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The Wholesome And Hectic ‘MAFS’ Weddings Retold In Funny Tweets

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Married at First Sight is back for a third night and tbh, it feels like the show never left.

Oh sweet misery, how I’ve missed you.

This stage of the experiment is always a bit weird, with the 10 weddings dropping in quick succession. At this stage, I’ve already been to six weddings and in all honesty, if I had free will, I’d probably skip the next few to give my liver a break.

But no rest for the wicked as we push on. Yes, there are more weddings on Thursday night. No, I really don’t think I can watch any more cringeworthy wedding speeches. Yes, I will still be tuning in because I am the person I am.

But until then, let’s relive the magic of Wednesday’s episode in A+ tweets!

Episode 3 of Married at First Sight retold in funny-as-hell tweets:

Some of our couples are in wedded bliss on their honeymoons, like Cameron and Lyndall, along with Sandy and Dan. However, Claire and Jesse are barely speaking… which should be something Jesse enjoys.

The plot thickens between Bronte and Harrison when Bronte’s sister Kirra calls to reveal that dramatic guest, Jess, had been shit-talking the wedding over not being chosen as a bridesmaid.

Bronte decides that Jess brought up Harrison’s girlfriend as an act of revenge. She blames everything on Jess and all is forgiven with Harrison. Idk about that, sis.

But we’re moving on! Meet 27-year-old PR manager Tahnee and 26-year-old voice-over artist Ollie. They’re the youngest couple in the experiment (yikes), but despite this, they seem great!

The wedding is super wholesome. Tahnee opened up about her Thai upbringing, and Ollie’s fave cuisine is Thai, fancy that! In Ollie’s words “How good!” The wedding reception is equally cute, as they both agree they already feel a spark.

Next up is content creator Janelle, who has recently been burnt by a longterm toxic relationship and is looking for a partner with a stable career. She’s matched with Adam, a self-described “entrepreneur”. Sparks fly as they meet and get, umm.. married at first sight.

In Adam’s speech, he mentioned making past mistakes so cue Janelle’s brothers — Josh and Jordan — trying to dig up what “baggage” he could be hiding. He reveals that he cheated in a past relationship.

Tahnee and Ollie have their first dance and pack ‘er up boys, this couple is made for each other. Meanwhile, Adam tells Janelle about his cheating past which she accepts. She then asks if his career is stable. In response, he babbles about manifesting.

On to the honeymoons, Tahnee and Ollie are living it up in Fiji, where ever Fiji is?! I think it’s a suburb of Bali, idk. They experiment with “getting involved” in hammocks, tennis and water sports without much success.

Janelle presses Adam on what exactly his career is — how dare she! He says that her asking if he has a stream of income is a “red flag” for him.

After this tense convo, Adam tries to “clear the air” by ummm… accusing Janelle of being condescending. Janelle opens up about why she considers her partner’s wealth, as her past relationship was affected by finances. Adam differs in opinion, replying that he doesn’t care about money in relationships. But anyways, they make up!

Tahnee and Ollie had the sex! She’s chuffed, he’s chuffed! We’re all bloody chuffed!

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