LOL: Tonight’s Messy ‘MAFS’ Couples Retreat Retold Via Funny Tweets
Just when we all thought Bryce couldn’t out-Bryce himself, the controversial groom goes and causes a massive blow-up between basically everyone in a very tense episode of Married at First Sight.
On tonight’s episode, every married pair left in the experiment were sent on a couples retreat — yes, even Booka who despite voting “leave” is currently being held against her will by Brett, after he tore her character to shreds via Patrick’s letter. But hey, at least they both got a free vacay out of the week.
Although tbh, this didn’t look like much of a holiday. Let’s discuss it all via the most hilarious tweets, shall we?
Tonight’s messy Married at First Sight couples retreat retold via funny tweets:
Melissa is still reeling from Bryce dropping his bombshell last night: voting “leave” before striking that out and writing “stay”. He gives a shitty explanation and she somehow believes him.
“I hope you understand why I did what I did”
“I do”
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MELISSA YOU ARE A LOST CAUSE #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/BTwQUvuknB
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 29, 2021
Melissa convincing herself that she’s happy with Bryce every morning. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/sjInz62eAK
— Ashlee (@_itsashleeee_) March 29, 2021
This retreat looks like schoolies, except worse.#MAFS #MAFSAU
— So Dramatic! Podcast (@sodramaticpod) March 29, 2021
pls tell me there’s going to be a bula banquet? #MAFS pic.twitter.com/IfP2KdoQMD
— kiki 💫 (@violettfemmes) March 29, 2021
Jason defends Bryce, describing his actions as “heroic”. Lol.
When u find out ur husband thinks a douche lord is “heroic” #MAFSAU #mafs #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/RU2HagR1k3
— 💗 Jodes 💗 (@jodes888) March 29, 2021
Jason: Bryce is heroic #mafsau #mafs
The rest of Australia: pic.twitter.com/QNOoX8IEP9— Mel (@melb_mel) March 29, 2021
The only couple I’m actively rooting for. #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/ggfboTupjy
— So Dramatic! Podcast (@sodramaticpod) March 29, 2021
The couples are being whisked away for a couples retreat. Melissa and Bryce, and Bec and Jake see each other for the first time since the commitment ceremony. Booka and Brett stay in separate rooms.
Good on Bryce and Melissa for showing the rest of the couples that the key to a good relationship is as simple as one person having a severe personality disorder and the other a crippling lack of self-confidence. #MAFS
— Nathan Hall (@nthnhll) March 29, 2021
Jason might be simple as a tea bag but that was some top shelf wisdom there.#MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/tuDmLLHL9V
— Michael Bassett (@ImWithoutADoubt) March 29, 2021
Jason walking away from the whole Bryce-Bec drama like… 🤯
#MAFSAU #MAFS #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/KQdMpqGzYc— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) March 29, 2021
Bec: "Hey Jake want to stay in this house?"
Jake:#MAFSAU #MAFS #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/kboDLPupvi
— Dave (@Durvurd) March 29, 2021
Brett listening to Booka’s album and crying every night #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/dJgtVjFSrG
— Unlucky Lingerie (@unluckylingerie) March 29, 2021
Patrick decides he and Belinda need some one on one time, and has organised a romantic spa date, triggering us all. Can these two STAY AWAY FROM BATHS! He tells her he’s falling for her and she’s all “um thanks?”.
THANKS FOR SHARING?! Belinda, girl 💀💀💀 #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/eOqmAFTJmu
— Kylie Rallings (@k_rallings) March 29, 2021
Patrick: "I'm falling for you"
Belinda: "…………….. Did someone say KFC?"#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/PVIWlqNQfb
— Matt (@Len_Jet) March 29, 2021
A devastating blow #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/mPck1oQhXY
— the happy whippets 🐕🐕❤️ (@BibsWWPD) March 29, 2021
All of the couples get together for some drinks and things are extremely awkward when Bryce and Melissa arrive. Bec and the rest of the group question Bryce over his cruel vote at the commitment ceremony.
Look at how happy everyone is without Bryce & Melissa #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/gjBLqHuaof
— Weslee Bon Boulash (@WSpark98NZ2) March 29, 2021
Why did Melissa and Bryce bother turning up … #MAFS pic.twitter.com/lMBOU76xV0
— Sonia (@Sonia3044) March 29, 2021
I never expected to be Team Bec at the beginning of the season, but here I am. #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/Z4XqVNRQYE
— Matt (@WriterMatt2) March 29, 2021
Patrick is a shit stirrer for real #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/Ddfm3o7v3Y
— Dash Jayasuriya (@gameonmoll) March 29, 2021
Bryce on Tinder after the season ends:#MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/MoAnVwXXKH
— Dave (@Durvurd) March 29, 2021
As dinner commences, Melissa and Bryce arrive late and immediately Bryce starts conflict with everyone. An argument breaks out between Jake and Bryce that almost gets physical, before Bryce and Melissa leave. Alana and Jason get caught in the crossfire, as Alana calls out her husband for siding with Bryce.
Jake is the hero we all need Rn ( right now ) #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/oQTt4548vj
— Jo Kendray (@jokendray) March 29, 2021
so you agree, jason.. bryce ISN'T "heroic" for what he did, because otherwise why would you get so defensive when you had to explain yourself? #MAFS pic.twitter.com/Ace3Ss5Udu
— pey (@gayvodkugh) March 29, 2021
So man threatened by a vibrator just said “I don’t want our conversation said in private made public”. The conversation you had in front of two cameras while wearing mics for a national tv show. That convo? #MAFS
— Yvie Jones (@yviejones) March 29, 2021
Clearly, the biggest injustice of tonight’s episode is Alana taking Jason away instead of her Satisfyer Pro. #MAFS #MAFSAU
— whats the T (@noshadeallT) March 29, 2021
Luckily Alana stocked up #MAFS pic.twitter.com/eSapDLHDaT
— Ginger Tompkins ⚽️⚽️ (@RonHunter12) March 29, 2021
What a mess.
Dinner parties are always a mess, let’s put them in a house together #MAFSAU #mafs pic.twitter.com/WfTkfFEYqe
— Mads (@_itsyagirlmads) March 29, 2021