LOLZ: Ep 4 Of ‘The Bachelor’ Retold Through Its Funniest Tweets
Episode four of The Bachelor just hit our telly box, and it brought with it horse dicks, giant dice, poetry and baseless arguments about nothing. Just a typical day in the bachy palace.
For realz tho, things are heating up between the ladies, with clear division lines are being drawn and it’s gettin’ nasty. We don’t need that negativity in our lives, so it’s the perfect time to turn to Twitter to relay what happened. Luckily as usual tonight’s tweets were hilarious AF.
The Bachelor episode 4, as told through its funniest tweets:
Matty’s solo date with Cobie was cute but was mostly spent watching a horse pee and listening to bad poetry.
Finally a romantic date watching a horse piss. #BachelorAU pic.twitter.com/FMkYOOSPkP
— ed kavalee (@mredkavalee) August 3, 2017
Poetry in the bachelor is basically playing Wonderwall at a party while your guests try to leave #TheBachelorAU
— crinkle cut chips (@oldbiddyyelling) August 3, 2017
#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/FR23Zrx6ft
— Thingy McThingface (@McThingface) August 3, 2017
Plus, we all know why Cobie was picked for the next date. CHA-CHING!
What's your type Matty J? Let me take a guess… #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/XFdCaZP86H
— Liv Morris (@liviamorris) August 3, 2017
Leah and Jennifer continued to say nasty rubbish to the other girls.
jen and leah are just going to exist and open their mouths? are you serious? right in front of my salad? #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/b0iH0b6pOw
— 5th alternate ???? (@jackcallahans) August 3, 2017
Group date time! In the form of a life-size board game, based around telling our bachy’s deepest secrets. Translation: it was a huge time-waster.
#TheBachelorAU "When there is a dice I'm guessing we are going to play a game" Quick someone call Mensa!!
— Gidgit VonLaRue (@GidgitVonLaRue) August 3, 2017
"Usually when a dice is around, there is some game that is gonna be played." #profound #TheBachelorAU
— CSJ (@csestajacobs) August 3, 2017
Jennifer did get a custard pie to the face. So that made it all worth it.
JEN GETTING A CREAM PIE IN THE FACE YESSSSSS #thebachelorau
— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) August 3, 2017
The moment all of Australia has been waiting for #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/x02W8MA7Cu
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) August 3, 2017
At the cocktail party, Jennifer called Cobie a “hustler” over and over for daring to want to speak to our bachy. She sure loved that word but likely has no clue what it means.
Everyone repeat after me: #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/rSwwg9Op0P
— Jules LeFevre (@jules_lefevre) August 3, 2017
JEN YOU WERENT THERE AND STOP SAYING THE WORD HUSTLER #TheBachelorAU
— Holly Licuanan (@hollyslicuanan) August 3, 2017
The following drama between the girls made no sense, as Leah kept lying through her teeth.
I feel like i am outside at a nightclub at 3am and my friends are having a fight i can’t understand #thebachelorAU
— Bec Shaw (@Brocklesnitch) August 3, 2017
Things Leah doesn't know:
What clothes are for
When people want to kiss you
What devil's advocate means #TheBachelorAU— Dash Jayasuriya (@gameonmoll) August 3, 2017
"I will return him when I'm done" bitch he ain't a DVD from VideoEzy #TheBachelorAU
— Gabi (@gabsrosiepot) August 3, 2017
Leah and Jennifer tried to turn everyone against Cobie unsuccessfully.
"We all love Cobie!!"#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/7wwQjOFXy3
— Rebecca Sheehan (@Bec635766) August 3, 2017
Contestants on #TheBachelorAU are more brutal, vindictive and vicious than Canberra in a leadership spill. @oshergunsberg for speaker.
— Sam Dastyari (@samdastyari) August 3, 2017
In the end Belinda was booted from the competition, but more importantly…
Which one was Belinda? #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/t39pnEPNPv
— MelCotton (@MelCotton) August 3, 2017
Given 90% of these women look exactly the same, sooner or later this guy's going to send home someone he likes by mistake. #TheBachelorAU
— Scott Ellis (@blahblahellis) August 3, 2017