This Old Clip Of Bryce From ‘MAFS’ Singing About Being A “Twerking Class Man” Is Truly Cursed

I regret to inform y’all that Married at First Sight groom Bryce Ruthven has a YouTube channel and oh boy, this man has made some choices.

Bryce is paired with Melissa Rawson this season and has struggled to win over fans, especially after he told his wife on their honeymoon that she wasn’t his type, but was “not ugly” — after they had already had sex. When Bryce isn’t marrying a stranger on TV, he works in radio and after scrolling through Google, I came across his YouTube channel where he’s posted plenty of archival footage from his years on the airwaves.

Here I found a parody song called ‘Twerking Class Man’ and it’s exactly how it sounds.

The song was made for the Bryce and Tulles radio show in 2013, which was the same year Miley Cyrus famously twerked on the stage of the MTV VMAs.

You simply must watch this video (skip to 0:27 for Bryce’s part) and we will discuss below:

That was some truly cursed stuff. It’s starts off badly, as Bryce sings off-key, “I watched Miley Cyrus twerking, I thought she looked pretty good. Could I look better in those hot pants? Yeah, I think I could”. I mean, as if! Miley is the hot pants queen.

Bryce goes on to sing, “It took a while to get there, but I got it in the end. I’m proud to say I’m a twerking man, part of the twerking trend. Oh, oh, oh, I’m a twerking class man!”

Jimmy Barnes is shaking.

Bryce then slides into a pair of gold, sparkly hot pants and gyrates against inanimate objects like a tree, or a fence, then in the direction of an unsuspecting office worker trying to photocopy.

Like the rest of us, she’s just trying to live her life without Bryce Ruthven twerking in her vicinity.

This whole video is too much. I may never recover.