Tonight’s ‘Married At First Sight’ Weddings & Honeymoons Retold Via The Funniest Tweets
Pour yourself a large wine and get strapped in because we’re back for another episode of Married at First Sight and while there were more weddings, it’s the honeymoons that are really starting to bring the drama.
Firstly we met two new couples who got hitched: mantra-loving Holly was matched with Texan cowboy Andrew, while bright and bubbly Selena was matched with Cody who seems mildly confused by the concept of the show he’s on.
We’ll rehash the wedding details in a second, but tonight’s episode also saw the start of the honeymoons for our freshly married couples. We’re thrilled to report Ella and Mitch are still deeply horny for each other, Dom and Jack have consummated their marriage, and yes, the dreaded honesty box was brought out to really throw our couples into some early turmoil.
With vows including Savage Garden references, an honesty box scene reminiscent of Bryce and Melissa from last year, and once-promising couple Anthony and Selin looking rockier than ever, tonight’s episode of MAFS was a clear indication there’s so much more drama that awaits.
So let’s dive into it and recap tonight’s episode of Married at First Sight via the funniest tweets:
We meet Holly, who loves a manifestation. She’s ready for the journey ahead and whatever the universe throws her way (which is hopefully a loving husband and a baby ASAP). What the universe (aka experts) is throwing her is Andrew, a twice-married single father, who works as a motivational speaker and hails from Texas.
If someone told me they were extremely desperate and on the verge of a breakdown to meet someone to impregnate them, my first thought would be to get them multiple therapy sessions a week, not a husband they’ve never met before #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/kbdaJvb7Fz
— Lami ? (@heungminnie) February 2, 2022
Lady! Just have a baby! #mafs
— Karen Hardy (@KarenHardyCT) February 2, 2022
Holly: I trust the universe
The universe:#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/Ek5s3tejUI— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) February 2, 2022
Is it ethical for your therapist to describe you as “coming off as odd?” #MAFS #MAFSAU #MarriedAtFirstSight
— mimi petrakis (@MimiPetrakis) February 2, 2022
Twice married American motivational speaking life coach …. is that a Will Ferrell character? #MAFSAU #MAFS
— Paul Zauch (@PaulZauch) February 2, 2022
Why is he napping on a tree?? #MAFSAU #mafs #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/Ef64V2xlzZ
— Reality TV Tweets (@RealityTVTweet3) February 2, 2022
I think Andrew might be from texas, and that Holly might be open to giving and receiving love.
Just guessing. #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia
— Jo Desmond ? (@jodes888) February 2, 2022
Selina is introduced – she grew up with Cambodian parents who showed their love through education and shelter, and now Selina is looking for an unconditional love (who is not Kim Jong-un). She’s matched with Cody, who tragically lost his father at a young age and equates being vulnerable as being weak.
Have a feeling Selina's mum will be disappointed when she sees what Cody looks like.#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/NMvrbpl7GF
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) February 2, 2022
Selina's dad doesn't give a single fuck ?#MAFSAU #MAFS #MAFSAustralia
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) February 2, 2022
Selina: “so Mum and Dad, I’ve found three experts find me a my soulmate that I’m gonna spend my life with”
Me:#MAFS pic.twitter.com/DFkqxTrw1Z
— ????? ???????? (@DylanMatthews91) January 31, 2022
Cannot wait until Cody meets Selinas mum #MAFS pic.twitter.com/eId22Tbk4H
— ????? ???????? (@DylanMatthews91) February 2, 2022
While Holly is manifesting, Andrew pens her a letter. At the altar, Holly’s mum prays he’s not Texan. Holly’s vows start with a Savage Garden reference, while Andrew references his big, Texas… heart.
Not surprised Holly I’d a big Savage Garden fan, they did have a hit single with “Affirmation”… #MAFS
— Steph B (@TheSBatman) February 2, 2022
Savage Garden also broke up and didn't speak to each other for years…jus' sayin'#MAFS #MAFSAU
— robair (@robair20) February 2, 2022
"Katy Perry once said 'Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?'" #mafs #mafsau
— Andy (@Skualg) February 2, 2022
Holly reading her vows:#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/MDxqifPOCA
— Imdad (@shitchat_imdad) February 2, 2022
These two after the ceremony manifesting and vision boarding their new influencer careers #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/aPYujtrdMD
— Unlucky Lingerie (@unluckylingerie) February 2, 2022
Meanwhile, Selina is thrilled to be at her wedding but her enthusiasm freaks Cody out. She jokes about matching tattoos, as Cody sweats under his collar and wonders if things are moving too fast…. you know, on this show called Married at First Sight.
Selina better not get friendzoned #mafs #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/BMj1WY8zMy
— Unlucky Lingerie (@unluckylingerie) February 2, 2022
Cody: Yeah I’m gonna marry a stranger on TV
Also Cody: I’m worried she’s going to dive in real quickHonestly, what a clown #MAFS
— Steph B (@TheSBatman) February 2, 2022
“I’ve just gotten married to someone I’ve known for twenty minutes…I’m really worried she’s just going to dive straight in”
It’s called Married at First Sight you. The fuck did you think was going to happen? #mafs #mafsau
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) February 2, 2022
Getting married the day you meet someone? No worries. Bringing up kids? Yeah, step too far. #MAFS #MAFSAU
— wickedly talented adele dazeem (@mikedexterisgod) February 2, 2022
I hate that she feels she has to tone herself down for a man. You’re in your 30s. These are normal freaking questions. #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Georgia Duncan (@_georgiarae) February 2, 2022
Does anyone know what time Cody’s personality will be arriving ??? #mafsau #mafs #MarriedAtFirstSight
— IHaveFire??? (@TheBombDetonatr) February 2, 2022
I just started watching this season of MAFS tonight, and it pisses me off when men get weirded out by women who have good energy and are excited. Selina is stunning and nice why is Cody being weird #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/WUgHpIl9Kg
— bbyphat ? (@fatimadoesstuff) February 2, 2022
Andrew reassures Holly he didn’t vote for Trump. Phew.
Holly’s perception of Andrew and his brothers #MAFSAU #MAFS #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/vXTZRmrOjJ
— deadplant15 (@deadplant15) February 2, 2022
holly acted like she went through war flashbacks at the mention of the word texas #mafs
— teresa (@augustfallin) February 2, 2022
On the honeymoons, while things have heated up for some of our couples, Selin and Anthony are still icy cold.
Selin is giving off Bec vibes #MAFS
— bridget 🙂 (@missbdj_) February 2, 2022
Selin and Anthony are 100% going to end up hating each other.#MAFS #MAFSAU
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) February 2, 2022
After opening up about missing his daughter, Andrew is ready to get intimate with Holly.
Andrew is only NOW contemplating the impact of marrying a stranger on his daughter? JFC that really should have been his first thought #MAFSAU #MAFS
— deadplant15 (@deadplant15) February 2, 2022
Andrew’s inner monologue: #MAFS pic.twitter.com/mhPQmiu6sW
— Fića (@mcfilip) February 2, 2022
Selina and Cody are delivered the honesty box and Cody admits his “schlong isn’t coordinating with his brain” when asked if he’s attracted to Selina. Who said Aussie men can’t communicate articulately?!
who said Aussie men can't articulate their feelings? #MAFS pic.twitter.com/0MOxSyRkOd
— PUNKEE (@itspunkee) February 2, 2022
I applaud the honesty, but in general if you're saying "schlong" in primetime, you've probably failed at life. #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Paul Karp (@Paul_Karp) February 2, 2022
Didn’t think you could top Bryce’s reaction to the same question last year… but “my schlong isn’t coordinating with my head” might have just done it… #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Lami ? (@heungminnie) February 2, 2022
Oh god Bryce is back! “You’re attractive but just not to me” #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/ak7tloOmMl
— Leah Jay (@LeahJayK) February 2, 2022
SELINA IF YOU’RE READING THIS YOU’RE SO BEAUTIFUL AND YOU DESERVE THE WORLD. I LOVE YOU BESTIE #MAFS #MAFSAU
— alysha (taylor’s version) (@intosneedy) February 2, 2022
Cody has the emotional depth of a pancake. Selina needs someone who thinks she’s awesome. #MAFS
— Jayele (@msjayele) February 2, 2022