The First ‘Married At First Sight’ Commitment Ceremony Retold In Funny Tweets
Ding dong! What’s the time? It’s time for Married at First Sight’s very first commitment ceremony, of course!
MAFS fans will know this is a sacred episode. It’s the first time the contestants receive feedback from experts John, Mel and Alessandra, which means the experiment’s more controversial brides and grooms are finally held accountable for their actions so far. And oh boy, did this episode deliver!
A very special shoutout to Alessandra, as she dropped some truly iconic clapbacks directed at Andrew last night, along with all the boys in the experiment who think that women speaking about their periods is something to laugh about. Seriously, grow up!
Despite the friction between some of the couples, everyone voted to remain in the experiment. There’s a lot to discuss about the commitment ceremony so let’s jump into the episode by going through the best tweets.
The very first Married at First Sight commitment ceremony retold in funny tweets:
The episode begins with the couples being separated before they gather together in groups to discuss what their decisions will be at the upcoming commitment ceremony.
Will this be the week the “experts” finally say the words we all know are right…..
“We’ve made some errors in the pairings.”#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/fmQHcevbET— Just Sue. (@SueKennedy19) February 13, 2022
Okay I need the experts to check selin, cody and andrew and I need them to do it as harshly as possible #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/uCjx1VSjIm
— ✨ (@daisyjane____) February 13, 2022
Worst. MAFS couple. Ever. ?#MAFS #MAFSAU #60Mins #auspol pic.twitter.com/e6x4N4Ay4o
— MAHONEY (@cdtmahoney) February 13, 2022
Tamara and Brent are first up on the experts’ couch, but things get awkward when Tamara says that she’s unsure whether Brent is good enough for her.
Is it nightclub or restaurant or hospitality? As long as it’s not a toy store I guess! #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/rvD8ISgICu
— Unlucky Lingerie (@unluckylingerie) February 13, 2022
"I dont know enough*"
* his bank balance#MAFS #MAFSAU
— Carbie B (@bishcheese) February 13, 2022
Do they hand out the shovels as they walk in? I’ve never noticed. ??#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/WXsuLTzupy
— Just Sue. (@SueKennedy19) February 13, 2022
Ooft, Domenica is all of us right now watching Tamara and Brent on the couch #MAFS pic.twitter.com/sUxoq0vbVy
— Lachlan Guertin (@LachlanGuertin) February 13, 2022
Luckily, it’s not all bad! Jackson and Olivia continue to be incredibly loved up and the experts are thrilled for them. Mitch and Ella are also getting along great, but the experts worry their connection is not going deep enough.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we get it, Olivia and Jackson are all gooey and loved-up, that’s great. Now go back to the trainwrecks… ? #MAFS pic.twitter.com/SXFriXRsYa
— seapunk aesthete ? (@BiancaNeveXO) February 13, 2022
Me to anyone….#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/PyjKVdrY7x
— OnlyMAFS (@only_mafs) February 13, 2022
"The experiment isn't meant to be a walk in the park…"
So we are going to do our best to screw up the good thing you've got going.#MAFS #MAFSAU
— ?Nez?? (@fraggle73) February 13, 2022
The Experts anytime a happy couple sits on the couch #MAFS #MAFSAU #MarriedAtFirstSight pic.twitter.com/A9bBAAU7vB
— Disco Dux (@pjk27779) February 13, 2022
Cody and Selina started out barely speaking to each other. When sitting with the experts, Cody apologised for his ‘I’m not racist but…’ comment about her looks, clarifying that he jumbled his words and he thinks Selina is beautiful.
‘I think you’re the most gorgeous girl (but my schlong doesn’t)’ #MAFS #mafsau
— Liza Binder (@LefthandLiza) February 13, 2022
“I don’t see an Asian person when I look at you!” #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/VvdceqYLkQ
— J?ey??? (@jojoeyjo9) February 13, 2022
Yuck why the fuck are the experts encouraging him to hold her hand??? They should kick him off this show and validate how awful she must feel #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/QXJCAqduhc
— ✨ (@daisyjane____) February 13, 2022
John didn’t buy any of Cody’s complete and utter horseshit… #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/ldrXk9icp5
— MAHONEY (@cdtmahoney) February 13, 2022
Dom told the experts she wants Jack to always have the urge to rip her clothes off, but he said he doesn’t feel like that all the time. The topic of period sex comes up and Alessandra scolds some of the men for giggling like schoolboys.
FFS THEY BOUGHT UP DOMS PERIOD SEX PENCHANT AGAIN #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/DjxOIYAHEX
— Unlucky Lingerie (@unluckylingerie) February 13, 2022
I’m really excited to see where Jack goes on my next menstrual cycle…#mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/vZXYcGX80l
— Hero (@hierohero1) February 13, 2022
The experts go in on Selin upon hearing how she had spoken to Anthony on their honeymoon, labelling him a “princess”. Selin accepts that she can be insensitive to people’s feelings before she voting to stay — but in hilariously tiny writing. Despite everything that’s gone down, Anthony also votes to stay. OK??
Everyone in Australia right now. #SelinandAnthony#mafs #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/zzoBzcWYSM
— Kylie Orr (@KylieOrrWriter) February 13, 2022
Tamara and Dominica when John aikin talks about the other brides being against Anthony #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/7OsvnJ6cO5
— ✨ (@daisyjane____) February 13, 2022
CALL OUT THE OTHER BRIDES JOHN #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/HNJijp4fsD
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) February 13, 2022
Writing ‘STAY’ in tiny letters was a nice passive-aggressive touch from Selin… ? #MAFS pic.twitter.com/6dSCvHQWwS
— seapunk aesthete ? (@BiancaNeveXO) February 13, 2022
Anthony writing 'Stay'…I simply cannot #MAFS pic.twitter.com/G7iYnAxgMO
— Floss O'Neill (@floss_o) February 13, 2022
Al and Samantha are up next and the experts advise Sam that she needs to stop taking the lead in their relationship. John thinks she should act like a ‘lover and not a mother’. In response, Al votes to stay by using a Superman ‘S’ often seen scribbled by literal children.
#MAFSAU #MarriedAtFirstSight #MAFS pic.twitter.com/eLni4n0YtI
— Jacqui Fogarty (@Jacq_Fogarty) February 13, 2022
What a fucking legend ??#MAFS #MAFSAU #MarriedAtFirstSight pic.twitter.com/rTHTqQbNy4
— reality tweets (@RealityTVTweet3) February 13, 2022
This week, Sam taught Al’s to use the washing machine. Next week: ? #MAFS pic.twitter.com/qSI0304Qwz
— seapunk aesthete ? (@BiancaNeveXO) February 13, 2022
And finally, Andrew comes out all guns blazing against Holly and is promptly torn to shreds by the experts, who tell him that he can’t excuse hurtful comments because he claims he’s just being honest.
I’m so excited for the experts to completely derail Andrew #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/49DwurgkKb
— ✨ (@daisyjane____) February 13, 2022
Andrew and his one night stands… #MAFS pic.twitter.com/2NzRnLFyrB
— Sonia (@Sonia3044) February 13, 2022
If looks could kill… #MarriedAtFirstSight #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/BswAFd09Xq
— Leto’s Burner (@MountainTedK) February 13, 2022
The biggest flog on TV
#MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/4Rl4cDkKnA— regular maz (@pocketmaz) February 13, 2022
If you never know if you've said something wrong, just glance over at the Al-ometer. #MAFSAustralia #mafsau #mafs #MarriedatfirstsightAustralia #MarriedAtFirstSight pic.twitter.com/t3NDGx5XQS
— Rae (@Ray77613453) February 13, 2022
Everyone voted to stay in the experiment, including Andrew and Holly — however Andrew wrote ‘Leave’ first before crossing it out to write ‘Stay’. He totally stole Bryce’s move and we hate to see it!
BRYCE 2.0 #mafs #mafsau #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/KwDqGY5mGH
— Ella i. (@EllaEye123) February 13, 2022
I thought we left 2021 behind us!#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/fHaSIiTVsu
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) February 13, 2022
When you're about to leave the party but Dua Lipa starts playing #MAFS pic.twitter.com/4KKUVa8h7w
— Lachlan Guertin (@LachlanGuertin) February 13, 2022