The Messy ‘MAFS’ Dinner Party Recapped In Funny Tweets
Another week, another Married at First Sight dinner party to make us all grateful for our boring, drama-free lives.
On Wednesday’s episode, Dion and Carolina arrived separately after having an explosive argument which prompted Dion to move into his own apartment. Dion wasted no time sharing his side of the story when arriving to dinner, easily winning over the rest of the contestants with Dom even labelling Carolina as a “bully”.
This meant that by the time Carolina arrived, she already had people against her. She didn’t help herself when dinner began and she ranted about Dion’s taste in music and distaste for breakfast. Despite Dion spending most of his night bad-mouthing Carolina, he did make an attempt to salvage their relationship at the end of the night but Carolina wasn’t too keen.
Other drama that brewed throughout the night included Dom talking to Mitch about his previous threats to leave the experiment, and Kate not pulling any punches in her harsh statements about Matt. Thankfully, Al was there to ease some of the tension with a dance performance that no one quite understood, but we appreciated all the same.
Last night’s Married at First Sight dinner party retold in funny tweets:
Dion arrives alone to the dinner party and immediately spilt all the details of his never-ending clashes with Carolina throughout the week. The room sided with Dion, especially Dom who called Caroline a “bully”.
That’s it Dom’s got Carolina in her sights with that comment – LETS GOOOOO #mafs #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/E2MqteyVJO
— Unlucky Lingerie (@unluckylingerie) March 2, 2022
This woman is our next Prime Minister because I guarantee she'll make tampons free.#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/VY9e6NOGiM
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) March 2, 2022
Another strong look from Dion. We love him! #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/9zlZTwdk2T
— regular maz (@pocketmaz) March 2, 2022
I feel for dion. Let’s all be honest though, they were and are a terrible match. #MAFSAU #mafs pic.twitter.com/gX9NR7qTa3
— Si?? (@kirkymcjerky) March 2, 2022
Carolina arrived and gave Dion a frosty reception. When dinner began, she ranted to the group about how Dion doesn’t like breakfast or rap music, before saying he plays the victim.
The temperature when Carolina walked in #MAFSAU #MarriedAtFirstSightau pic.twitter.com/9AYKLOxgsW
— Liana (@LianaKyriak) March 2, 2022
Is everyone this high maintenance or did the producers do a good job in finding them and putting them all in the same room #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/f3Sz2alJfN
— Lodz ? (@sumwheresmiling) March 2, 2022
When it's another local or global disaster.#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/ZPhiKG6osk
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) March 2, 2022
I want to hug Dion #MAFSAustralia #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/kpIvx68RFj
— The Madd Hatter (@slipperysteps) March 2, 2022
Never ever want to see this lovely man reduced to looking like this again –#MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/BO0cRCoW1p
— Artemis (@easytiger7777) March 2, 2022
The group found out that Mitch was considering leaving the experiment, but Dom (of all people??) managed to talk some sense into him.
Mitch doesn’t see a problem with giving ultimatums and threats and needs to control situations but all I see is #MAFS #mafsau pic.twitter.com/usaj0ycUKQ
— Liza Binder (@LefthandLiza) March 2, 2022
“He feels like everyone is going to attack him”
Ella, he’s been calling everyone fucking idiots all week?! #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/c5GSXyYHP4
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 2, 2022
If you have to tell your friends to be a certain way around your boyfriend because he’s given you an ultimatum on your relationship, perhaps it’s time to rethink that relationship and that guy. #mafsau #mafs
— Georgia Duncan (@_georgiarae) March 2, 2022
Go easy on Mitch guys, he’s really shy and doesn’t like being in front of cameras alright? #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/O2UDt80ocU
— Jessa (@jessamouse) March 2, 2022
Kate unleashed about how little she liked Matt in earshot of him, making him finally realise she might not be that into him.
So Kate is going to do the “you aren’t good looking and have a shit personality” too? #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/OU1W2pDrZx
— hopzilla (@trinnybopper) March 2, 2022
She's a low talker#MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia #MarriedAtFirstSight pic.twitter.com/uZfUqiNesL
— Rae (@Ray77613453) March 2, 2022
Kate's like "he acts like a human being, disgusting."#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/h2YYQIzsZH
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) March 2, 2022
Kate: I’ve never been in a relationship, but I’ve been paired up with a man that gives me attention, gifts and compliments. What an asshole. #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Paddy ???? (@EsqPhillip) March 2, 2022
Kate sucking the life out of every Australian watching MAFS. #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/4dO8lHXp3N
— Lili (@Lllulu_xo) March 2, 2022
Al attempted to break the tension by performing some confusing dance routine.
Al may be a human Labrador but he’s a human Labrador who consistently holds this shitshow together #MAFSAU #MAFS
— Alana Calvert (@AlanaCalvert) March 2, 2022
this is all i have to say #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/o6GRyl3JEx
— alysha ♡ al stan account (@intosneedy) March 2, 2022
Dion pulled Carolina aside to find out if she was willing to give their relationship a try but she wouldn’t give him a definitive answer.
Dion, your relationship is like: #mafsau #mafs pic.twitter.com/hdUY7q1gaS
— Critical Dose Tv (@DoseCritical) March 2, 2022
Oh sweet Jesus Dion #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/g0MnpFWbq7
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 2, 2022
dion keeps on digging his own grave #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/ByNsSt1hta
— BerryGirl45 (@BerryGirl45) March 2, 2022
Dion can definitely leave with his head held high, and even higher if he wears his heels #MAFSAU
— Gavin Laurie (@glaurie07) March 2, 2022