The ‘MAFS’ Honesty Box Chaos Retold In Messy Tweets
It’s that time again for our daily dose of Married at First Sight drama — and we’re lapping it up.
At this point on Married At First Sight, the experts are gearing up to stir the pot with our married couples by giving them the dreaded honesty box, which imho is reminiscent of that terrible game 21 questions.
To level out all the toxicity, we did have two gorgeous weddings, with one of them featuring the hunk of the season, Daddy Duncan.
So with the sauciness of the honeymoon box, the return of the chaotic hot mess Jesse and introduction of Daddy Duncan, you know Twitter was on fire last night.
So, with the help of some hilarious tweets, here’s what happened in Episode 4 of Married At First Sight:
Suit up! It’s our first wedding of this episode. The experts have paired 27-year-old Caitlin with 36-year-old Shannon, and they’re about to get super duper “cheeky.”
Caitlin and Shannon’s whole relationship is really about to be built on the word “cheeky” and nothing else #MAFSAU #MAFS
— Michelle Rennex (@michellerennex) February 2, 2023
Take a shot every time someone says "cheeky". #mafsau #mafs
— shhh. (@fourleafc_lover) February 2, 2023
Ive got high hopes for Caitlin and Shannon#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/6BPlFD33Yr
— ????? ???????? (@DylanMatthews91) February 2, 2023
Although it is Caitlin and Shannon’s wedding, Shannon’s dad steals the spotlight with his funny AF commentary.
Stanning Dave, Shannon’s dad bc yes your kids are stupid #MAFS #mafsau
— Amber Erin ? (@ambiibambi24) February 2, 2023
Who else wants a beer with Shannon’s dad? #MAFS #mafsau
— Large Almond Latte (@lgealmondlatte) February 2, 2023
Up next is 35-year-old Alyssa, who grew up in Utah to a Mormon family. She reveals that she had left the religion when she was 16 once her father came out as gay.
Alyssa's vows: "I promise to honour & love you and to introduce you to the book of mormon and let you know about the teachings of Joseph Smith" #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Colonel Kickhead (@colonelkickhead) February 2, 2023
Alyssa will now mention she is from Utah a further 567 times. #mafsau #mafs pic.twitter.com/jEBRhrUjlp
— MAFSCommentary (@MafsCommentary) February 2, 2023
Alyssa is paired with MAFS dreamboat, 36-year-old Duncan. Alyssa’s man of honour, Brad, said what we’re all thinking, joking “I almost wanted to jump up there and marry him myself.” Amen.
#MAFS #MarriedAtFirstSight #MAFSAU
Duncan’s jawline pic.twitter.com/J6FrQHprq6
— Professor Depression (Taylors version) (@LordLamicital) February 2, 2023
Duncan is the most beautiful groom we’ve ever seen #mafs #mafsau
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) February 2, 2023
I think Brad the Man of Honour is all of us when we saw Duncan #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/nEOY3wxXWP
— Jen Arnold (@arnies89) February 2, 2023
The weddings were lovely for both couples, but let’s destroy that tranquil vibe by catching up with our honeymooning couples. Jesse and Claire spend the morning apart, but then he attempts to speak to Claire about a whole bunch of things like his manliness, his experience with strong independent woman, and how feels about himself.
Nah because women are told every day that they’re too loud, talk too much, are too intense. Its such a real thing & I feel sad for Claire who is wonderful & kind #MAFS #MAFSAustralia #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/d8e7bEjyVu
— regular maz (@pocketmaz) February 2, 2023
“i’m insecure and hate myself so i’m going to shit on your entire personality and make you feel less than” – jesse #MAFS #MAFSAU
— em ? (@embojenc) February 2, 2023
Jesse and Claire did not find trouble in paradise. It followed them there in the form of Jesse. #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Emily Tammes (@EmilyTammes) February 2, 2023
Fck me dude. You can’t handle a chick being fcking BETTER than you. Errgh. Jesse. You are a tool. And a rusty one at that. #MAFSAU
— Trawlor Trash (@trawlortrash) February 2, 2023
Fast-tracking to our new couples, Alyssa and Duncan have arrived at their honeymoon spot, ummm… The Sebel in Victoria. Caitlin and Shannon are treated to the Palazzo Versace (AKA that hotel Jed McIntosh hung out in on The Bachelors) and their reaction to the boujee lifestyle is relatable AF.
Shannon and Caitlin arriving at the Palazzo Versace #mafs #mafsau #mafsaustralia pic.twitter.com/2aAPa7rwG8
— OnlyMAFS (@only_mafs) February 2, 2023
Moving on to the next honeymooners, our wholesome king and queen — Lyndall and Cameron — have their dinner interrupted with the spooky honesty box. Things get extremely emotional between the two when the question is raised about any concerns in the relationship. Cameron expressed his concern about Lyndall’s cystic fibrosis.
This is such a real couple conversation. Gotta give both Lyndall and Cameron credit for having a really difficult conversation on camera. #mafsau #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/YsQJDmDa2W
— MK?? (@MKMoore625) February 2, 2023
I am literally sobbing. Lyndall you’re amazing, and you’re representing so many people right now. #mafs #mafsau
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) February 2, 2023
Bronte and Harrison are enjoying a cute lil’ cheese board date for their honeymoon and then mood turns super horny when Harrison downs some rosé, so I guess things are looking up for this chaotic pair? Wrong. After Bronte and Harrison got physical, Harrison claimed that the sex took their chemistry away. Bronte attempts to talk to Harrison about their awkward sexual encounter, but he just asks to spend the day apart. Yikes.
Harrison definitely said no to foreplay, came in under 2 minutes and then rolled over and went to bed without looking at Bronte again. That man is EMBARRASSED #MAFSAU #MAFS
— Michelle Rennex (@michellerennex) February 2, 2023
Bronte & Harrison giving all the Tracey & Dean feels right now#MAFS #MAFSAU #HitItAndQuitIt pic.twitter.com/Sm8xjxefsK
— Christian Wallace (@Wally_NMFC) February 2, 2023
So Cameron is worried he isn't going to have enough time with Lyndall because she might die and Harrison is worried about how Bronte compares with his cast of thousands in bed. Yeah that's the same. #mafsau #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/ix8K6y8fcz
— MK?? (@MKMoore625) February 2, 2023
Harrison's a typical fkboy. U sucked in bed & now u trying to make Bronte feel shitty about it, then gaslight her when she cries after u tell her ur not attracted to her now. Get in the bin where u belong ? #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia
— Mila Too ? (@mila_too) February 2, 2023
Bronte: “It was so rushed.”
Harrison: “I don’t want to talk about it.”
I think we can read between the lines…#MAFSAU— Annie Clark (@anniefitness) February 2, 2023
Bronte basically just told us that Harrison is a pump and dump #mafs #mafsau
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) February 2, 2023
Bronte and Harrison then meet up for dinner but they’re hit with the honesty box, and the first question — which asked about sexual chemistry — was a massive shit stirrer. Harrison’s answer leaves Bronte in tears and Harrison calls her out for being emotional. In response, Bronte gets up to leaves the dinner table.
Bronte: wipes 1 tear
Harrison: “I don’t know where all these hysterics are coming from!” #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia— georg (@georgiawhomst) February 2, 2023
What a contrast. Cam and Lyndall are all giggly and can't stop smiling after they shagged, while Harrison has completely lost interest less than 5 minutes after he managed to bone Bronte. You can tell who only cares about the physical from a mile away… #MAFSAU
— Lucia (@lfsleigh) February 2, 2023
Harrison: “WHY am I the ONLY one trying to communicate? I’m trying to TALK to you!! Why don’t you want to talk???”
Also Harrison the second Bronte tries to maturely discuss what happened when they had sex to try and work out where it all went wrong:
#MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/44KE0XzOsc
— Michelle Rennex (@michellerennex) February 2, 2023
NOT HARRISON CALLING BRONTE HYSTERICAL FOR SHEDDING A COUPLE OF TEARS BECAUSE HE FUCKING USED HER FOR HER BODY AND NOW WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH HER ITS GIVING SCUM #MAFSAU
— jess (@happiihoran) February 2, 2023
The next couple to get rocked with the honesty box is Jesse and Claire. Just when we thought this couple were going in the right direction… wrong again. Jesse brought up his list of icks and OFC, the first thing her says is star sign chicks.
Jesse is saying star sign chicks are pretentious?? Has he looked in the fucking mirror??? #MAFSAU #MAFS
— ann (@boobookittypuss) February 2, 2023
Jesse's star sign is Arsehole? #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Nez ?? (@fraggle73) February 2, 2023
Claire bringing Jesse’s flaws back to him being a Cancer is a power move, and quite frankly a slay #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia
— georg (@georgiawhomst) February 2, 2023
Claire is then pushed to breaking point after Jesse mocks how she speaks. She tells him “I’m not your person,” and he just laughs in her face. Claire leaves the dinner in tears and packs up her things. Could this be the last time we see her? I hope not.
Good on Claire for immediately noticing that Jesse is not for her after he sat there mimicking her. Most women on this show seem to stay with drop kicks. He’s a jackass #MAFSAU
— Kait Nicole (@Kait_Nicole7) February 2, 2023
Claire: *gives a compliment about the beautiful scenery they get to see on their FREE honeymoon*
Jesse:
#MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/pbEZWtlSBK
— Michelle Rennex (@michellerennex) February 2, 2023
Yeah nah, fuck Jesse.
He's just insecure that Claire is a happy positive person.
What's wrong with being happy with the simple things in life?
What do you need to be mean about such things?
You deserve better, Clair!#MAFS #MAFSAU
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) February 2, 2023
Going full Meryl at Claire knowing her worth and refusing to tolerate being put down. That's powerful. That's feminism. #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/mJw81EiwaF
— Eliza Barr (@ElizaJBarr) February 2, 2023
#MAFSAU Claire you’re in the Whitsundays girl, a haven for hot backpackers ? go get some
— A. Beaverhausen (@kezzra) February 2, 2023
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