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LOLZ: Ep 4 Of ‘The Bachelor’ Retold Through Its Funniest Tweets

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Episode four of The Bachelor just hit our telly box, and it brought with it horse dicks, giant dice, poetry and baseless arguments about nothing. Just a typical day in the bachy palace.

For realz tho, things are heating up between the ladies, with clear division lines are being drawn and it’s gettin’ nasty. We don’t need that negativity in our lives, so it’s the perfect time to turn to Twitter to relay what happened. Luckily as usual tonight’s tweets were hilarious AF.

The Bachelor episode 4, as told through its funniest tweets:

Matty’s solo date with Cobie was cute but was mostly spent watching a horse pee and listening to bad poetry.

Plus, we all know why Cobie was picked for the next date. CHA-CHING!

Leah and Jennifer continued to say nasty rubbish to the other girls.

Group date time! In the form of a life-size board game, based around telling our bachy’s deepest secrets. Translation: it was a huge time-waster.

Jennifer did get a custard pie to the face. So that made it all worth it.

At the cocktail party, Jennifer called Cobie a “hustler” over and over for daring to want to speak to our bachy. She sure loved that word but likely has no clue what it means.

The following drama between the girls made no sense, as Leah kept lying through her teeth.

Leah and Jennifer tried to turn everyone against Cobie unsuccessfully.

In the end Belinda was booted from the competition, but more importantly…