LOLZ: Ep 6 Of ‘The Bachelor’ Retold Through Its Funniest Tweets
Well that Bachelor episode didn’t start how we expected. We were led to believe by the promos that there was some big question mark looming over Matty. We were ready for a twist.
Instead, our bach basically just eliminated his least favourite contestant, just like he does every other week. The only difference was that his choice was too damn obvious to create legit suspense via the usual format, so he decided not to drag out the rose handing-outing. That’s it.
The rest of the ep was ace tho! We saw Matty go on an adorbs date with Tara and then make a bunch of women jump out of a plane. Like usual, Twitter was on form providing hilarious commentary.
The Bachelor episode 6, as told through its funniest tweets:
Firstly, what a shit cliffhanger. I mean, shithanger. Sian left. That was expected. We weren’t buying it and Matty’s speech on not being a ‘puppet’ was even less convincing.
#TheBachelorau Lucky he's got that ear piece in his ear with producer telling him who to pick because without name tags who knows their name
— Gidgit VonLaRue (@GidgitVonLaRue) August 10, 2017
I'm not just some puppet. I'm real boy! I make my own decisions. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/vxs2Apg0Yh
— Ian J. Grant (@MrFlungabunga) August 10, 2017
Matty: I'm not a muppet
Producer in ear: Puppet! Puppet!
Matty: I'm not a puppet #TheBachelorAU— Ben Shute (@Ben_Shute) August 10, 2017
The cute AF solo date with Tara mostly involved bad bike-riding and Tara getting handsy with Matty’s man meat.
#TheBachelorAU
Matty: Tara please, I'm not a piece of meat.
Tara: pic.twitter.com/9zzk6aXtFz— Erna Glassford (@SimplyCheecky) August 10, 2017
Tara is Twitter, drinking wine and constantly objectifying Matty's body #thebachelorau
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) August 10, 2017
Actual footage of Tara going after matty #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/NfJJpoDYR7
— Natalie D (@natalie_d22) August 10, 2017
But the chemistry between Matt and Tara was pure fire.
We all fell a little in love too. (Please don’t be Nicky 2.0)
Tara needs to commentate everything and be my best friend and lend me her earrings. #TheBachelorAU
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) August 9, 2017
#TheBachelorau She swears like a trucker, loves cooking & eating & hates exercise – Tara is perfect.
— Gidgit VonLaRue (@GidgitVonLaRue) August 10, 2017
More of Tara, all the time. #thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/mEQo1hS2YU
— Kathryn O'Brien (@KathrynOBrien) August 10, 2017
TEAM TARA FOREVER I AM HERE FOR THIS. #TheBachelorAU
— Eliza Barr (@ElizaJBarr) August 10, 2017
The group date, where Matty forced the women to jump out of a plane, was one of the worst dates in bachy history.
Nothing like going on a date with one guy and end up strapped to another guy shitting yourself #TheBachelorAU
— Tree Fiddy Kay (@kholly265) August 10, 2017
My mother may have been right when she said "Don't marry a man who forces you out of an plane while dating 20 other women". #TheBachelorAU
— Bondi Burger (@TheBondiBurger) August 10, 2017
The new Bachelor Rose Ceremony… Matty J pushing the one going home out of the plane #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/D8uzBRi3xW
— Tara Elizabeth (@Tazelizabeth) August 10, 2017
There was slight drama at the rose ceremony, in the end loose unit Natalie was sent packing.
Buh-bye Natalie. You sure were weird but you will be missed.
"Nat you didn't receive a rose"
*takes a dump on the stage and walks out*#TheBachelorAU— Pauly (@Pauly_Riordan) August 10, 2017