The ‘MAFS’ Couple-Swapping Mess Recapped In A+ Tweets
In case you were wondering if Married at First Sight could get any more cooked, the couples were instructed to swap partners on last night’s episode.
To mark the start of Feedback Week, every couple remaining in the experiment were instructed to trade apartments so that contestants could spend time in different couples for a series of tasks, like asking hard-hitting questions, and writing letters to their wives/husbands.
In a strike of brilliance, the experiment’s two warring couples — Bronte and Harrison, and Melinda and Layton — were told to switch partners. While fans may have expected this would trigger more fights between Melinda and Harrison, it ended up causing a feud between Melinda and Layton, as he felt unsupported by Mel going through with the task when he opted to stay alone in another apartment, instead of shacking up with Bronte. Cue drama!
Let’s unpack it all via some A+ tweets!
Last night’s couple-swapping on Married at First Sight recapped in funny tweets:
The couples are reeling from Claire and Jesse’s departure, with the bulk of the couples laying the blame upon Harrison for meddling. Meanwhile, Bronte and Harrison debrief to badmouth Melinda.
something about how bronte smiles so much when she says horrible things is TERRIFYING. maybe she is made for harrison #MAFSAU #MAFS
— grogu (@helpitsgrogu) March 13, 2023
Getting dating advice from Bronte and Harrison is like getting lessons in coordination from Mr. Bean #MAFSAU
— Melanie Bracewell (@meladoodle) March 13, 2023
But we’re moving on and the experiment is about to get weird…well, weirder. For the first stage of Feedback Week, the couples are instructed to swap partners. Of course, Harrison and Melinda have to move in together aka MAFS producers are chaos demons.
Who wife swaps in the ordinary world?! Unless you’re having an affair. This is so fucking STUPID #mafs #mafsau
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 13, 2023
"What if she falls in love with me?"
There is a higher chance that Melinda will make you shit your pants when you can't manipulate her you dense gronk #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/4WTSY2WSiv
— to whom it may concern (@bishcheese) March 13, 2023
Layton is meant to move in with Bronte, but he refuses to take part. Melinda wants to give the task a chance and thinks her husband is just unwilling to relinquish control. Harrison arrives in time to witness Melinda and Layton in a feud. Melinda tells Layton that he’s “acting like a Harrison right now” and he vacates their apartment.
It doesn't even matter that he's using his CEO voice…he's 100% correct#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/NdKmyQD7p7
— to whom it may concern (@bishcheese) March 13, 2023
“I’m still here!”
Too funny! #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/lu1fpucZ31— TeacherIsTeaching (@amyj77) March 13, 2023
IMAGINE DOING THIS IN FRONT OF HARRISON WTF YOU'RE GIVING HIM A BONER#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/5DQPOPOq3I
— to whom it may concern (@bishcheese) March 13, 2023
Ollie shares that he’s noticed Lyndall and Cam don’t have hard conversations unless they’re on the experts’ couch. Lyndall realises Ollie is easier to talk to than her actual hubby. Later in the episode, Ollie dons Cam drag wearing a blonde wig and a cowboy hat.
Lyndall is a tough girl, but she keeps her mouth shut too much because she’s concerned about what Cam thinks. Girl, speak UP!! #MAFSau
— ?ℝ (@imNinjaXR) March 13, 2023
Ollie looking like a Jessica Simpson tribute act. #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/JIpPL8AvPr
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 13, 2023
The experiment’s hottest couple, Evelyn and Duncan, are thriving. Rupert and Tahnee have a cute time reflecting on their respective relationships. To up the romance, Rupert sends Evelyn some flowers, and she’s feeling like she’s in a rom-com.
Tahnee and Rupert are going to be ADORABLE as anything #MAFSAU
— Joey Nicita ☀️ (@JoeyNicita) March 13, 2023
How thoughtful of Rupert to order something for his wife through the show sponsor #mafs #mafsau
— Ben Shute (@Ben_Shute) March 13, 2023
Melinda and Harrison are tasked with asking hard-hitting questions. She drops that she thinks he will cheat on Bronte when the experiment ends, and their relationship is fake.
I get the feeling that Melinda is exactly the type Harrison would approach at the club and that’s why he hates the fact she can’t stand him #mafsau
— Jessica (@787hwudhw) March 13, 2023
Harrison wearing an NBA shirt when there’s no way he’s even 5’10”. Pull up in the paint, bitch, I’ll dunk on you. #MAFSAU
— Melanie Bracewell (@meladoodle) March 13, 2023
Layton has decided to take part in the challenge without sleeping in the same room as Bronte. He visits Bronte to tell her he felt attacked by Harrison and Melinda. He then asks Bronte if he’s right in questioning Mel’s morals, and Bronte claims that Melinda gaslit him. That’s a reach, sis. She then tells him she finds Mel “aggressive”, and disappointingly, Layton says nothing to defend his wife.
Harrison and Mel is the more explosive explosive partner swap, but Bronte and Layton has the potential to be Much more destructive #MAFSAU #MAFS
— Bachelor of Hearts Podcast ? (@BOHpod) March 13, 2023
Honestly, I'm on Team Layton on this issue.
It doesn't make any sense and I don't know why Melinda is not understanding it's a basic principle issue for Layton.#MAFS #MAFSAU
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) March 13, 2023
The contestants write an honesty letter addressed to their partners. Alyssa reads her concerns about Duncan to Cam, as Duncan reads to Evelyn, with both letters highlighting the couple’s glaring issues. Evelyn gives some advice, before offering to do a baking-inspired photoshoot with Duncan as a gift for Alyssa.
Speaking as a single mother, if a man like Duncan gave me a photo like this and did my washing, I would be jumping straight into bed with him #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/2ZMzSzJG78
— Annie Clark ⚡️ (@anniefitness) March 13, 2023
Alyssa’s favourite things:
– her child
– baking
– baking with her child
– telling people they’ll never understand baking with a child#mafs #mafsau— Ben Shute (@Ben_Shute) March 13, 2023
Partner swap is over! Alyssa is acting weird and detached even before Duncan gifts her the photo he took — and she barely reacts. She brings up her child again… for some reason.
Just incase anyone didnt know #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/1DIL1VorhX
— ????? ???????? (@DylanMatthews91) March 13, 2023
Alyssa: “We have never really spoken about my child”
Australia: #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/7egNlwtDKs
— Roaming Gryan (@ChipG1990) March 13, 2023
Of course childless people don’t understand what it’s like to have a child. But we’re also not fucking stupid and ya know…can learn?! #mafs #mafsau
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 13, 2023
They fight about what way they should fight from now on. Alyssa leaves and Duncan is left confused and heartbroken. In a confessional, Duncan starts to cry and shares he’s never felt more rejected in a relationship.
Duncan doing twice the emotional labour to try to account and help someone who can’t do it herself, and then coming away feeling rejected because his effort will never be enough. Just exhausting. #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/cjn5HhbY8u
— Bachelor of Hearts Podcast ? (@BOHpod) March 13, 2023
Oh my god Alyssa is destroying me, it’s like watching someone beat a Golden Retriever to death #MAFSAU
— Melanie Bracewell (@meladoodle) March 13, 2023
Remember the first 5 weeks when we had no idea Alyssa had a child because she didn't mention her child every 2 minutes?
I miss those days. #MAFSAU #MAFS
— Nez (@fraggle73) March 13, 2023