LOLZ: Tonight’s Ep Of ‘The Bachelor’ Retold Through Its Funniest Tweets
It’s Wednesday night, which means ‘BACHY O’CLOCK’. Tonight’s ep was full of ‘mean girl’ Leah dominating the d-d-drama as usual.
Tbh, this ep was actually a bit of a fizzer. It started with empty conversations on a boat, some life drawing followed by a bit of drama saved up until the very end.
There wasn’t even a proper rose ceremony, with the girls not invited on the group date basically getting a free pass into the next episode. What’s with that? Maybe the administrators liquidating Channel Ten have discovered Sandra Sully’s copious cocktail and candle budget.
But we all know the best thing about watching The Bachelor is following the live-tweeting that goes down. The social media commentary is often more entertaining than the show itself. Here’s how those on Twitter reacted throughout the show.
The Bachelor Episode 3, as told through its funniest tweets:
Laura was taken on a solo date, which mostly entailed boats and life drawing.
SPOILER ALERT: every date in the season of #TheBachelorAU is on a boat
— Amy (@sie_amy) August 2, 2017
Elora when she finds out Laura went on a boat date with Matty J as well #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/vrSIRQYfFk
— Michael Thompson (@makithompson) August 2, 2017
Matty right now. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/r7Oogb9QNi
— Jules LeFevre (@jules_lefevre) August 2, 2017
Matty made actual art and it was beautifully true to life.
#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/y8My3FSucr
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) August 2, 2017
Kissing time was awks as but kinda cute.
*silence*
"What are you thinking about?"
*silence*
"Nothing much"
*silence*
*kiss*
"What were you saying?"
"I don't know"#thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/Xmcr0LWjVL— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) August 2, 2017
Well Matty knows how to kiss! #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/Er8xl9eiza
— CourtneyCourts (@renrut22) August 2, 2017
Laura's getting that kiss…followed by Matty J asking politely if he can now call her 'Georgia' #thebachelorau
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) August 2, 2017
The medieval group date was weird and unnecessary.
A medieval fair because Matty went to London. Next : a trip to the international space station because Matty ate a Mars bar. #TheBachelorAU
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) August 2, 2017
There's nothing worse than getting into a relationship n realising they're horrible at coits, thank god for this challenge #TheBachelorAU
— Jemima Skelley (@jemimaskelley) August 2, 2017
Leah continued to be mean to everyone… except Matty J.
Leah: i take on everyones feelings i care too much about others im such a mum
Also leah: im ready to cause some trouble #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/dxu4gfw78E— georgia leaker (@georgetweets2u) August 2, 2017
Leah in Hebrew means Cow #TheBachelorAU
— Jo (@joughnought) August 2, 2017
#TheBachelorAU Can we drop Leah already please? pic.twitter.com/6i8eOHooGr
— Meg (@avengermegs) August 2, 2017
Then Leah told a sob story about nothing, which was all just a ploy to get a few metres closer to our bachy.
Leah "I come from this background… my mother's a nurse… this background that I come from…" *begins crying*#thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/IE1hVc3Vqb
— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) August 2, 2017
Did Leah's Survivor application fall into the wrong channel 10 casting box?? #TheBachelorAU
— Emily (@emilybruceee) August 2, 2017
The watchers of #TheBachelorAU right now at Leah: pic.twitter.com/8yrDCS7XeM
— Heather ????️???????????? (@impossible_cut) August 2, 2017
But of-bloody-course Leah received a rose in the rose ceremony.
Dw tho, we all know how this episode actually ended…
Matty J: I want to get rid of Leah.
Producer: No way. Not happening. Never. #TheBachelorAU ????— Amy Croffey (@AmyCroffey) August 2, 2017