The ‘Married At First Sight’ Cheating Saga Retold In Funny Tweets
Hide your boyfriends, girlfriends, or any significant other you may hold dear because the cheating scandal the Married at First Sight promos have been teasing all week finally began last night.
After secretly texting behind Dion’s back, Carolina met up with Daniel for a gym session on Tuesday night’s episode. While Dion was writing Carolina a letter, she was flirting up a storm with Daniel as she told him how low she ranked Dion and how high she positioned Daniel in the attractiveness photo challenge. Daniel ended the secret rendezvous by telling Carolina: “See you, future wife.”
We hate to see it!
When Carolina returned to her shared apartment with Dion, she was not having a bar of him. Despite all of Dion’s efforts to ignite some romance between them — penning her a letter, arranging a (rather sad) cheese platter, and cooking her dinner — Carolina remained uninterested. Dion finally had enough after they got into a screaming match where Carolina threw several unkind barbs at him, even labelling him “delusional”, and Dion moved out.
The other couples had a comparatively relaxed week of meeting the parents, so let’s jump into the episode through the best tweets, shall we?
Last night’s hot mess of a Married at First Sight episode recapped in very funny tweets:
Jackson and Olivia sat down to have a wholesome chat with their mums: Mandy and Sandy. The meeting the parents challenge also brought Selina and Cody closer together.
My face when Olivia and Jackson come on #mafs #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/GE3SQhhtzp
— Unlucky Lingerie (@unluckylingerie) March 1, 2022
Me going to straighten up my fedora hat collection when Olivia and Jackson come on #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/3DATliu6ZH
— Unlucky Lingerie (@unluckylingerie) March 1, 2022
When you're coming straight from kick-ons to family brunch.#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/sIST6nlD4T
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) March 1, 2022
Me praying for Cody’s parents to tell him he’s a dick #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/CWdghGQsK0
— ✨ (@daisyjane____) March 1, 2022
The same can’t be said for Samantha and Al, as Sam’s parents grilled Al on his five-year plan, leaving Sam worried he isn’t ambitious enough for her. Afterwards, they shared a picnic and Sam said she was having doubts about their relationship.
Dw Al, every woman in Australia loves you at the moment, you'll find someone who treasures you for who you are rather than thinking they're better than you #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/3ffUZmKpre
— D (@edwardcullenh8r) March 1, 2022
What hobbies is Al supposed to have, if he crochets succulents and scrapbooks his 5 year plan will he be enough of a human then? #MAFSAU #mafs
— Jessa (@jessamouse) March 1, 2022
In times like these, everybody’s 5 year plan is to still be alive. #mafs #mafsau
— ?Pro-vaxxer ????️???? (@Fabbz3182) March 1, 2022
“I just need more but I have no idea what more is”
Pretty much what I say to staff when they’re adding cheese to my pasta. #MAFS #MAFSAU— Imdad (@shitchat_imdad) March 1, 2022
Kate and Matt completed the photo ranking challenge but things got awkward when Kate regretted ranking Matt highly, as she worried she was giving him false hope.
Kate to Matt: You have a 1 in a million chance of getting with me
Matt: So your telling me I have a chance ?? #MAFS #mafsau
— Apolo (@PK_APOSTOLI) March 1, 2022
Matt give up mate. The cameraman has more chance with Kate at this point #mafs #MAFSAU
— Mafstragic (@mafstragic) March 1, 2022
If it wasn’t for Kate’s headshot I would have spent the rest of my life believing she didn’t know how to smile. #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/WUuWBtJtHH
— Imdad (@shitchat_imdad) March 1, 2022
The real ranking.#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/c9cW1Ubjad
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) March 1, 2022
Mitch got some relationship advice from (*checks notes*) Cody — a real choice! Meanwhile, Ella debriefed with Tamara and Dom to warn them not to start drama with Mitch at the upcoming dinner party.
Oh how cute. Mitch and Cody have met up for a little douchebag meeting #MAFS #MAFSAU
— ✨ (@daisyjane____) March 1, 2022
Lol at Mitch dying on the toxic environment hill when he’s actually the cause of the toxicity #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/0CItb2rH7M
— ✨ (@daisyjane____) March 1, 2022
ella should just take the vibrators they got from intimacy week and leave. she deserves so much better than a rejected WHAM! member #MAFS #MAFSAU
— alysha (taylor’s version) (@intosneedy) March 1, 2022
If Dominica isn’t the fourth expert from next season, thus god forsaken show will have missed an opportunity #MAFSAU
— Maya (@tweetmayatweet) March 1, 2022
“I just hope the dinner party is a real positive night.” #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/ItoFnfZ1rj
— Hero (@hierohero1) March 1, 2022
While Dion wrote Carolina a heartfelt letter, she met Daniel for a gym sesh. What’s that? Infidelity in the air?
If that’s the best spark 2 gym people can come up with I’m feeling pretty good about having nothing to do with gyms… #MAFS pic.twitter.com/0zTZpyweTM
— Kate (@khltlooking) March 1, 2022
Unlike dion I’m always at the gym #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/fKshxaf25V
— anthony (@IceCreamTony) March 1, 2022
I watch Carolina in this situation and realise how much more likeable Davina was #MAFSAustralia #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/4UQdmhn2Pg
— Artemis (@easytiger7777) March 1, 2022
Honestly I've got more of a connection with a zinger stacker burger than what Dan and Carolina have with each other #MAFSAU
— sdimloveszilfs (tyrese maxey lover account) (@zilfsrus) March 1, 2022
Daniel can’t fly home until he finishes all the @Youfoodz he knocked off.#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/oOZ8NOgigm
— Just Sue. (@SueKennedy19) March 1, 2022
I hope Daniel is invited to the dinner party #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/yf50iEX0dO
— lockstock2 (@letthegoodtimez) March 1, 2022
Dion read his letter to Carolina before making her dinner, but she was too busy on her phone to notice or care.
*Carolina texting Daniel* “ughhhh Dion is sooooo annoying, he’s cooking me dinner ?#MAFSAU #MAFS #MAFSAustralia #MarriedAtFirstSight pic.twitter.com/R55xAF7eRg
— Beebee (@coolshirtbrah) March 1, 2022
Carolina’s list of requirements in a man:
– Eats breakfast
– Goes to the gym
– Listens to So Fresh#MAFS #MAFSAU— Imdad (@shitchat_imdad) March 1, 2022
Tensions boiled over between Dion and Carolina ending in a huge blow-up. She told him he “has nothing” for her and was “delusional” to think he could salvage their relationship. Dion promptly moved out.
"Alexia, show me narcissism."
What a toxic woman#MAFSAU #MarriedAtFirstSightau @MarriedAU pic.twitter.com/JXsW3RKfCz— Schooling You For Free (@SchoolingFree) March 1, 2022
Searched for “Carolina MAFS” on google images and found this #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/Mb6SXr17N5
— SUN (@SunbeaM_CFC) March 1, 2022
Me scrolling tiktok at 2am when I have to be up at 7am #mafs #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/ClqP8Z1n3E
— Unlucky Lingerie (@unluckylingerie) March 1, 2022
Al and Dion doing the heavy lifting at the moment. Legit carrying this season #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/KBu15YrMqV
— Jodie (@jodielongton) March 1, 2022