Last Night’s ‘Married At First Sight’ Trashfire Recapped In Excellent Tweets
Grab the holy water and clutch some rosary beads to your chest because Married at First Sight is back for its final instalment of Confessions Week drama.
And what a week it has been! The tasks have brought some couples closer together, while others have ended the week more divided than ever. Anthony and Selin have continued to have the same fight over and over again about their honeymoon throughout the week, then on tonight’s episode Selin straight-up refused to participate in watching Anthony’s audition video. Ummm, it was awkward!
Speaking of awks, one of the strongest couples, Jack and Dom, have seemingly lost their spark: Dom revealed she’s struggling to get Jack to have sex with her. He cited her having her period as the reason they hadn’t been intimate, leading to a truly baffling scene where he enlisted the help of Al and Jackson to coach him through the concept of period sex.
Olivia and Jackson are thankfully still thriving, but Ella and Mitch had their first hiccup over the hard-hitting questions task. Holly and Andrew are living in separate apartments, but could be on their way to making amends after Holly made a small gesture of solidarity. But the most uncomfortable moment was saved for the final minutes when Selina asked Cody if his lack of attraction to her was due to her ethnicity and he confirmed her worst fears.
MAFS viewers on Twitter were quick to condemn Cody’s response and rally around Selina. We are sending her all our love!
It was a heavy episode, so let’s lighten the mood by going through some very funny tweets!
Last night’s Married at First Sight trashfire recapped in excellent tweets:
Anthony and Selin are back on their bullshit. After almost getting along during the confessions letter task, they clashed when Selin had to rank the men on attractiveness. She seized the chance to make digs at Anthony, leading to her groom leaving in the middle of another argument.
If I was Anthony #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/M3tDuazNXy
— Scott (@spanner166) February 9, 2022
Taking a shot each time Selin said “you left” in the #mafs drinking game has just fucked me right up! #mafsau pic.twitter.com/tdA9aVzm7q
— Peteyskeets (@peteyskeets) February 9, 2022
Have you been subjected to the constant bickering between Selin and Anthony? You may be eligible for compensation!!!! #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/bsXUSTrY4X
— Ä▫️°′• (@caadiiska_dhig) February 9, 2022
NOT THE SOCK COVERING UP SELIN #MAFS pic.twitter.com/DStBoRkvA0
— darcy (@ddarcy_ace) February 9, 2022
Anthony returned to watch his audition tape with Selin but she didn’t pay attention — instead she texted the whole time. They get into another argument. What a mess.
Anthony opens up, about himself.
Selina: #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/fV6eDHk17W— Hero (@hierohero1) February 9, 2022
Selin are you purposely trying to be a demon? #MAFSAU #MAFS #MarriedAtFirstSight pic.twitter.com/ke6G799qxO
— reality tweets (@RealityTVTweet3) February 9, 2022
In happier news, Olivia and Jackson discovered via the values ranking task that their relationship priorities are perfectly aligned. Made for each other, confirmed!
WE LOVE LOVE ? #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/t9snzRm2u8
— regular maz (@pocketmaz) February 9, 2022
My vision board.#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/lW91VwVLe3
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) February 9, 2022
Can we just have 90 minutes of hearing about this gorgeous man’s life? #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/mz4LptrCfv
— Artemis (@easytiger7777) February 9, 2022
Dom has grown frustrated with Jack over the lack of intimacy in their relationship. From Jack’s side, he thought she didn’t want to have sex on her period, as he’s never done that with his exes. Jack then hosts a period sex intervention with Jackson and Al to get their input on what to do.
Quote of the show so far 'How hard is it to get a root' ……someone needs to remix that! #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/Dbn2dOgifF
— OnlyMAFS (@only_mafs) February 9, 2022
Ines had a twin sister she never told us all about in Domenica yeah?#MAFS pic.twitter.com/gzngNJn0d3
— JD?⛈??? (@JDDavis359) February 9, 2022
domenica i’d like to introduce you to my friend. i think y’all would get along real well #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/SjQtnJ4hXQ
— alysha (taylor’s version) (@intosneedy) February 9, 2022
Never thought I’d have to discuss period sex with my mum but here we are. Thanks. #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/pukIZs4bpq
— Sarah (@hellosarah__) February 9, 2022
And this is Al's face thinking right about now he wouldn't mind a bit of period sex. #MAFS #MAFSAustralia #mafsau pic.twitter.com/vu6iCRKYVB
— Elsie (@elsielou77) February 9, 2022
Ella and Mitch hit their first roadblock after Ella is left unimpressed with the hard-hitting questions Mitch asks her… which he had to Google.
And Ella and Mitch are exhibiting what sometimes happens when you jump right into the banging like monkeys phase. #mafsau #mafsaustralia pic.twitter.com/9Pu0jHdQwU
— MK (@MKMoore625) February 9, 2022
Mitch’s questions:
What is your last name?
Do you like pets?
Is Sunday a ‘fun day’ for you?
Do you like TikTok? #mafs #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia— マット (@mrosss74) February 9, 2022
Ella: hard hitting questions
Mitch: have you ever littered? #mafs #mafsau
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) February 9, 2022
If Mitch doesn't get a underwear modelling contract after this, we've failed as a show. #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) February 9, 2022
After threatening to leave the experiment, Andrew moves into a separate apartment to Holly. In a sweet gesture, Holly delivers cupcakes to Andrew on his daughter’s third birthday.
watching Andrew fake crying and trying to squeeze out a tear for the camera #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/X371pwF3tV
— ten (@ten_1996x) February 9, 2022
Are we sure Andrew isn't crying because he's not allowed outside to boost his number above 360? #MAFS
— SueC (@Ozbird) February 9, 2022
Me when my third marriage crumbles because of the consequences of my own actions #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/6CZBrFB7F8
— Unlucky Lingerie (@unluckylingerie) February 9, 2022
#MAFS Did she cook those cupcakes or just scoop the frosting into the cups???
— Gidgit VonLaRue (@GidgitVonLaRue) February 9, 2022
Plot twist, Holly put laxatives in the cupcakes.#MAFS #MAFSau #MarriedAtFirstSight pic.twitter.com/6OQUDCe0iR
— James Bing (@JamesBingTheO) February 9, 2022
Meanwhile, the vibes between Cody and Selina have gone from bad to worse after Cody revealed that part of his lack of attraction to Selina is due to her “nationality and look”. He told his new wife that her ethnicity was not something he’s “normally gone for,” and she wasn’t his “personal preference,” leaving Selina devastated.
Australia to Cody… FOR? REAL? pic.twitter.com/bK6Slsz77s
— TV ??Junkie (@ammestar) February 9, 2022
Cody is, and I can’t stress this strongly enough, an idiot. #mafs #mafsau
— Ben Shute (@Ben_Shute) February 9, 2022
Selina my schlong just is not into you #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/61uxPGGcHP
— Succulent Chinese Meal (@Julxxx0) February 9, 2022
Cody not seeing that he is absolutely punching with Selina. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/CJFWkIKk3i
— MedRed (@med_redd) February 9, 2022
Cody just wants someone blonde and beachy. #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/OgiIdi7RvD
— Tina Burke (@teeburke_) February 9, 2022
Selina is unsure whether she will stay in the experiment and our hearts go out to her. These men!!!
Selina. You can do much better than Cody.#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/giZm4Zdi0N
— Just Sue. (@SueKennedy19) February 9, 2022
Hmm. Cody. #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/Hkr6SeiMAa
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) February 9, 2022