Tonight’s Commitment Ceremony Retold Via Funny Tweets
As The Clash once said, “should I stay or should I go?” and we were once again faced with this question during tonight’s commitment ceremony episode of Married at First Sight. OK, sure not us personally, but the couples we’ve dedicated the last six weeks of our lives to were asked once again if they’d stay or leave the experiment.
This commitment ceremony had it all: a couple chose to leave, a couple declared their (seemingly platonic) love for each other, and a couple ghosted the whole damn thing! Who even knew that was a choice?!
Yep, Aleks and Ivan did not show up to face the wrath of the group, a decision that sent angry shockwaves through our remaining couples. Josh and Cathy finally put us all out of our misery and called it quits, and for some reason Connie and Jonethen are still there even though most of us have to Google their names every episode.
Let’s just get straight to the best tweets of the night, shall we?
Here’s tonight’s commitment ceremony retold via the best tweets:
Everyone is still wildly confused after the last dinner party.
Now I know why Australia has been hoarding toilet paper – to prepare for the sh*tshow that is tonight's #MAFS commitment ceremony pic.twitter.com/kD5jwA3HsM
— Kath2015DG (@Kath2015DG) March 15, 2020
Wow i honestly cannot stand every single one of these couples. They make me sick, yes i will keep watching. #MAFS #MAFSAU
— liz anya (@_heleenx) March 15, 2020
Ivan and Aleks decide to ghost the whole commitment ceremony & the others aren’t happy… especially Michael.
Michael, do you know how many the #MAFSAU community wanted you to walk out of the commitment ceremony? 😏 #MAFS #mafsaunz pic.twitter.com/4KtmjCxKaD
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) March 15, 2020
#MAFS poor doctor Trish she never got to the bottom of Ivan and aleks intimacy
— The Bajman (@The_Bajman) March 15, 2020
Michael you are still a piece of shit even if you didn’t leave too #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/CxJT4H8L6n
— Tara Monteiro (@taraa_yo) March 15, 2020
Michael and Josh:
Can't wait to grill the fuck out of IvanIvan: #MAFS pic.twitter.com/3R8iFgRFY6
— JW (@J_warfe) March 15, 2020
Steve and Mishel say they love each other… for some reason?
Only on #MAFS can you write "leave" one week and the next week say "I love you" and have no-one bat an eyelid
— Andrew Culkin (@CulkinAndrew) March 15, 2020
HOW DO MISHEL AND STEVE STILL LIKE EACH OTHER?? ALL THEY DO IS FIGHT! #MAFS pic.twitter.com/2zQ4Kesmi9
— seapunk aesthete 💮 (@BiancaNeveXO) March 15, 2020
Steve and Michelle idea of more hugging #MAFS #mafsaunz #mafsau pic.twitter.com/mCvNmxjD9h
— Andy Vee (@vee_andy) March 15, 2020
Connie voted stay, Johnny voted leave but then said he was happy to go to Connie’s homestay, confusing everyone.
Johnnie stuck in the aged old dilemma of …
'I don't like this person at all, but I really want to stay on TV'#MAFS #MAFSAustralia
— Tom (@rockybalbowie) March 15, 2020
Is it just me or does Johnny always look like he is surprised by everything Connie has to say. Like he’s never heard her speak?? #mafs
— Dean Nye (@Dean_Nye) March 15, 2020
Jonethen sitting there while Connie talks about her feelings while he feels nothing #MAFS pic.twitter.com/avH6HSWil5
— Bree Live Tweet (@breelivetweet) March 15, 2020
Connie: “I’m confused by these feeling, but I miss him when he’s gone.”
Johnny: #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/8OA2TFUqPa— The Purity Of Evil (@ThePurityOfEvil) March 15, 2020
"Weirdly I was hoping she'd write STAY."
Johno you dumb bastard 😂#MAFS #MAFSAU #mafsaunz pic.twitter.com/1pw7Yd5YVi
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) March 15, 2020
Enjoy the homestay with Connie's mum #mafs
— Grace irvin (@irvin_grace) March 15, 2020
Rumour : Connies mum returns on Wednesday night and gives the three judges an uppercut 🥊 #MAFS #MAFSAU
— MSS (@OMCG_NEWS) March 15, 2020
Lizzie and Seb told the experts they banged.
Lizzie and Seb: WE HAD SEX….Trish: #MAFS pic.twitter.com/5hKlezsKQ1
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) March 15, 2020
Trish is a hologram. They recorded her once saying ‘How’s your intimacy going?’ and just replay 10 times per episode. #mafs
— Amanda (@tartanthermos) March 15, 2020
Drew and KC still aren’t over Cornelius.
Imagine spending time with a panel of experts discussing a stuffed toy #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/DwZr454CEx
— Jodie (@jodielongton) March 15, 2020
If I have to hear KC call another soft toy that isn’t actually a bear, a teddy… #MAFS pic.twitter.com/3jeeS1DpoN
— TValyce (@TValyce) March 15, 2020
🚨 DISCLAIMER: No teddy bear was harmed during this experiment. 🚨 #MAFS pic.twitter.com/zb2QVvsReH
— Married At First Sight (@MarriedAU) March 15, 2020
Cathy and Josh finally decided to leave each other and put us all out of our misery.
Josh already knows what he’s writing down tonight#MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/5G5QeTVj1m
— Las Wijayatilake (@LasandroFlores) March 15, 2020
Cathy: you lied to me, threw me under the bus, humiliate me and refuse to listen to me
Josh: yeah but you stayed up late #MAFS #MAFSAU
— JR Smith search party leader (@FirzForever) March 15, 2020
Cathy is finally free from Josh #MAFS pic.twitter.com/HxounYfgxr
— Weslee #TeamShonee (@WSpark98NZ) March 15, 2020
Me literally every time I watch #MAFS pic.twitter.com/gTtQRKsp3T
— Bree Live Tweet (@breelivetweet) March 15, 2020