Tonight’s Shitshow ‘MAFS’ Dinner Party Retold Via Hilarious Tweets
Every dinner party episode of Married At First Sight is quite a special moment in time. Sure, Jesus had the Last Supper but did he have the whole table gasping at the fact he made a joke about his partner only lasting 10 seconds in bed?
We’ve come to expect the unexpected in this social experiment which tarnishes relationships and marriages faster than you can write “leave” or “stay” on a card, and tonight’s dinner party dished up so much drama a stray piece of popcorn fell out of my mouth at some stage.
While last week David and Hayley were a hot mess, tonight they put on a united front. Amanda and Tash were all but over, but it was Michael who really got to work stirring up the pot and creating drama between two couples: Steve and Mishel, and Mikey and Natasha.
As always, we’d be rocking in a corner silently crying if it weren’t for the funny tweets.
The couples have survived intimacy week, but barely
Did she just say he came to quick?
It's 7.35pm. #MAFS
— backmarker (@mick0523) February 19, 2020
#MAFS Mishel: I just want to move forward
Me: pic.twitter.com/8zODq5xDnM
— Matthew Galea (@mattygalea_) February 19, 2020
10 seconds? Way to go, Mikey.
That's still 3 seconds more than an average man can last.#MAFSAU #MAFS
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) February 19, 2020
Hayley’s took on the role as the show’s new relationship expert
Yoooo my gurl Hayley is on another level on her delusional Agony Aunt persona #mafs
— HazMaks (@HazMaks) February 19, 2020
Hayley giving relationship advice after one week of marriage is me giving gymnastics advice after watching Cheer #mafs #MarriedAtFirstSight
— Reality Nic (@NicReality) February 19, 2020
Hayley likes to get into the middle of everyone's shit and call it helping. #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/d2D9LGvFqO
— Courtney (@thatwitchx) February 19, 2020
The fourth fake expert on this show#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/PwumaM9hkB
— bishcheese (@bishcheese) February 19, 2020
“There’s no relationship in ‘I’ “
– Hayley #MAFSWot? pic.twitter.com/LxQD94YYrV
— D ▵▿ I D (@dav1d71) February 19, 2020
Natasha told Michael and Stacey that Mikey was a fast finisher in the, uh, bedroom
Natasha! You don’t air personal details like that about your partners performance. That’s a big no!! What a cheap move! #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/KRRYIvU28Y
— Yasmin Marie (@Yasmin_MarieB) February 19, 2020
Natasha .. #mafs pic.twitter.com/PpkHS5lRJG
— Timmy K (@mastora99) February 19, 2020
Me watching Natasha right now #MAFS pic.twitter.com/1kYPjKSFVh
— Filip (@mcfilip) February 19, 2020
Stacey and Michael showing up to the party like #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/v868nJWGh4
— maeve&torrie (@MaeveTorrie) February 19, 2020
Michael and Steve got into a hectic argument at the dinner table
I cannot wait until Michael gets his ass handed to him at one of these future dinner parties. Wanker #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/f24CnPZbwT
— Cɾαȥȥყ Jαȥȥყ (@ducky7goofy) February 19, 2020
Every time Steve is rude to mishel #MAFSAU #mafs pic.twitter.com/aiGyCnW9vT
— Danni Flynn (@DanniFlynn) February 19, 2020
Michael trying to shame Steve for being a bad husband but he’s the one that comes home drunk disrespecting his wife #MAFS
— Angelina (@angesoutham) February 19, 2020
Steve the classic boomer #MAFSAU #MAFS
— Beebb (@BiancaAkbari) February 19, 2020
"That made me look like a complete knob".
Buddy, you didn't need any assistance. #MAFS
— Nez (@fraggle73) February 19, 2020
Michael then decided to stir the pot with Mikey and Natasha
Michael has made a fair recovery here. Yesterday he couldn’t cook at all. Now he has mastered stirring the pot #MAFS
— Lord Matthew Whiting (@fi5haa) February 19, 2020
Michael and Stacey scheming together to bring down Natasha because the dinner party is quiet. #MAFS
pic.twitter.com/GWsgjvKYXb— Ingrid (@ingridatkins) February 19, 2020
Don't get me wrong, this Michael guy is a massive dickhead, but I have to respect his dedication to creating excellent trashy reality TV drama. #mafs
— saltmarsh (@saltmarsh) February 19, 2020
If Cyrell was here, she would have told Michael off #mafs pic.twitter.com/kCUwMipGna
— B!! 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬 (@creme_uc) February 19, 2020
Thank God for Ivan and Aleks, the only pure couple on this show at this stage
if you told me at the beginning of the season that i’d start to like Ivan i’d laugh at you #MAFS #MAFSAU
— alysha (@intosneedy) February 19, 2020
Ivan being the only decent guy in this scenario is something I could never predict but am thankful for #mafs
— Jacinta (@CaptainJacFrost) February 19, 2020
I just want to see more Aleks and Ivan please #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/PgDAbk2W2W
— maeve&torrie (@MaeveTorrie) February 19, 2020
Forget the arguments, this is all I care about #MAFS pic.twitter.com/C6VSsDnZyh
— PUNKEE (@itspunkee) February 19, 2020
Oh yeah, btw Chris and Vanessa are still there
Every time I see Vanessa and Chris I think “who are these extras?” #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Sarah (@_SarahKAnderson) February 19, 2020