Tonight’s Boys & Girls’ Night Episode Of ‘MAFS’ Retold Via The Funniest Tweets
What’s the one consistent thing we can rely on right now? No, not the government, silly. The answer is simple: we can rely on Married at First Sight taking over an hour or more of our lives on a nightly basis making us briefly forget there are much worse things happening.
Who knew MAFS would be the escape we all needed? MAFS is the friend who will greet us at the end of a dark road, wrap their arms around us and whisper sweet nothings into our ears like, “sure, I know you’re worried right now, but we’ve got an explosive video of Michael hooking up with Hayley to take your mind off of things.”
Ahhh sweet, sweet escapism.
If you’ve been watching a lot of TV (let’s be real, we all have), tonight’s episode has been teasing the return of old cast members for a boys and girls night, where it was revealed Vanessa had a video of Michael and Hayley hooking up. It’s the evidence Lawyer Stayey has needed this whole time.
But don’t get too settled in. As always on MAFS, things aren’t always what they seem…
Well, let’s get into it. Here’s episode 29 (!) of MAFS retold via the best tweets:
Jonethen is still in isolation with Connie against his will.
Jonathen writes down "leave"
Connie writes down "stay"
Jonathen grazes Connie's knee with his finger, ever so gently
Connie: "wow. what an amazing man."#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/7jfvksMCIj
— Las Wijayatilake (@LasandroFlores) March 22, 2020
Who do I call to get Connie some half decent therapy? #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/fUOviawYZ4
— Courtney (@thatwitchx) March 22, 2020
They just wasted 13 mins of our life with that boring first segment. 🧐#MAFSAU #MAFS #mafsaunz pic.twitter.com/SF5VghfG1G
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) March 22, 2020
Mishel just wants an intimate cuddle from Steve and they argue again about their connection and whether it’s romantic or not.
Are Mishel and Connie related or did they both go to The School Of Delusional? #MAFS pic.twitter.com/SqmoR7YaIC
— ✨Alexandra Popovic✨ (@VIPVirtualSols) March 22, 2020
Mishel obviously thinks that spooning will lead to forking. #MAFSAU #MAFS
— Jess. (@CaptainJessFace) March 22, 2020
Brb calling all sex ‘intimate cuddle’ from now on #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia
— mimi petrakis (@MimiPetrakis) March 22, 2020
Hey producers, watching two couples friend zone each other to death is not sexy or fun to watch #MAFS
— Annie Clark (@anniefitness) March 22, 2020
Woohoo, and not just for my Sims! Mishel and Steve decide to share a bed together… except nothing happened.
Steve at the last commitment ceremony: 'I'd totally die for this woman, she's my wife!'
Steve, now: #MAFS pic.twitter.com/efWt3jJbjh
— seapunk aesthete 💮 (@BiancaNeveXO) March 22, 2020
FMD STEVE INTIMATELY HUG THE WOMAN BEFORE I DIE FROM THE EMBARRASSMENT OF MISHEL'S DESPERATION
— shiesty (@bishcheese) March 22, 2020
Mishel to Steve:#MAFS pic.twitter.com/cqR7WOg22d
— Susan 🌷 (@NovaStar77) March 22, 2020
We finally arrive, a good hour later, to the hyped-up boys and girls’ night, a night filmed long ago before we were all forced into self-isolation.
I can't wait until we see all these people isolate themselves back into obscurity… 😂 #MAFS pic.twitter.com/DuMmqoccjb
— seapunk aesthete 💮 (@BiancaNeveXO) March 22, 2020
I cannot stress how glad I am that these horrendous humans can’t complete the #MAFS cycle by doing the nightclub and radio rounds #socialisolation
— Clementine Ford 🧟♀️ (@clementine_ford) March 22, 2020
Mikey and Chris descend on boys night and Michael starts to get nervous when the ghost of Hayley is brought up.
Johno's more excited at seeing Chris and Mikey than he does seeing Connie 😂#MAFS #MAFSAU #mafsaunz
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) March 22, 2020
Michael as Chris walks in #MAFSAU #mafs pic.twitter.com/IP46fIX9RF
— deadplant15 (@deadplant15) March 22, 2020
“Apparently” you did kiss her. Oh wow Chris you really spiced things up and brought in new information for us all to absorb. #MAFS #MAFSau
— millhouse (@lightastrike) March 22, 2020
How fast would you leave the bar if you spotted that table of dudes #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/1FPovNy0R5
— Courtney (@thatwitchx) March 22, 2020
MICHAEL: I didn’t do anything wrong on #MAFS and, in fact, comported myself as a gentleman who…
CHRIS: There’s video footage
MICHAEL: pic.twitter.com/rRKswzLdlY
— Jake Watt (@JakeChatty) March 22, 2020
‘Sorry I was drunk, I don’t remember’ -Ancient Aussie Proverb#MAFS
— Tassie Codriver (@tassie_codriver) March 22, 2020
Meanwhile Poppy, Cathy, Amanda, Vanessa and Hayley blow into the girls’ night.
How many times is Poppy going to mention she misses her kids tonight? #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Arianne Rich (@ariannerrich) March 22, 2020
love how they've been building everything up like crazy and now there's 20 mins left and nothing has happened #MAFS
— s (@sumyianasim) March 22, 2020
i never thought i’d be saying this but i’m actually so ridiculously excited to see Hayley again #MAFS #MAFSAU
— alysha (@intosneedy) March 22, 2020
Hayley walking into the reunion #MAFS pic.twitter.com/JonuEFI12s
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) March 22, 2020
Vanessa tells her eyewitness account of what happened with Hayley and Michael.
They saved up all of Chris and Vanessas air time for this moment, people may remember you after this, but most likely not#MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/oQOfSWaOLE
— Tara Monteiro (@taraa_yo) March 22, 2020
VANESSAAAAAA #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/2O35eMHGK9
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 22, 2020
Vanessa, your NOT doing amazing sweetie #MAFS pic.twitter.com/YdQwbpAc9r
— ✨ b a b y ✨ (@violettfemmes) March 22, 2020
It turns out the video of Hayley and Michael hooking up doesn’t exist, which meant lawyer Stacey didn’t have the evidence she needed to proceed.
Stacey would make a great defence lawyer actually, cause she’s really good at denying the horrible truth when it’s right in front of her. #MAFS
— Emily Tammes (@EmilyTammes) March 22, 2020
Stacey confronted with actual evidence #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/Y2W0LGJebS
— mimi petrakis (@MimiPetrakis) March 22, 2020
We need Cyrell back to sort out Michael #MAFS pic.twitter.com/0MVxxEdkFf
— Susan 🌷 (@NovaStar77) March 22, 2020
there’s no video. okay bye, i might as well go back to playing animal crossing! #MAFS #MAFSAU
— alysha (@intosneedy) March 22, 2020
staceys law degree#Mafs pic.twitter.com/ncnWSvOZWA
— TU8⭐️🇹🇻 (@SekiTonyy) March 22, 2020
Expectation: Shows ad about video..
Australia: ooh so keen for this.
Reality: no video.
Australia..#MAFSAU #mafs pic.twitter.com/0D0nawb7Po
— AMY ⭐️ (@amyjane_76) March 22, 2020
You know things are bad when Connie announces that she'd rather spend time with Johnethen. #MAFS
— Mr Evil Breakfast (@evilbreakfast) March 22, 2020
We get left on a cliffhanger of Vanessa saying Stacey has hooked up with someone else?!
It’s like watching a car crash. I can’t turn away……. #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/kIQcBehPat
— Sue K. (@SueKennedy19) March 22, 2020
The rest of the week is looking gooooddddd!! #mafs pic.twitter.com/qC8ePXDT4H
— Tea (@teaismyfav) March 22, 2020