d-d-d-drama touched down in the mansion. Jen brutally spread goss about Lisa and it backfired on her spectacularly.
It was a bloody good ep, and the live-tweets were especially on form.
The Bachelor episode 10, as told through its funniest tweets:
Elise went on a cute solo date with Matty, as they boarded a bus, a boat and a saucy sea-spa.
Matty: I don't really ever give girls flowers
Matty: I am shocked that no guy has ever given Elise flowers #TheBachelorAU— Emma B (@emmabowshall) August 24, 2017
Helicopter: 0
Shit Bus: 1#TheBachelorAU— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) August 24, 2017
ELISE AWKWARDLY TRYING TO FIND A PLACE TO PUT HER CHAMPAGNE WHEN KISSING IS EVERY GIRL EVER #TheBachelorAU
— Yvonne 王祎 (@yvonne_w93) August 24, 2017
JUST
KISS
HIM
ELISE#TheBachelorAU— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) August 24, 2017
This date would be so much better if the spa was filled with chocolate #TheBachelorAU
— Mary Simpson (@marycatsim) August 24, 2017
The group date included random made-up beach sports, which were weird.
Pretty sure these 'beach games' couldn't get any more bogan. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/ZSLgCBPmbS
— Anthony Farrell (@AnthoBuzzTV) August 24, 2017
Is there any date on #TheBachelorAU that doesn't involve some kind of sport or exertion? Like, vegging out on the couch and watching telly?
— Jules Harper (@ItsJulesHarper) August 24, 2017
Getting ready for Jen to go full Regina George during these beach sports #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/of5QB6T9Po
— Daniel McEvoy (@Veredien) August 24, 2017
The entire date was overshadowed by Tara and her sausage.
Tara is literally my hero for taking the sausage for a private chat with Matty. My kind of girl. Tara for the win. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/JHQEWoDXjA
— Eleni Paneras (@EleniPaneras) August 24, 2017
Is this not the most perfect human you have ever seen, seriously. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/7ONIghhT2B
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) August 24, 2017
Matt: Hey Tara, can we have a chat?
Tara: fuck off I'm busy pic.twitter.com/LF42euRcXY
— Thingy McThingface (@McThingface) August 24, 2017
As someone who is on a bunnings warehouse fan page, where I delight in sausage memes, I appreciate Tara's love of a snag #TheBachelorAU
— Dame Kittness (@SoftKittyWarm) August 24, 2017
I AM FULLY INVESTED IN TARA & MATTY AND IF SHE DOESNT WIN AUSTRALIA WILL BE MISSING A TRUE SCREEN ICON #TheBachelorAU
— beca (@beckaio_) August 24, 2017
Jen tried to expose Lisa at the cocktail party and it blew up in her face.
I can't BELIEVE Lisa doesn't have feelings for a guy she had a game of tennis with a month ago. #TheBachelorAU
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) August 24, 2017
Jen: I never said the "brother" thing#thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/TT0TYhQARf
— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) August 24, 2017
Jen when questioned about what she said to Matty… #thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/0wQplO4RU4
— Kate V (@Kater27) August 24, 2017
After clashing with everyone, Jen left the mansion BEFORE the rose ceremony.
Jen has robbed us all of the chance to see her not get a rose. Selfish to the end. #TheBachelorAU
— Ben Shute (@Ben_Shute) August 24, 2017
I was doing sit ups. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/z3f2NYEAXa
— Jennifer Costa (@jeeen_n94) August 24, 2017
#TheBachelorAU
Jen: my loyalty is to Matty.
* walks away without saying goodbye*— Alfia.R (@Alfia711) August 24, 2017
"I'm so above mean girls"#Thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/RwWp2BNPYq
— ???? Ira Snave ???? (@IraSnave) August 24, 2017
Jen: "i didnt do anything to deserve this"
All of Australia: #thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/MZ2YwRPvon— Annie Cao (@Annie_Ca0) August 24, 2017