‘Married At First Sight’ Episode 2 Retold Through Funny Tweets

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There are a few constants in life: taxes, death, Aussie political spills every few days or so, me redownloading dating apps after swearing off them for life and Married at First Sight airing four nights a week.

Tonight we saw two new couples be paired up by our favourite experts, regardless of their low success rate when it comes to matching. We saw the first same-sex wedding on the show since same-sex marriages were legalised in Australia and we also saw dominant Natasha on her hunt for an alpha male who wasn’t her dad’s age.

There wasn’t a dry eye in the house watching Amanda and Tash get married, and Mikey’s endearing affable nature won us all over. Once again, I am projecting everything I felt onto whoever is reading this and just assuming you agree with me.

Here’s episode 2 of Married At First Sight retold via the best tweets:

Firstly, we caught up on last night’s married couples to see if they survived night one

The experts then got to work setting up our two new couples, yet they STILL ignored the snacks in front of them

We learned Natasha is very intimidating to men. She’s a very strong woman! An alpha female! It was only mentioned 157 times in the episode

Everyone got very emotional during Amanda and Tash’s wedding

Mikey during his wedding photoshoot was really… something.

Tash’s bridesmaids did their best protective BFFS acting but came across a little more “evil stepsisters”

And Mikey danced it out after his best man did his best to embarrass him