Tonight’s ‘MAFS’ Retold Via The Best & Brightest Tweets
We’ve hit that point of Married at First Sight where the couples are now forced to live in a tiny one-bedroom apartment together and go through insane tasks set by the “experts” in order to bring them closer or force them apart for good.
This week, the experts have introduced ‘Confessions Week’. As Usher has taught us, nothing that good ever comes from confessions. Sometimes it’s better to be in the dark, especially early on in a romance. But what would I know, I’m typing this after letting out a long, wounded scream that only comes from opening my Tinder again.
One of the challenges of Confession Week was the couples being forced to rank all the brides and grooms in order of least and most attractive. Can’t see any problems arising from this! There’s nothing I love more than when the person I’m dating puts me at number four on his list of what he finds attractive! Feels good!
Of course, Bryce managed to royally fuck this up, but once again blamed it on being ‘honest’. Thankfully, some couples instilled faith in us again – Belinda and Patrick must be protected at all costs.
But it was Coco finally giving it to Sam after his painful and incessant misogynistic and gross comments that had us really cheering from our lounges this evening. Coco finally popped and while we don’t condone a man testing a woman until she does get mad, we’re so glad she put him in his place.
Here are tonight’s best tweets from confessions week of Married at First Sight:
The couples move in and “Confessions Week” is introduced. It sounds like it can’t go wrong at all.
Who else is surprised by this “twist”? #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/gwyvtoi9V1
— ✨Alexandra Popovic✨ (@VIPVirtualSols) March 2, 2021
Me preparing for another night of hating Bryce and Sam #MAFS pic.twitter.com/8bTj9Sp3ye
— Jacinta (@CaptainJacFrost) March 2, 2021
If there's one things I know about confessions on MAFS is that they're always really healthy and make everyone feel fucking great.#MAFS #MAFSAU
— So Dramatic! Podcast (@sodramaticpod) March 2, 2021
Cameron has the emotional maturity of a boiled egg #MAFS
— Steph B (@TheSBatman) March 2, 2021
Not five minutes in the door, and Cam is off. Gotta get those steps in! #mafs #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/XSPzs98DKS
— The Purity Of Evil (@ThePurityOfEvil) March 2, 2021
The first challenge is about ranking the other brides and grooms on who they find most attractive. Alana tries to show Jason her judgements are based on more than just looks, but Jason’s brain has vacated his body.
jason trying to look in alana’s eyes when she’s talking #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAUS #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/HhBrFPeNXY
— official MAFS opinions (@mafsopinions) March 2, 2021
Jason’s brain #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/FfBH6jHsss
— Matt (@WriterMatt2) March 2, 2021
How many cones do they let Jason pull per episode? #mafs
— Dusty Pee (@DustyPee) March 2, 2021
Bryce once again puts his foot in it, while somehow Melissa still ranks him as no.1.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a man in possession of a shit personality will be the most picky when it comes to the physical features of women who wouldn’t touch him with a foot-long, shit-encrusted stick anyway
— Alana Calvert (@AlanaCalvert) March 2, 2021
Does MAFS stand for "Men Are Fucking Shit"? #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Chris Evans (@Skualg) March 2, 2021
I'm once again asking how Bryce made it passed the audition stage #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/Oa0zIoBCpZ
— Ä▫️°′• (@caadiiska_dhig) March 2, 2021
Melissa: “Bryce is the hottest guy here”
Us: #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/5k5Ezr3ujZ— Bridget (@staybridget) March 2, 2021
Bryce: “Be honest where do you wanna place me”
Australia:#MAFS pic.twitter.com/gG3eKdfeiM
— ????? ???????? (@DylanMatthews91) March 2, 2021
Belinda opens up about being bullied at high school.
Getting my rage on about Belinda's bullies #MAFS pic.twitter.com/XyO44d0yqF
— FiRiosa (@fidalwood) March 2, 2021
Belinda, if it's easier tell him with interpretive dance #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Colonel Kickhead (@colonelkickhead) March 2, 2021
Hope Belinda names these bullies on National television #MAFS
— Apolo (@PK_APOSTOLI) March 2, 2021
Sam is extremely rude when Coco reads out her letter to open up to him.
Sam really has an issue with Coco that she dares to be interesting and have things to say. How dare she take up his time… she doesn't even have big boobs #MAFS
— Tweetsabouttv (@Tweetsabouttv1) March 2, 2021
Did this motherfucker just yawn??? #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/s4dRLW1VGC
— Tara Watson (@tara_watson_) March 2, 2021
Meanwhile Sams letter: #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/zNOdOitHQz
— Colonel Kickhead (@colonelkickhead) March 2, 2021
John Aiken pops up to counsel Cameron and Samantha after their ups and downs.
In a rare move, the expert offers some expert advice directly to a couple. #mafs #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia
— Kylie Orr (@KylieOrrWriter) March 2, 2021
Ready for John to ignore cameron's aggressive behavior and tell Samantha she probably needs to try harder #MAFS #MAFSAU
— esmé squalor (@aliceaye) March 2, 2021
John going in to help #MAFS pic.twitter.com/kjdZ6XWTtR
— JimmyM (@JimMcKluskyPI) March 2, 2021
Oh yeah. John’s gonna be able to help. #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/WUNTdjqpuI
— Just Sue. (@SueKennedy19) March 2, 2021
Coco and Sam do their rankings, and Sam goes on a tangent about women and their hormones before having a spectacular meltdown over being ranked behind Russell.
Why is Sam so upset? He doesn’t even have all those hormones and emotions to deal with ?♂️#MAFSAU #MAFS
— Axel (@axel_rants) March 2, 2021
Sam thinking he’s a 10 #mafs #mafsau #mafsaustralia pic.twitter.com/OQOygpsHyA
— Tanny ? (@whatsuptanny) March 2, 2021
Watching Sam lose it after calling women emotional is hilarious #MAFS
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) March 2, 2021
"I would've put him last if I was being honest…."
All rise for the queen #MAFS pic.twitter.com/0AMJOHpaIU
— PUNKEE (@itspunkee) March 2, 2021
YES SAM YOU ARE BELOW THE MAN WHO DIDN’T KNOW A SALMON FROM A KIWI FRUIT #MAFSAU
— Keya Muk (@KeyaMuk) March 2, 2021
Sam, Coco not ranking you last is a compliment babe. Be grateful she was even nice enough to give you bottom four ? #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Michelle Rennex (@michellerennex) March 2, 2021
Sam: “I don’t care if someone says I’m not hot.”
Coco, considering character as well as looks: [puts Sam bottom four]
Sam: “That’s a bit childish I don’t think you really think that.” #MAFS #MAFSAU— Eliza Barr (@ElizaJBarr) March 2, 2021
Cameron decides he wants to make things work with Samantha, but also, does he?
Cameron: "I dont know where we go from here" #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/uPXfKbXoFD
— Colonel Kickhead (@colonelkickhead) March 2, 2021
Would be great if Cameron could put us and Samantha out of our misery and leave but I feel like he will stay and drag this out #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Daisy (@daisyjane____) March 2, 2021
Cameron: "I'm single for a reason"…..you aren't fucking wrong buddy #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Colonel Kickhead (@colonelkickhead) March 2, 2021
And Coco rips Sam a new one.
Yes Coco #MAFS pic.twitter.com/q2cASl1jsy
— Weslee #TeamSymone #TeamBimini (@WSpark98NZ2) March 2, 2021
Yes, Coco. Put him where he belongs. #MAFSAU #mafs pic.twitter.com/9KiubiGk3s
— Vee (@vee2190) March 2, 2021
#MAFS Tear him to pieces Coco. We approve.
— Gidgit VonLaRue (@GidgitVonLaRue) March 2, 2021
And if you missed it, watch Coco’s epic clapback right now:
Coco pops ? #MAFS pic.twitter.com/3wzbHAfoyh
— Married At First Sight (@MarriedAU) March 2, 2021