Tonight’s Messy AF ‘MAFS’ Retold Via The Best Tweets
Boy oh boy. Do you all need a stiff drink too? Fireball shots anyone?
Tonight’s dinner party episode of Married At First Sight gave us the type of drama no one had really asked for. After it was revealed that Michael and Hayley shared a drunken kiss (according to Hayley but denied by Michael), things escalated when a video emerged of David scrubbing the toilet with Hayley’s toothbrush.
While it’s unknown if she did or didn’t use the contaminated toothbrush (firstly it was said she hadn’t, but by the end it seemed like maybe she had), either way we can all agree it’s absolutely despicable behaviour.
As always, Married At First Sight has become a show with a huge life lesson: don’t treat anyone in your life the way these people treat each other on our screens.
Here are the best tweets from tonight’s dinner party clusterf*ck:
Stacey and Hayley sit down to chat about Hayley kissing Michael, but Stacey doesn’t fully believe Hayley because, she’s uh… a lawyer?
“I am a graduated lawyer, this won’t stand in court.”#MAFS pic.twitter.com/dnbwC5dzPl
— Mabez 🐲 (@soundslikemabez) February 26, 2020
I’m so pleased Stacey’s law degree has set her up for a successful series of #MAFS
— Ben Shute (@Ben_Shute) February 26, 2020
WAIT WAIT WAIT. How the fuck can you hook up with another woman’s husband but say you care about her #MAFS
— Lord Matthew Whiting (@fi5haa) February 26, 2020
How do you go from being “IM THERE FOR YOU STACE” to “yes I kissed your husband” #MAFS pic.twitter.com/1mjSaiAnZ3
— Wreck It Roger (@PetalStrike) February 26, 2020
Haley- I just want Stacey to know if she needs me, I have her back #mafs pic.twitter.com/Ere4H5fx6p
— zarajane (@ZaraJane_xo) February 26, 2020
Stacey: "I'm going to turn a steam train onto her at the dinner party"
The train: #MAFS pic.twitter.com/4JIRAx3yb5— PUNKEE (@itspunkee) February 26, 2020
You can see the moment Stacey’s heart breaks #MAFS pic.twitter.com/AoH1MEXVEN
— Tom Ford (@TomFord83) February 26, 2020
We find out David used Hayley’s toothbrush to scrub their toilet and Hayley’s bringing it to the dinner party
How can David say Hayley makes herself look stupid whilst wearing that shirt. #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Danny G (@DANZleMANZ) February 26, 2020
Riddle me this? #MAFS pic.twitter.com/yuVJCFkE3V
— Tom Ford (@TomFord83) February 26, 2020
David with the toothbrush:#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/abiImpl9hm
— Stweetheart (@stweet_heart) February 26, 2020
Note to self: if you cheat on someone, buy a new toothbrush #MAFS
— Bibs (@BibsWWPD) February 26, 2020
I’ve missed a few episodes but I’m so glad I’m back in time for toothbrush-gate #MAFS pic.twitter.com/KSUfL8b5S8
— Kylie Rallings (@k_rallings) February 26, 2020
Lol at the toothbrush situation, nothing will ever beat this legendary toothbrush scene 🤣 #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/8qQMhiCrbA
— Mary J. Wahna (@MaryWahna) February 26, 2020
The dinner pre-drinks is just a hectic mess of everyone trying to figure out what the hell happened with Hayley and Michael
If someone put your toothbrush in the toilet though, as if you wouldn't cheat on them. #mafs #mafsau
— O'Malley (@Skualg) February 26, 2020
David: "I haven't done anything wrong in this scenario"….apart from throwing her toothbrush in the toilet which is pretty close to being about the worst thing you can do #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Colonel Kickhead (@colonelkickhead) February 26, 2020
Remember when Michael made Steve look like a complete arsehole in front of the whole group…. aint karma a bitch! #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/DsXZVfna4j
— Brizey68 (@BV2268) February 26, 2020
The whole of Australia be like when Michael walks in: #MAFS pic.twitter.com/6ji6uLsCTZ
— seapunk aesthete 💮 (@BiancaNeveXO) February 26, 2020
Michael makes a speech at the dinner party but denied pashing Hayley
Michael: I've always told the truth
Also Michael:#MAFS pic.twitter.com/zsXTf7K1Ba
— Kylie Rallings (@k_rallings) February 26, 2020
The awkward moment when no one knew about the lap dancing #MAFS pic.twitter.com/XGw15wzZKG
— What_Social_Commentary (@CommentaryWhat) February 26, 2020
Michael sounds like a policeman recounting a crime on TV.
"I entered the room and at that time I saw a female. I proceeded to hook up with said female." #MAFS— Andrew Masters (@Lakitoo) February 26, 2020
Stacey goes OFF at Hayley while somehow defending Michael
"Michael is genuinely a good guy" #mafs pic.twitter.com/MNTjyeYO3m
— Jacinta (@CaptainJacFrost) February 26, 2020
“You betrayed me! I let you use my kitchen to bake your banana bread!” 😂😂😂😂 #mafs #mafsau
— John Dean (@JohnDean_) February 26, 2020
Stacey is going to make the WORST lawyer.
“Your honour, the deceased took advantage of the killer’s loaded gun.”#MAFS pic.twitter.com/N5aSgjt3RG
— battle womb (@MsGanoosh) February 26, 2020
“michael is genuinely a good guy”
stacey, sis, no #MAFS pic.twitter.com/nEU81VkwXQ— indi 🌹 (@indybeee3) February 26, 2020
Stacey: Michael would move mountains for me
Michael: *can not last one night with his wife out of town* #MAFS— Dash Jayasuriya (@gameonmoll) February 26, 2020
So Hayley is the only one to blame and Michael was drunk and taken advantage of?!!! FFS is this 2020? Stacey open your eyes babe. At least Hayley fessed up. Michel is a lying snake #MAFS
— Taryn (@tazz_in_cbr) February 26, 2020
'They haven't even had entree!' Good one Mel #mafsau #mafs pic.twitter.com/ImGRnb1ow0
— Julie_Athanasiou (@JulieAthanasiou) February 26, 2020
Thank God Aleks and Ivan were once again saving the day by being completely normal, lovely humans
The REAL MVP of this week is Ivan.
He's coming off as absolute Million dollars. Champion! 🙌🏻#MAFS #MAFSAustralia #MAFSAU
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) February 26, 2020
glad that ivan and aleks are able to support hayley with stacey going off at her while acknowledging that what she did was terrible #MAFS
— سمية (@sumyianasim) February 26, 2020
IVAN IS SPITTING STRAIGHT FACTS #mafs
— Jacinta (@CaptainJacFrost) February 26, 2020
Three weeks ago: Get this Ivan dickhead off TV
Today: I would DIE for this level-headed and well-adjusted king #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Bridget (@staybridget) February 26, 2020
Aleks doesn’t say much at these dinner parties, but when she does, ya girl speaks truth. pic.twitter.com/ncQmcvvkBB
— Rachael (@RachaelLeigh21x) February 26, 2020
YESSSS ALEKS! Good on Aleks for calling out Stacy and Michael and forcing Stacy to face the truth that Michael is a jerk and in the wrong #MAFS
— Mabez 🐲 (@soundslikemabez) February 26, 2020
Trying to work out why Ivan keeps getting more attractive.. went from a 2 to a solid 9 #MAFSAU #mafs pic.twitter.com/ZBogTRnw0A
— Rachel Grace (@rach4xav) February 25, 2020
Hayley reveals the grotty toothbrush and video of David scrubbing the toilet
Every time I think this show can’t get any more twisted, Hayley pulls a toothbrush covered in her own shit out of her bra (????) and flings it across the dinner table at her husband’s head, who is dressed like the Riddler for some reason. #mafs
— Alana Calvert (@AlanaCalvert) February 26, 2020
Best thing tonight is David walking off into the sunset! WTF was that head wobble about??? #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/Dt81jUinfm
— ⚡️ Craig 💨💦 Ⓥ (@ZERP_589) February 26, 2020
There's never been a more perfect time for an ad break like this:#mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/pHUwiKBQK8
— O'Malley (@Skualg) February 26, 2020
All of us continuing to watch this absolute dumpster fire #MAFS pic.twitter.com/onmNKz3yYc
— Kylie Rallings (@k_rallings) February 26, 2020
David walking out of the dinner party #MAFS pic.twitter.com/atvzXfoFQY
— Olivia (@olivia_noakes) February 26, 2020
Can we get Cyrell back just to scream at Michael that he is not, in fact, King Dingaling #mafs pic.twitter.com/5n7TcX1mbo
— Ben Shute (@Ben_Shute) February 23, 2020
Natasha and Mikey really made the right choice not showing up to the dinner party
All of Australia is probably wishing they are Natasha and Mikey not having to watch this shit #mafs #MAFSAU
— maeve&torrie (@MaeveTorrie) February 26, 2020