‘MAFS’ Confessions Week Madness Recapped In Messy Tweets
It’s going to be make-or-break this week for our Married At First Sight couples, as Confessions Week arrives to wreak havoc among our cast.
After enduring their first dinner party and the bickering of Harrison and Bronte, the lucky (and not-so-lucky) couples are moving into their apartments. To shake things up even more, the couples are confronted with their first round of tasks for Confessions Week.
Like other years, there’s gonna be rankings, emotional letters, makeups and possible breakups, so you bet that Twitter was popping off with the quick MAFS reactions.
So grab some popcorn and relive the chaotic start of Confessions Week on MAFS via these hilarious tweets:
Jesse was the first to arrive at the apartment, and he quickly critiques everything, labelling his new apartment as ‘Claire’s type’. Claire eventually arrives, and the pair agree to start their relationship from scratch.
Apartments that have mirrored trays…artwork….ornaments…sliding doors…..apartments that have fuking DOORS!
– Jesse rattling off his new ick list ?
#MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/sE4mWfmRx9— OnlyMAFS (@only_mafs) February 7, 2023
Jesse, when Claire loves the apartment: #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/ngE7AkpMNk
— Jess (@jess_may_h) February 7, 2023
Harrison tries to make amends with a small cake. Bronte calls Harrison out for not asking her if she was okay when she left the table crying at the dinner party. Their chat turns into an argument, and Bronte locks herself in another room. Harrison calls Bronte “irrational” and claims she was “making communication impossible.”
"Gaslighting" gets thrown around a lot now but fuck me dead didn't Harrison just give us a front row seat to it in action#MAFS #MAFSAU
— to whom it may concern (@bishcheese) February 6, 2023
There has to be one of these cunts every season ? #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/NbvUjBqUrR
— T ❤️? (@airsignangel888) February 7, 2023
the way harrison speaks actually scares me, the way he manipulates and gaslights is so real and so scary #MAFSAU
— tamsyn ♡ (@tamsynkelly_) February 7, 2023
The saving grace with Harrison’s behaviour is (a) giving us all a masterclass in “how to spot a gaslighter” and (b) having his face on national TV will hopefully save some poor girls from him #MAFSAU
— Sassy (@Sassy0573) February 7, 2023
Yewwwww! It’s drama time. Confessions Week begins with Tahnee and Ollie, who get the photo ranking task. But OFC, these two are head-over-heels and rank each other as number one. Tahnee even said Josh gives off “sugar daddy vibes.”
Omg I actually LOVE Ollie and Tahnee, and they look like they have a genuine connection and lovely personalities.
(*hopes it is nothing like how Olivia and Jackson tricked us) #MAFSAU— dani L (@therealdhen) February 7, 2023
“It’s giving sugar daddy vibes”
Well we know which website Tahnee can go to if it doesn’t work out with Olly. #mafs #mafsau
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) February 7, 2023
Shannon and Caitlin are next, and at first he ranked Melinda first and his wife second. But then he moves her pic to third place while making a crude remark about how she looks not wearing makeup. In. The. Bin.
Shannon objectifying women, being ageist, admitting he "likes 'em young", and shows off women like a possession or piece of meat, doesn't value anything other than looks, is a raging misogynist obsessed with what other men think. #MAFSAU
— Hallwayhighway, Special Snowflake Squawking Bird (@hallwayhighway) February 7, 2023
Wow Shannon didn’t think anyone was a bigger pos than Harrison #mafs #MarriedAtFirstSight #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/EuQ4tPJd8j
— Professor Depression (Taylors version) (@LordLamicital) February 7, 2023
Bit rude of this anime looking gronk to tell his wife she’s not naturally beautiful
Get in the bin mate#MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/2pyiJxr0b4— Colleen Lynch (@Killer_Coll) February 7, 2023
SHANNON ACTING LIKE HE IS A JUDGE FOR A MODELLING AGENCY????? #MAFSAU
— S❤️? (@badgalshishi_) February 7, 2023
I wasn’t gonna say it but this hair cut is judging these women!? #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/Cip2XUa52R
— Becky Williams (@BIGNECKBECKS) February 7, 2023
Shannon's wasted Caitlin's time, our time, his barber's time.#MAFS #MAFSAU
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) February 7, 2023
Moving on to the hunk of MAFS, Duncan. Alyssa reveals to Duncan that she once had an affair with a married man. The confession leaves Duncan with a lot of questions and concerns, as he had been cheated on before. The next morning, Duncan reassures her that he’s still willing to stay married and thanks her for her honesty.
Did Alyssa say that she trusted the CHEATING MAN whom she was THE OTHER WOMAN for because she's MORMON. Make it make sense. #mafs #mafsau #mafsaus #MAFSAustralia
— shhh. (@fourleafc_lover) February 7, 2023
Are any of us surprised about Alyssa cheating? We’ve all seen Mormon mom TikTok! #mafs #MAFSAU
— ann (@boobookittypuss) February 7, 2023
Cudos to Alyssa on sharing that not just with Duncan, but Australia. It would not have been easy at all and she’s obviously not proud of it #MAFSAU
— Emma Searle (@emmajsearle) February 7, 2023
Sandy and Dan are the next couple to air out their confessions. In a heartbreaking letter, Sandy opened up about how she was a victim of racism during her childhood and how it impacts her today.
So much respect for Sandy on #MAFSAU
Opening up about her experiences of racism and internalised racism.
Breaking the barriers imposed by South Asian culture while retaining and celebrating its positive aspects.
Important and refreshing to see on Australian TV #MAFS
— Kamran Ahmed (@DocKamran) February 7, 2023
Sandy, what you don’t realise is that so many of us would love to look like you ❤️ #MAFSAU #MarriedAtFirstSightau #MAFSAustralia #mafs
— Narin (ಠ_ಠ) (@narin_searle) February 7, 2023
I feel really awful that Sandy is going to experience that same snarky judgement when she watches her wedding back #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia #MarriedAtFirstSight #MarriedAtFirstSightau
— dr mimi petrakis ? (@MimiPetrakis) February 7, 2023
Harrison and Bronte are up next, and they get the task of photo ranking, because what could go wrong, ammirite? Bronte ranks Harrison second for attraction. She then tells Harrison that she’s looking for someone who is “sensitive and empathetic” and he replies by saying, “you’re looking at him.” SIDE EYE.
Sensitive and empathetic?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA chewy on a bus stop is more sensitive and empathetic Harrison #MAFSAU #MAFSAUS #mafs pic.twitter.com/h1hcAWpOwu
— OnlyMAFS (@only_mafs) February 7, 2023
When Harrison said “you’re looking at him” all of Australian went “WHAT?”
— Ian Brown (@1anBrown) February 7, 2023
Bronte and Harrison’s task erupts into an argument after Bronte brought up the differences in their love languages. Harrison then calls her “unattractive” because of her attitude towards him.
This fucking man. Imagine your partner telling you that they feel hurt by you and your response is “well, that’s unattractive”. Just throw the whole man in the bin. #MAFSAU
— Lucia (@lfsleigh) February 7, 2023
HEY LADIES. this just in. Harrison finds it unattractive to be upset and emotional. Form an orderly line for this fucking loser. #MAFSAU
— Steph the sarcastic sequin (@Steph_Simmons89) February 7, 2023
Harrison saying he finds her pain unattractive and then doubling down saying he feels abandoned and as a grand finale saying the issue is the way Bronte communicates is peak garbage TV #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/VBwCPto2CJ
— Jodie (@jodielongton) February 7, 2023
This fucking man. Imagine your partner telling you that they feel hurt by you and your response is “well, that’s unattractive”. Just throw the whole man in the bin. #MAFSAU
— Lucia (@lfsleigh) February 7, 2023
Claire and Jesse are handed the letter writing task. Things get emotional when Jesse reveals that a past relationship is the reason he ‘doesn’t chase girls’, telling Claire, “I was kept a secret for two entire years”.
I think I understand Jesse a bit more now, he seems very insecure under the bravado exterior. I’m also liking Claire, she seems like a good human #mafs #MAFSAU
— Mafstragic (@mafstragic) February 7, 2023
Yep – jesse’s behaviour is exactly of someone who has been shattered in the past! Slams up the walls, I’ll hurt you before you hurt me attitude.. doesn’t let anyone in.. #MAFSAU
— Lauren K (@lolly375) February 7, 2023
Here's me hoping Jesse will come around as a good guy #MAFSAU
— Lulu (@OlaLulu_) February 7, 2023
Jesse: I just don't understand how my ex couldn't be more tolerant of who I am.
Also Jesse: My list of things I hate about woman is loooooong!
I can't imagine why your ex never introduced you to her family and friends mate, you're such a nice guy. #MAFSAU #MAFSAUS
— The Real Lucifer (@fkwitthedevil2) February 7, 2023
i find jesse oddly likeable and relatable, but he has been awful claire. she’s so understanding and such a lovely person, if he seriously works on himself i think they could work #mafs #mafsau
— kate (@XXK4T3XX) February 7, 2023
Caitlin catches Shannon calling his ex, who he was previously engaged to prior to MAFS. Caitlin confronts Shannon about his phone call, and he reveals that he still loves his ex. Caitlin breaks down in tears as she is unsure where she and Shannon stand.
“I still love her” talking about your ex infront of your new wife I am CRYINGGGGG #MAFSAU
— Q | finding my mutuals (@i_is_a_batse2) February 7, 2023
The producers did months of research to not realise this man Shannon is in a chokehold with his ex????? #MAFSAU
— S❤️? (@badgalshishi_) February 7, 2023
Here we are all hating on Jesse & Harrison & along comes Shannon and says "hold my beer" ?♀️#MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/mjTdzu9cgQ
— Narelle (@Rellielicious) February 7, 2023
So not only did Shannon basically say he finds Caitlin less attractive than some of the other women on the show bc hes seen her without make-up.. he's also still in love with his ex. Absolute winner. #MAFSAU
— ellie (@_osenverre) February 7, 2023
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Married at First Sight is back on our screens tonight at 7:30pm on Channel Nine.