Tonight’s ‘Married At First Sight’ Weddings & Honeymoons Retold Via The Funniest Tweets

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Pour yourself a large wine and get strapped in because we’re back for another episode of Married at First Sight and while there were more weddings, it’s the honeymoons that are really starting to bring the drama.

Firstly we met two new couples who got hitched: mantra-loving Holly was matched with Texan cowboy Andrew, while bright and bubbly Selena was matched with Cody who seems mildly confused by the concept of the show he’s on.

We’ll rehash the wedding details in a second, but tonight’s episode also saw the start of the honeymoons for our freshly married couples. We’re thrilled to report Ella and Mitch are still deeply horny for each other, Dom and Jack have consummated their marriage, and yes, the dreaded honesty box was brought out to really throw our couples into some early turmoil.

With vows including Savage Garden references, an honesty box scene reminiscent of Bryce and Melissa from last year, and once-promising couple Anthony and Selin looking rockier than ever, tonight’s episode of MAFS was a clear indication there’s so much more drama that awaits.

So let’s dive into it and recap tonight’s episode of Married at First Sight via the funniest tweets:

We meet Holly, who loves a manifestation. She’s ready for the journey ahead and whatever the universe throws her way (which is hopefully a loving husband and a baby ASAP). What the universe (aka experts) is throwing her is Andrew, a twice-married single father, who works as a motivational speaker and hails from Texas.

Selina is introduced – she grew up with Cambodian parents who showed their love through education and shelter, and now Selina is looking for an unconditional love (who is not Kim Jong-un). She’s matched with Cody, who tragically lost his father at a young age and equates being vulnerable as being weak.

While Holly is manifesting, Andrew pens her a letter. At the altar, Holly’s mum prays he’s not Texan. Holly’s vows start with a Savage Garden reference, while Andrew references his big, Texas… heart.

Meanwhile, Selina is thrilled to be at her wedding but her enthusiasm freaks Cody out. She jokes about matching tattoos, as Cody sweats under his collar and wonders if things are moving too fast…. you know, on this show called Married at First Sight.

Andrew reassures Holly he didn’t vote for Trump. Phew.

On the honeymoons, while things have heated up for some of our couples, Selin and Anthony are still icy cold.

After opening up about missing his daughter, Andrew is ready to get intimate with Holly.

Selina and Cody are delivered the honesty box and Cody admits his “schlong isn’t coordinating with his brain” when asked if he’s attracted to Selina. Who said Aussie men can’t communicate articulately?!