Tonight’s Absolutely Chaotic ‘MAFS’ Dinner Party Retold Via Funny Tweets
Holy peanut butter and carrot sticks, tonight’s Married at First Sight was so chaotic it nearly made me miss the 2020 cast. Nearly.
We all know the dinner parties provide the most entertainment for the season, but if the new intruders thought they were going to get well-acquainted with the other couples over a nice sit down dinner, they had another thing coming.
Once again, Bryce took centre stage in a show about his life that no one bought tickets for, kicking off an argument with Bec about a rumour that had been spread about him. This was all to do with Bec saying Bryce told her that he had a girlfriend on the outside, a claim he strongly denied. “I’m probably the most honest person on the experiment so far,” he said, which got a rousing response from Brett who yelled out, “according to who?!”
After Bryce simmered down, James decided to take his turn at seeing how much of a douche he could be, responding aggressively to Jo before trying to do that whole “sleazy old man at pub hitting on much younger woman and not seeing how uncomfortable it’s making her” schtick to Kerry.
The saving grace was the bromance between Brett, Patrick, Jake and their new bro-buddy Liam, and the fact we actually sure some men stick up for the women in their lives.
But let’s not get it twisted: while a man sticking up for his wife and the other women on the table is gratefully accepted, the more interesting thing to note is the other men (Bryce, James) didn’t back down until one of their bros told them they were taking it too far.
And that’s on misogyny!
Let’s get into tonight’s Married at First Sight dinner party retold via the best tweets.
MAFS needs a warning from now on … something like ‘viewer discretion, gaslighting in progress” smh ??♀️ #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/qxQBqYceuz
— Kel K (@KelKnez) March 15, 2021
Belinda and Patrick have taken their relationship to the next level – they now talk in duck to each other.
No one :
Absolutely nobody :
Patrick and Belinda: #MAFSAustralia #mafs pic.twitter.com/YOJpdCZFpU— Vee (@vee2190) March 17, 2021
Okay Belinda and Patrick I support you but you’re nauseating me #MAFS #MAFSAU #MarriedatfirstsightAustralia
— mimi petrakis (@MimiPetrakis) March 17, 2021
Patrick and Belinda quacking at each other…#mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/IKskASzqsn
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 17, 2021
IVE SEEN WAY TOO MANY FEET IN THIS SHOW WHICH PRODUCER HAS A FOOT FETISH???!! #MAFS
— sad shell by the sea shore (◡﹏◡✿) (@Spookysadghoul) March 17, 2021
We quickly learn there is a rumour circulating about Bryce having a girlfriend on the outside. Jason pulls Bryce aside to give him the tea.
“Their common theme is to have a go at Bryce”
Well he’s a bit of a tit Jason, so… #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/D60tJeGlJn
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 17, 2021
i wouldn’t be suprised if bryce started the rumour himself just so he can fight with people #MAFS #MAFSAU
— lexi g (@lexi_greenberg) March 17, 2021
Bryce: "I hope she has blonde hair and blue eyes"
Jason: #MAFS pic.twitter.com/U0nok7Bnae— Channel9 (@Channel9) March 17, 2021
James has allegedly not gone back to his apartment the night before and Jo is mad at him. We still don’t care about these two and can’t wait to see James off our screens.
Honestly being ghosted by James would be a blessing, dodged a turtleneck bullet #MAFS
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) March 17, 2021
Bryce lets Melissa know about the rumours and doesn’t once check if she’s OK. He’s just mad people are questioning his integrity.
Bryce thinking he has integrity #MAFS pic.twitter.com/wLMfHCMupZ
— DeluxeStormBorn™ (@deluxe_tm) March 17, 2021
Melissa despite all the red flags with Bryce. #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/njJfS3NWkK
— j☺️ (@jojoeyjo9) March 17, 2021
I don’t believe it either Melissa because no woman would willingly spend time with Bryce outside of an experiment #mafs #mafsau
— Lil Nazza (@lil_nazza) March 17, 2021
I feel like this is a horror movie and we’re the ones screaming at Melissa to NOT go into the spooky murder house where the murderer obviously is, but she still heads inside anyway… ? #MAFS pic.twitter.com/nRjlRhYvXR
— seapunk aesthete ? (@BiancaNeveXO) March 17, 2021
As the cocktail party kicks off, everyone speculates about who started the rumour while the camera subtly flashes to Bec each time.
What Bryce wants every dinner #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/A2Ti6ISsut
— trent (@TRG19) March 17, 2021
Everyone: who started this rumour?!
The cameras: #MAFS pic.twitter.com/4DEBwjQmHD— PUNKEE (@itspunkee) March 17, 2021
I love how Melissa is dressed for a funeral because she knows that this dinner party will be the end for her husband. #MAFS
— Ashlee (@_itsashleeee_) March 17, 2021
Australia:
WE BELIEVE BEC #mafsau #mafs #MAFSAustralia
— ? Jodes ? (@jodes888) March 17, 2021
Bec when she finds out she wants to sleep with Bryce… #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/quLJtnPCAj
— Shhhhh (@sarah_905) March 17, 2021
Meanwhile, Booka’s reaction to the new intruders is all of us.
Gotta love #Booka & #Brett 'cos that's both an honest and real reaction to new hot ppl! #Mafs #MafsAu
— VišnjaCreates (@VisnjaCreates) March 17, 2021
Love Booka. "I'm going to look at them heaps." #MAFS pic.twitter.com/zlGZbVA5LV
— Kate (@1kateh3) March 17, 2021
Booka's reaction to Chris is all of us #MAFS pic.twitter.com/X7fExrcjfb
— PUNKEE (@itspunkee) March 17, 2021
Bec and Bryce get into an argument before the dinner party, and Bec drops the one-liner of the season. “You’re not an avocado, not everybody loves you.”
When I tell you I legitimately laughed when Bryce just said Bec’s jealous… yeah I’m sure that’s it doll you’re so desirable #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/PRLMqlEeLK
— Jenna ? (@Jennabelll) March 17, 2021
Bryce : “If Bec was to come at me…”
Bec…?#MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/ua7H59tU3U
— Jo Kendray (@jokendray) March 17, 2021
Bec has gone from zero to hero REAL quick. #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Nicole Sherwin (@nikkaloola) March 17, 2021
Watching Bec tell Bryce he's not an avocado #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/KWbhD9RKPN
— Easy Weddings (@easyweddings) March 17, 2021
Not Bec’s biggest fan, but watching Bryce get his ass handed to him by a woman who isn’t cowed by his manipulative bullshit gives me ASMR chills #MAFS #MAFSAU #MarriedatfirstsightAustralia
— mimi petrakis (@MimiPetrakis) March 17, 2021
Bec and Bryce continue to call each other liars at the dinner party, and Bryce goes on a weird tangent about how just because he hooked up with some chick on Tinder before MAFS, it doesn’t mean he has an outside girlfriend. OK, sweaty!
#mafs #mafsau Bryce: “I’m the most honest person in this experiment”
Brett: pic.twitter.com/55mwryowyU— Y a s m i n?? (@mango_heaux) March 17, 2021
Bryce: “I’m actually the most honest person on #MAFSAU right now”
Patrick, the entire dinner table, the producers and the nation: #MAFS pic.twitter.com/eYbBoqeIzK
— Michelle Rennex (@michellerennex) March 17, 2021
Look. I’ve lived in Canberra for nearly 30 years. And I hate to disparage them in this way, but no one is jealous of a 104.7 host. #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/pB8rISixvL
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 17, 2021
The most shocking part of this experiment is finding out girls want to sleep with Bryce.#MAFS #MAFSAU
— So Dramatic! Podcast (@sodramaticpod) March 17, 2021
Melissa talking about being embarrassed on national television? It’s to late for that #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/UU2NZ3uGK0
— Weslee #TeamBimini (@WSpark98NZ2) March 17, 2021
Am I a clown? Yes. #mafs #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/nLg1YbDRqJ
— Vee (@vee2190) March 17, 2021
Bryce gets aggressive towards Bec and Jake steps in to defend her honour and tells Bryce off for how he talks to women.
When Jake stood up for women against Bryce and his toxic behaviour #mafs #MAFSAustralia #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/j5SWTfUqJ0
— ? Jodes ? (@jodes888) March 17, 2021
There are good guys out there! Well done Jake! #MAFS pic.twitter.com/z18Clqvh5j
— Sonia (@Sonia3044) March 17, 2021
Jake, what a true gentleman! #mafs #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/vLEQHY5YzW
— Miss OVH (@Miss_OVH) March 17, 2021
All men need to take notes from Jake on how to treat and defend women. #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/mj3xaW64oo
— Rachael (@_rachael94_) March 17, 2021
Jake standing up for all the ladies. #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/EzKjvhBn6R
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 17, 2021
Melissa breaks her silence and admonishes the group for their behaviour before saying they should go back to welcoming the new couples.
Melissa looks like a parent at a parent teacher night that is defending their kid but is about 10 more minutes away from admitting her kid is a shit #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Colonel Kickhead (@colonelkickhead) March 17, 2021
Watching Melissa deal with Bryce’s cheating #MAFS pic.twitter.com/7UB1npCtDz
— Amber ???❤️☺️ (@amber_wallace75) March 17, 2021
Melissa defending Bryce got me like… pic.twitter.com/O233zn4PAi
— TV ??Junkie (@ammestar) March 17, 2021
Melissa and Bryce are just dumb and dumber…I can’t anymore with those 2 idiots…. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/nKA2Bob3jn
— Sonia (@Sonia3044) March 17, 2021
Meanwhile James decides to take the lead on World’s Biggest Asshole and we learn that he called Belinda “frigid”. Belinda tells him off and it’s incredible.
Lol, these dudes really thought they could walk all over Patrick and Belinda #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/H25a8jcw16
— Rabid Reality Rabbit (@RealityRabid) March 17, 2021
Belinda #MAFSAU #mafs pic.twitter.com/LzV9vio4da
— 2centsworth (@fora_dollar) March 17, 2021
Belinda!
Go girl! ❤️#MAFSAU#MAFS pic.twitter.com/EO0JEX7Lt6
— NRG (@NRG18335509) March 17, 2021
Go Belinda go, take down the rich wanker! #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/iNiiYyiHeH
— Hero (@hierohero1) March 17, 2021
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Jake and Patrick only have eyes for each other, then eventually Brett, Jake, and Pat invite Liam to join their bromance.
Worth sitting through this shit show to see Jake boop Patrick on the nose whilst they call each other special boys #MAFS
— Kimberley (@kimlorkil) March 17, 2021
Jake and Patrick’s bromance could be the love story of this season. #MAFS
— BRAD (@bradfogarty95) March 17, 2021
Pat and Jake are the real MVPs of #MAFS this year #bromance #MAFSAU
— Lauren Walker (@Miss_LW_) March 17, 2021
Hanging out with Jake.
Standing up to a bully.
Learning more about bisexuality.This is the highlight of Patrick's life ?#MAFSAU #MAFS #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/9jfM4r6zdb
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) March 17, 2021
Pat and Jake #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/NSLDV6aSTe
— Rachael (@_rachael94_) March 17, 2021
Jo pulls James up on his gaslighting behaviour and he continues to gaslight her, before being a big old creep towards Kerry.
Can someone call James an Uber Lamborghini & get him the fuck out already
— TV ??Junkie (@ammestar) March 17, 2021
#MAFS pic.twitter.com/9zN6wcaIby
— ????? ???????? (@DylanMatthews91) March 17, 2021
Can we get a comment from Cyrell about James? #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/IzrMbrcQTE
— Ben Shute (@Ben_Shute) March 17, 2021
When Jo & James finally leave on Sunday #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/UlZeCqWz1m
— Weslee #TeamBimini (@WSpark98NZ2) March 17, 2021
James laughing like he’s about to turn all the women at this table into skin jackets. #mafs #mafsau
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 17, 2021
James needs to stop touching Kerry. She’s so uncomfortable. #MAFS
— Ashlee (@_itsashleeee_) March 17, 2021
If anyone ever needed a wine to the face, it’s James #MAFS
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) March 17, 2021