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Tonight’s ‘MAFS’ Retold Via The Best & Brightest Tweets

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We’ve hit that point of Married at First Sight where the couples are now forced to live in a tiny one-bedroom apartment together and go through insane tasks set by the “experts” in order to bring them closer or force them apart for good.

This week, the experts have introduced ‘Confessions Week’. As Usher has taught us, nothing that good ever comes from confessions. Sometimes it’s better to be in the dark, especially early on in a romance. But what would I know, I’m typing this after letting out a long, wounded scream that only comes from opening my Tinder again.

One of the challenges of Confession Week was the couples being forced to rank all the brides and grooms in order of least and most attractive. Can’t see any problems arising from this! There’s nothing I love more than when the person I’m dating puts me at number four on his list of what he finds attractive! Feels good!

Of course, Bryce managed to royally fuck this up, but once again blamed it on being ‘honest’. Thankfully, some couples instilled faith in us again – Belinda and Patrick must be protected at all costs.

But it was Coco finally giving it to Sam after his painful and incessant misogynistic and gross comments that had us really cheering from our lounges this evening. Coco finally popped and while we don’t condone a man testing a woman until she does get mad, we’re so glad she put him in his place.

Here are tonight’s best tweets from confessions week of Married at First Sight:

The couples move in and “Confessions Week” is introduced. It sounds like it can’t go wrong at all.

The first challenge is about ranking the other brides and grooms on who they find most attractive. Alana tries to show Jason her judgements are based on more than just looks, but Jason’s brain has vacated his body.

Bryce once again puts his foot in it, while somehow Melissa still ranks him as no.1.

Belinda opens up about being bullied at high school.

Sam is extremely rude when Coco reads out her letter to open up to him.

John Aiken pops up to counsel Cameron and Samantha after their ups and downs.

Coco and Sam do their rankings, and Sam goes on a tangent about women and their hormones before having a spectacular meltdown over being ranked behind Russell.

Cameron decides he wants to make things work with Samantha, but also, does he?

And Coco rips Sam a new one.

And if you missed it, watch Coco’s epic clapback right now: