The Chaotic Final ‘MAFS’ Dates Recapped In Funny Tweets
Married at First Sight is wrapping up for another year, with final dates taking place on last night’s episode.
But there was one noticeable absence on Tuesday night’s instalment: where was Olivia and Jackson’s date? Options are that the couple’s date will be shown tonight before girls’ and boys’ night, or producers have decided to cut the couple out of the show going forward. Either way, it’s clear Jackson and Olivia are being treated differently in their edit since the photo scandal came to light. And tbh, we can’t blame producers.
It’s arguably what Olivia deserves for her cruel treatment of Dom by circulating a nude image from her OnlyFans — and showing no remorse. We will keep an eye out for the couple’s date on tonight’s episode, but until then, let’s talk about the final dates from last night because aside from dream couple Dom and Jack, it truly brought out the worst in some people… and by people, we mean Mitch, Cody, and Tamara.
While Mitch and Cody both refused to clarify their longterm plans with Ella and Selina, Tamara just straight-up attacked Brent’s character, made toxic comments about masculinity, before she offended every hospitality worker in the country. This would be shocking coming from anyone who wasn’t Tamara but by this stage, her comments were simply par for the course. This is the same person who said at her wedding that retail workers lacked ambition.
Good luck to Tamara next time she goes shopping or eats out at restaurant again. She’ll need it.
Last night’s chaotic final dates on Married at First Sight recapped in funny tweets:
Olivia decided to stay in the experiment with Jackson. Yay.
Psst Olivia, you can leave and still be with Jackson.
It will just mean we won't see you anymore and we're more than fine with that. #mafs #mafsau
— Nez ?? (@fraggle73) March 22, 2022
We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us! Sneaky little hobbitses. #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/hJPboQwQDy
— Jessa (@jessamouse) March 22, 2022
It’s time for final dates! Cody and Selina arrived at the Hunter Valley to go on a hot air ballooning date. Selina asked Cody if his future plans included her, and Cody replied that he hasn’t been thinking “too longterm”. OK then!
Ain’t that the truth #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/KsuuAXsDnX
— Unlucky Lingerie (@unluckylingerie) March 22, 2022
This man is a carrot. Cody the carrot. #mafs #mafsau
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 22, 2022
I think ultimately the problem with #MAFSAU is that I whole heartedly believe that every man on this show would be like REALLY into crypto
— Matilda Boseley (@MatildaBoseley) March 22, 2022
Over lunch, Selina asked again and Cody turned the question around on her, saying he didn’t know how Selina felt about him. They talked in circles and Selina accused Cody of gaslighting her. Cody tried to make amends by telling Selina how lucky he felt to be paired with her.
Dating Cody looks like being in a pyramid scheme. Easy to join, hard to advance and it's always your performance that's the issue #MAFSAUS #MAFSAU
— Dan Jackson (@DanJacJack) March 22, 2022
What in the everlasting fuck does Selina see in this shitgibbon? #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/G5KJljFaBd
— MAHONEY (@cdtmahoney) March 22, 2022
Selina finally asking what Australia has been thinking ???#MAFSAU #MAFS #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/dMfuiTcxrP
— OnlyMAFS (@only_mafs) March 22, 2022
After jet-skiing, Ella and Mitch had a similar debate over the future of their relationship. Mitch became evasive when asked to clarify with Ella what their relationship status will be after the experiment.
Ella is an absolute gem and deserves way better than fuckboi Mitch. If someone won’t clarify where they stand with you, then they are not the person for you. Love is never vague.#mafs #mafsau #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/X6ckKkSkY5
— TheIrishFeminist (@irish_feminist) March 22, 2022
Mitch’s gaslighting could power an entire village.#MAFS #MAFSAU
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) March 22, 2022
Jack took Dom on an Italian-inspired date to an enchanting cobbled street to enjoy some gelato, drive around in a mini, and have a romantic dinner. They celebrated their journey so far, before slow-dancing to traditional Italian music. MY HEART IS FULL!!
JACK IS LIKE WHEN YOUR PARENTS ARE MORE EXCITED FOR YOU TO OPEN YOUR CHRISTMAS PRESENTS THAN YOU ARE ?#mafsau pic.twitter.com/MEWalp6vjr
— Unlucky Lingerie (@unluckylingerie) March 22, 2022
Get yourself a man who literally brings your ideal travel destination to you….
Now thats amore ?❤#TeanJackandDom #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/LnmheJbTmN— OnlyMAFS (@only_mafs) March 22, 2022
For every five guys out there gaslighting women on this show for asking the bare minimum questions, we have a Jack silently holding an umbrella! #mafsau #mafs #mafsaustralia pic.twitter.com/VCygkSVNvq
— booksforrachel (@booksforrachel) March 22, 2022
Jack is the best husband ever on!!! What a sweetie!! #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/t8nYsslNkJ
— Lorsy (@LorTal) March 22, 2022
Tamara and Brent played with some puppies before taking to the high seas for a three-course meal on a yacht. They got into an argument over past regrets, when Tamara said she believed Brent hid behind his ego, then emasculated him for being “moody”. Tamara even revealed she hasn’t wanted to be with Brent lately, prompting Brent to walk off. Tamara then ranted about Brent, belittling him for “waiting tables”.
after everything that hospitality workers like Brent have gone through in the past two years, we don’t need people like Tamara putting the workers down even more! #MAFSAUS #mafsau #mafsaustralia pic.twitter.com/1XhyDZoSkC
— booksforrachel (@booksforrachel) March 22, 2022
"I'm not being rude about it."#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/kO4H00v1P6
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) March 22, 2022
“I’m not being rude about it”
You just guaranteed to get spit in your food at every restaurant for the next year babes… #mafs #mafsau
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 22, 2022
The funniest thing about Tamara being classist this whole season is, while she’s talked shit about retail workers, hospo workers and sex workers… her “high profile high paced elite career” that apparently puts her above the rest is… a realestate receptionist. #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Lami ? (@heungminnie) March 22, 2022
Did Olivia and Jackson have a final date? Who knows! Do we care? Not really!
Are we being rewarded by not seeing Olivia & Jackson final date? #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/vLCMQWQ5Yh
— Lee?? (@green_m_and_m) March 22, 2022
Hey I wonder how Olivia and Jackson’s final date is going?
Just kidding, we don’t give a toss.
Insert fake laugh. #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/VKwP43Iaty
— Ben Shute (@Ben_Shute) March 22, 2022