‘Married At First Sight’ Episode 2 Retold Through Funny Tweets
There are a few constants in life: taxes, death, Aussie political spills every few days or so, me redownloading dating apps after swearing off them for life and Married at First Sight airing four nights a week.
Tonight we saw two new couples be paired up by our favourite experts, regardless of their low success rate when it comes to matching. We saw the first same-sex wedding on the show since same-sex marriages were legalised in Australia and we also saw dominant Natasha on her hunt for an alpha male who wasn’t her dad’s age.
There wasn’t a dry eye in the house watching Amanda and Tash get married, and Mikey’s endearing affable nature won us all over. Once again, I am projecting everything I felt onto whoever is reading this and just assuming you agree with me.
Here’s episode 2 of Married At First Sight retold via the best tweets:
Firstly, we caught up on last night’s married couples to see if they survived night one
To be honest, moving in after one date is pretty much lesbian culture, so #MAFS has got something right at least
— Jules LeFevre (@jules_lefevre) February 4, 2020
When you're waiting for your one night stand to leave and they won't take the hint so you just feign death #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/ZE6IwBaY9y
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) February 4, 2020
The experts then got to work setting up our two new couples, yet they STILL ignored the snacks in front of them
How have they not taken bites out of those macaroons ?! #MAFSAU #MAFS
— Mischief Managed ⚡️ (@sonya_orlova1) February 4, 2020
Will one of the relationship experts just eat a bloody Kingston already – it’s annoying me! #mafs #stackedbiscuits
— Sir Hornbag (@hornery) February 4, 2020
Me getting up early and ACTUALLY going to my booked spin class. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/lTEk96woJc
— 9Honey (@9HoneyAU) February 4, 2020
“She’s one of the strongest personalities we’ve ever had..”
Assume the brace position because that’s one hell of a statement following Cyclone Cyrell and co#MAFS
— Nez (@fraggle73) February 4, 2020
Me facing my family @ Christmas every year #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/ZkER1Yawvz
— PUNKEE (@itspunkee) February 4, 2020
Why don’t the psychs just come out and say that these two people seem like they’d create the biggest shit storm if paired together #MAFSAU #MAFS
— David Mungdy (@FirzForever) February 4, 2020
Every season of this show brings new, baffling glimpses into the strange world and culture of Sydney's Northern Beaches. #MAFSAU #MAFS
— Alana Calvert (@AlanaCalvert) February 4, 2020
We learned Natasha is very intimidating to men. She’s a very strong woman! An alpha female! It was only mentioned 157 times in the episode
Natasha is going to eat Mikey alive. #MAFS
— Nez (@fraggle73) February 4, 2020
#MAFS #MAFSAU. Plot twist: Natasha discovers she's dated Mikey's dad.
— Scaramouche (@MsZeli) February 4, 2020
Everyone got very emotional during Amanda and Tash’s wedding
I underestimated how emotional I'd be over gay #MAFS I'm embarrassing myself yikes
— Lucy 🦊 (@LucyFox96) February 4, 2020
I HAVE GOOSEBUMPS THIS IS THE SWEETEST THING EVER #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/Sb1VlORfAU
— alysha (@intosneedy) February 4, 2020
The graphic! ❤️❤️❤️👰🏼👰🏼 #MAFS pic.twitter.com/JvJHfT2uf9
— Dean Nye (@Dean_Nye) February 4, 2020
Well I would already die for Amanda and Tash and this is how I get drawn into every damn show with a queer storyline it’s happened again goddammit. #MAFS
— Jules LeFevre (@jules_lefevre) February 4, 2020
the three stages to full equality: the postal survey, the parliamentary vote, and the first lesbian wedding on #MAFS
— Lane Sainty (@lanesainty) February 4, 2020
Watching the women’s ceremony on Married At First Sight. Fun fact: this is actually considered ‘taking it slow’ in a lesbian relationship. #MAFSAU #MAFS
— Alice Clarke (@Alicedkc) February 4, 2020
Mikey during his wedding photoshoot was really… something.
#MAFS is mikey doing this for a school date
— Trent (@trentmayne7) February 4, 2020
OMG MIKEY DID NOT JUST KISS HER WITH HIS EYES OPEN. This is bringing back some serious PTSD from year 7 pash sessions behind the bicycle shed #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/Up4ZsrVtBW
— Beebb (@BiancaAkbari) February 4, 2020
Mikey has never had a photo taken in his life #mafs
— Ben Shute (@Ben_Shute) February 4, 2020
Tash’s bridesmaids did their best protective BFFS acting but came across a little more “evil stepsisters”
These bridesmaids need some neck tatts if they’re going to go full protective brother mode #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Sarah (@_SarahKAnderson) February 4, 2020
Amanda is could crush those bridesmaids. I saw her guns before she put that jacket on #MAFS pic.twitter.com/JIePQpfL6V
— Georgia MacGuire (@blackgin) February 4, 2020
Tash’s bridesmaids rn #MAFS pic.twitter.com/pQImfu2orM
— ✨Alexandra Popovic✨ (@VIPVirtualSols) February 4, 2020
Her friends need to chill out #MAFS pic.twitter.com/AoXYWyD9Zp
— jay ⁷ (@TrulyUnbiased_) February 4, 2020
"We're connection people," said the bridesmaid who passive aggressively suggested someone was jailed for fraud 😒 #MAFS
— Shalailah Medhora (@shalailah) February 4, 2020
And Mikey danced it out after his best man did his best to embarrass him
Best man: "I don't want to embarrass Mikey but…..up until year 9 he slept in the same bed as his mum"…..jesus titty fucking christ….go a little harder next time why don't you! #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Colonel Kickhead (@colonelkickhead) February 4, 2020
Mikey’s first dance #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/TZqM9K09wf
— Harvey Specter The Cav (@SpecterCav) February 4, 2020
Mikey reminds me of a young Michael J Fox #MAFS pic.twitter.com/0RAqc1JzqO
— Atlas (@Atlas_B) February 4, 2020
Mikey: "Shit I'm a bit nervous and shy .. "
Also Mikey: .. #mafs #marriedatfirstsight #9married #9mafs #marriedatfirstsightau #mafsau @MarriedAU pic.twitter.com/YoNB98VXl6
— Claire Elizabeth (@cccllaaaiiirree) February 4, 2020