Tonight’s ‘MAFS’ Commitment Ceremony Retold Via Hilarious Tweets
Welcome back to another commitment ceremony of Married at First Sight, where we firmly believe none of these couples are really going to fall in love by the end but we still have at least another month to go until we find out.
We said goodbye to TWO couples tonight, with Natasha and Mikey amicably parting ways, while Hayley and David were finally forced to leave their toxic relationship by the experts. Yes, you read that right: Hayley tried to write ‘Stay’ on her card as a form of punishment for David’s toothbrush act and, tbh, we’re glad to see the last of these two.
The other couples aren’t exactly the definition of happiness either. Cathy and Josh are rocky, Mishel just really wants to get laid but Steve wants to “make love” when he’s ready, and idk why Connie and Jonethen are still here tbh. Oh yeah, and Michael ended up writing ‘Stay’ on his card, forcing Stacey to spend another seven days with him. Normal behaviour.
Thank God for Ivan and Aleks, and BRING ON THE INTRUDERS.
Hands up those who couldn't watch #mafs without Twitter? pic.twitter.com/KPbZsPcbAA
— ✨Alexandra Popovic✨ (@VIPVirtualSols) March 1, 2020
Here’s tonight’s Married at First Sight commitment ceremony retold via the best tweets:
The couples (and us tbh) are still dealing with the fallout from the dinner party
Rooting around on your wife is not being a "Lads lad" Michael…not even a pretend one. #fuckwit #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/mB6zHRZIZY
— Brizey68 (@BV2268) March 1, 2020
Michael: “I’ve always been. lads lad”
Translation: I’m a drunken man child that never accepts responsibility, and treats women badly. #MAFS #mafsau
— One Angry Eyebrow (Fat Thor Impersonator) (@angry_eyebrow) March 1, 2020
Imagine trying this hard to make a fake marriage work with a stranger that you pretty much hate ##MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/Grjp9LjHAE
— Nope (@robyn56436920) March 1, 2020
Listening to these couples talk about their “relationships” and knowing they already broke up
##MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/7PNd2gLSio
— Nope (@robyn56436920) March 1, 2020
Aleks and Ivan were the first couple on the therapy couch, which means things were pretty much downhill from there
Ivan is the Steven Bradbury of Married at First Sight… #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/QzOqdAKUbv
— One Angry Eyebrow (Fat Thor Impersonator) (@angry_eyebrow) March 1, 2020
Trish, “so, have you had sex yet?” #MAFS pic.twitter.com/TglOT84vG7
— Emily Tammes (@EmilyTammes) March 1, 2020
Aleks: 'It felt as if Ivan's parents gave birth to me, too…' #MAFS pic.twitter.com/6mhvePGuEi
— seapunk aesthete 💮 (@BiancaNeveXO) March 1, 2020
Ivan is, BY FAR, the best person in this experiment right now.#MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/uXeCZGTohg
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) March 1, 2020
Josh and Cathy looked about as happy divorced parents
the mans wearing thongs for fucks sake don’t let him hurt you cathy #MAFS
— rach 🌸 (@rachdotcom) March 1, 2020
Josh throws Cathy under the bus, threatens to leave her, and thinks a 3 day fight spells the end for their relationship
Experts: Cathy this is your fault because you don’t talk#MAFS #MAFSAU
— JR Smith search party leader (@FirzForever) March 1, 2020
That distance on the couch #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/lbzlmrk3vr
— Trace ⚘ (@toreshiiangel) March 1, 2020
Mikey and Natasha opted to leave the experiment as friends
The producers watching the couples dropping like flies #MAFS pic.twitter.com/nAoBAHJag9
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) March 1, 2020
“Why didn’t you come to the dinner party?”
“All these people are fuckheads and terrible dinner conversation” #MAFS
— Steph B (@TheSBatman) March 1, 2020
Didn't Mikey apparently hook up with Stacey? And don't Vanessa briefly leave cos she just couldn't cope with the show? Why is this breakup so calm??? #MAFS pic.twitter.com/yBNkzRrz8a
— seapunk aesthete 💮 (@BiancaNeveXO) March 1, 2020
Steve and Mishel both chose to stay, and Mishel just wants to have sex already
What's with the experts trying to force people to have sex when they don't want to?? #mafs pic.twitter.com/8Aiu7cixUc
— Jacinta (@CaptainJacFrost) March 1, 2020
i really didn’t want to hear Steve talking about ‘making love’ but thanks i guess #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/FoYWKH0wO0
— alysha (@intosneedy) March 1, 2020
Mishel: Maybe we should have sex.
Steve:#MAFS pic.twitter.com/1t3vtqaiKI
— Bree Live Tweet (@breelivetweet) March 1, 2020
The group blew up at Michael, calling him a liar
Australia watching Mishel yell at Michael & call him out #MAFS pic.twitter.com/wf3ik37yUU
— Weslee #TeamShonee (@WSpark98NZ) March 1, 2020
Michael: In my mind I did not kiss Hayley.
In my mind I'm a six foot supermodel. #mafs
— Nez (@fraggle73) March 1, 2020
Michael talks like a footy player at a press conference where he has to apologise for a viral video where he pissed into a dog's mouth#MAFS
— Rose Callaghan (@operation_rosie) March 1, 2020
How Stacy became a qualified lawyer #MAFSAU #MAFs pic.twitter.com/nCcwWK2FUf
— Ròse (@slayth3nrose) March 1, 2020
Watching your IG story the next morning like… #MAFS pic.twitter.com/q0RSW9Rfky
— Channel 9 (@Channel9) March 1, 2020
And Michael forced Stacey to stay another week after she had written ‘Leave’
I did VCE Legal Studies in Year 11, so I have it on good authority that Michael's a dipshit… #MAFS pic.twitter.com/RVBnsG4sz3
— seapunk aesthete 💮 (@BiancaNeveXO) March 1, 2020
I wonder if Stacey’s an admitted lawyer at the same bar Michael got kicked out of… #MAFS
— Megan Pustetto (@meganpustetto) March 1, 2020
… when the music changes to a minor key #MAFS pic.twitter.com/ReD9n0kXS3
— Kath2015DG (@Kath2015DG) March 1, 2020
What a master class in gaslighting manipulative behaviour #MAFS pic.twitter.com/MeD7wK3VTz
— Nathan Brown (@nathanbrown90) March 1, 2020
All of Australia listening to Michael’s BS #MAFS pic.twitter.com/EHJXIlQRQU
— Weslee #TeamShonee (@WSpark98NZ) March 1, 2020
Everyone: “Michael we don’t believe you!”
Literally everyone: “Michael we don’t believe you!”
Stacey (an admitted lawyer): “I’m an admitted lawyer. I’m an admitted lawyer. I’m an admitted lawyer. I might believe him.”#MAFSAU #MAFS
— Laura (@DazedAndFoxed) March 1, 2020
Connie and Jonethen, well, they’re still there. Connie opted to leave while Johnny had written ‘Stay’
I finally figured out who Jonethen looks like.. took me forever but it came to me #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/QlBJuM2zDE
— Loddy (@sumwheresmiling) March 1, 2020
I swear to god if I have to hear about the thumbs-up emoji/bowling saga any longer I’m gonna throw my TV down the stairs #MAFS
— ezmendez (@ezmedez) March 1, 2020
Johnny and Connie? #MAFS pic.twitter.com/vDQYNsmKFN
— 🄺🄰🅃🄸🄴 🇦🇺💕🇬🇧 3 days (@katiewats0n) March 1, 2020
Did every god damn bloke on this show lose their socks?? #MAFS
— ezmendez (@ezmedez) March 1, 2020
Finally, the experts kicked David and Hayley out of the experiment after Hayley tried to get revenge on David by writing ‘Stay’
Hayley wrote stay. Literally no one is surprised. #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/j0k3SvWEvk
— Barrels (@Uncle_Barrels) March 1, 2020
What the fuck is a creme de la crumb? #MAFS pic.twitter.com/DSaA6zWbcc
— Amanda Cannons (@x0xAmandax0x) March 1, 2020
Everyone when they see Hayley choosing to stay.#MAFSAU #MAFS #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/PjTCIz4Oxs
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) March 1, 2020
All of Australia right now #MAFS pic.twitter.com/AfsoTgIEbo
— Weslee #TeamShonee (@WSpark98NZ) March 1, 2020
Why couldn’t you free Stacey from Michaels toxic ass tho ? #MAFS pic.twitter.com/9lB77HyMI4
— Ingrid (@ingridatkins) March 1, 2020
The experts saying "there are certain standards we have to adhere to"#mafs pic.twitter.com/Dr3fuZ03iq
— Rose Callaghan (@operation_rosie) March 1, 2020