Tonight’s First ‘MAFS’ Commitment Ceremony Retold Via Funny Tweets
Welcome to the first commitment ceremony of the 2021 season of Married at First Sight, and what a doozy it was!
If you need a refresher, the commitment ceremony is a weekly process where the couples opt to leave or stay in their relationship. However, if one person decides to stay while the other decides to leave, they then both have to stay. Definitely healthy and normal!
We didn’t actually bid farewell to any couples tonight, even though logically we should’ve said goodbye to at least three.
Coco did opt to leave wannabe fashion designer and overall POS Sam, but he opted to stay maybe in the hopes to get his fledging clothing label a bit more airtime.
For some unknown reason, Beth decided she was interested in hanging out with Russell for another week even though she has clearly friendzoned him and his childlike palate. Poor Rusty tried to leave to go back to a life of steak, hot chips, and no pink fish.
And in another rocky marriage, Cam did an absolutely dog moving opting to stay and keep Samantha away from her kids for another week under the pretense of giving their marriage another shot, even though it’s clear he just wants to stay for some morning Coco Pops.
Luckily for you, I’d get too pissed off if I was recapping this solely on my own so let’s head straight to the funny tweets.
Here’s tonight’s Married at First Sight commitment ceremony retold via the best tweets.
Everyone acts out for the cameras that they are the strongest couple, before the girls go off to discuss their choice together and the boys are separated to um and ahh over their own choices.
Take a shot every time Sam says: “Coco is not my type” “I’ve been respectful” “I think I’m a nice guy” oops sorry ur dead now x #MAFS
— ✨ (@demimarina) March 7, 2021
‘I’ve put my best foot forward to be a good guy’ #MAFS pic.twitter.com/DGYGyE5eKX
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) March 7, 2021
Sam, sweetie… the problem isn’t that Coco is too much. It’s that you’re not enough. #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Tiarne (@teaarm1) March 7, 2021
“I could have the worst personality in the world and it would not matter.”
That’s good bec, cause you do. #MAFS #MAFSAU— Emily Tammes (@EmilyTammes) March 7, 2021
The guys’ entrance was just a parade of fragile egos #mafs
— Ben Shute (@Ben_Shute) March 7, 2021
Bryce comes on screen for two seconds #MAFS pic.twitter.com/iJkSVWkJle
— Whitney (@whitwhitlives) March 7, 2021
Holy peanut butter and carrot sticks, Belinda and Patrick are up first to discuss their connection with the experts.
Patrick knows Spanish but barely speaks English #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/9g4PvyJsoF
— ✨Alexandra Popovic✨ (@VIPVirtualSols) March 7, 2021
Patrick just flexing his spanish ?#MAFSAU #MAFS #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/gL8uWP0Hrh
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) March 7, 2021
Russell opts to leave while for some reason Beth decides she wants to stay and fight another week for some Instagram followers or something.
Good on Russell to write "LEAVE". Atleast he's here for the right reason.
Beth cried on the first day she met him, doesn't like him, complained the whole time and writes STAY for what? A free vacation? ?♂️#MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/hoNxwJHee1
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) March 7, 2021
#MAFS "Beth and Russell" Me: pic.twitter.com/XBHHZfGgLR
— Gidgit VonLaRue (@GidgitVonLaRue) March 7, 2021
Jake and Rebecca’s time with the experts is like watching a slow-moving car crash, and eventually John snaps to put Bec in her place.
Jake: *breaths*
Bec: you suck the life out me! #mafsau #mafs— So Dramatic! Podcast (@sodramaticpod) March 7, 2021
When your bff tells you they've gotten back with their garbage ex for the 77th time #MAFS pic.twitter.com/cgTrZUdAh3
— PUNKEE (@itspunkee) March 7, 2021
Real footage of every single woman in Australia running to save Jake from Bec #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/Zjj9Ip8rwp
— Rachael (@_rachael94_) March 7, 2021
"He tried to stick his tongue down my throat!"
Actual footage:#mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/iDPyovCqfu— The Idiot Tax (@TheIdiotTax) March 7, 2021
All the other couples watching Bec repeatedly put Jake down #MAFS pic.twitter.com/KelEosLA0R
— Despicable Bree (@breelivetweet) March 7, 2021
Great, another week of Bec’s soulless eyes haunting our tv screens #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/TjQ2XxLQ1k
— Lami (@heungminnie) March 7, 2021
We speed through Booka and Brett’s decision as well as Jo and James’s decision. They all decide to stay.
Wow, Brett and Booka, the current success story, obviously don’t make good TV. A whole 20 seconds for them on the couch. #mafs #mafsau #MAFSAustralia
— Kylie Orr (@KylieOrrWriter) March 7, 2021
Brett and Booka are on, I'll just quickly write this tweet and then focus.
Looking up 10 seconds later: "You can go back to the group" #MAFSAU #MAFS
— Emma (@taupe_cat) March 7, 2021
Bryce doesn’t miss another opportunity to be crowned Australia’s Worst Guy, once again telling everyone Melissa isn’t his usual type, this time because she doesn’t have blue eyes.
John aikin better keep the same energy up for Bryce that he had for Rebecca #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Daisy (@daisyjane____) March 7, 2021
“She’s missing blue eyes”
Bryce, 31, Oil Painting #mafs
— Ben Shute (@Ben_Shute) March 7, 2021
You’re just awful Bryce. Every episode you get WORSE. #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/lpyTki3vLw
— Unlucky Lingerie (@unluckylingerie) March 7, 2021
I’m not sure Australia can handle watching Bryce after the week this country has just had #mafs #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/KC7tBAJsGl
— Oscar (@OscarSayss) March 7, 2021
Bryce: *exists*
My teenaged daughter: “He’s, like, a solid 2 on a good day.”#mafs #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia #thingsmyteenageddaughtersays pic.twitter.com/6Cpkejx5ix— The Purity Of Evil (@ThePurityOfEvil) March 7, 2021
where’s gretel killeen, i need her to come through and evict bryce from this experiment and from melissa’s life #MAFS #MAFSAU
— luci (@llluci) March 7, 2021
Alana lightens the mood by talking about Jason’s sexual prowess.
OMG ALANA SAYING JASON MAKES HER CUM AND THATS WHAT SHE LIKES MOST ABOUT HIM IM DECEASED #MAFS
— ✨ (@demimarina) March 7, 2021
Trish at home hearing about Jake & Alana’s intimacy #MAFS pic.twitter.com/mEaXMuldqj
— Weslee (@WSpark98NZ2) March 7, 2021
Jason’s stocks just went up 40% on Tinder. #MAFS
— So Dramatic! Podcast (@sodramaticpod) March 7, 2021
Samantha wants to leave and go home, while Cameron forces her to stay another week.
Cam staying because of Coco and not Samantha. #MAFSAustralia #mafs #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/kM8QjPHZ5e
— Vee (@vee2190) March 7, 2021
Cam wont leave, he has to stay so we can have our yearly cheating scandal. #MAFS
— Jimmy (@Jimmy0773) March 7, 2021
lets get this fake staged coco and cam “cheating” scandal over with! Just do the hop in bed wake up naked scene so australia can lose their shit and say how awful they are for fake cheating on their fake partners ? #mafs #MAFSAustralia #mafsau pic.twitter.com/c9X2AG3wpI
— Scarlett cooper (@scarsparkles) March 7, 2021
As Coco and Sam take centre stage, Bryce calls Sam out on being a dickhead. Pot, meet kettle.
Here’s a universal truth: when some of the most problematic dudes in the room think you’re a pig it’s probably time for some self-reflection. #MAFS
— Eliza Barr (@ElizaJBarr) March 7, 2021
Bryce – "I don't like you because your eyes aren't blue."
Sam – "I dont like you because you're not curvaceous enough."
Seriously, WTF is wrong with these dudes… have they looked in the mirror? #MAFS— LD_Denning82 (@Denning82Luke) March 7, 2021
Bryce calls Sam a dickhead, while that is true, the irony of Bryce calling Sam a dickhead isn’t lost. A dickhead is, what a dickhead does. #MAFSAustralia #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Waz Cooper (@WazCooper) March 7, 2021
Sam and Bec’s delusional asses to the entire country if they had control of their ig accounts tonight: #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/tKjL5U5Pt4
— Lami (@heungminnie) March 7, 2021
Sam: *leaves*
Everyone else: #mafs #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/FBNQXRAsY8— The Purity Of Evil (@ThePurityOfEvil) March 7, 2021
And Sam is the only person in Australia who is shocked when Coco opts to leave the experiment, while he chooses to stay.
Me when Sam wrote stay: #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/wsTsJ7nOZV
— Rachael (@_rachael94_) March 7, 2021
Sam: I want a girl with big boobs, curves, blonde hair, tall, model, quiet….
Coco: I just want someone who’s nice to me and respects me
Sam: This is bullshit #MAFS— T (@tarzzan02) March 7, 2021
Sam storming off in a huff right now is just the cherry on top of this episode #MAFS pic.twitter.com/CjXkM4ZUl3
— Despicable Bree (@breelivetweet) March 7, 2021