The Homestays Hellfire On ‘MAFS’ Recapped In Hilarious Tweets
We did it, we got through it, we survived! Hometowns came to a crashing end on last night’s Married at First Sight as essentially all the remaining couples have imploded.
Well, except the shining light of this experiment: Ollie and Tahnee. Please never break up, you’re literally the glue that holds this entire shitshow together.
But aside from our golden couple, Harrison and Bronte, Melinda and Layton, along with Cam and Lyndall, all look like they’re on the verge of a breakup. Even Rupert and Evelyn appear to be over before they’ve even begun. Grim!
Let us lick our wounds by rehashing the episode via tweets, okay? Okay!
The final homestays episode on Married at First Sight recapped in funny tweets:
It’s time for the final instalment of homestays. Harrison expresses doubts that Bronte would be ready and willing to move away from her home in Perth to be with him in Sydney. Bronte’s sister Kirra joins the couple for dinner which predictably turns into a screaming fight between herself and Harrison.
I am a straight woman. But I think I'm in love with Kirra. #mafs #mafsau #takedownharrison pic.twitter.com/STbuqt1Ffk
— Elsie (@elsielou77) March 21, 2023
Bronte's sister: Are you insinuating that Bronte is lying?
Harrison: Yes, I am.*20 seconds later*
Harrison: I've not called Bronte a liar.
Bronte's sister: Yes, you did. Right now!#MAFS #MAFSAU— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) March 21, 2023
Kirra accuses Harrison of being a narcissist, gaslighting Bronte and calling her a liar. Drag him, sis!
Bronte’s sister: “Harrison, you’re a narcissistic, gaslighting dickhead.”
Australia: “Correct.” #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/s2hbTqqPMP— Annie Clark ⚡️ (@anniefitness) March 21, 2023
Can’t think of a better way to mark the start to Aries season than a fuckboi in a backward hat being effortlessly destroyed by a queen who appreciates a nice citrus margarita #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/xsPzn9UxK1
— Poppy (@Poppy45854074) March 21, 2023
she’s done more in 10 mins than the experts have done since this show began #mafsau #mafs pic.twitter.com/jR2g2kM4St
— teresa has pcd (@augustfallin) March 21, 2023
Changed her title card. #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/0gVs0TRUnM
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 21, 2023
Ollie has to adjust to Tahnee’s comically tiny studio in Bondi before they enjoy a KFC picnic by the beach. Couple goals right here.
Ollie – The most likeable person to ever come from Perth WA #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/EoSJb6y7Zj
— ????? ???????? (@DylanMatthews91) March 21, 2023
the fact that ollie is willing to move to bondi and live in an apartment so small that his feet can touch the toilet from the bed, when cam refuses to mention moving to WA and harrison blatantly ruled out perth over sydney, speaks volumes on the quality of ollie as a man #mafsau
— jordan (@msjordzadele) March 21, 2023
Ollie admits that he wants to be around Tahnee all the time before gifting her a framed photo of himself.
Tahnee and Ollie are so wholesome, even their teeth are real #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/U4uWq8hSc6
— The Bitchelorette (@BitcheloretteAU) March 21, 2023
Tahnee and Ollie might be the best couple in #MAFSAU history. They're just perfect! ❤️#MAFS pic.twitter.com/TJJDntCjUs
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) March 21, 2023
australia every time ollie gets screentime:#mafsau #mafs
pic.twitter.com/5sqIXTzG7y— teresa has pcd (@augustfallin) March 21, 2023
Evelyn is introducing Rupert to her mum when he makes a suss comment about how he ‘needs to be falling in love with someone’ in order to move for them. Evelyn isn’t pleased.
Rupert, baby boy … did you just say “exotic” to describe food? Please christ be a little less white OMG #MAFSAU
— Steph the sarcastic sequin (@Steph_Simmons89) March 21, 2023
Petition for next years experts to be Ollie, Evelyn and Bronte’s sister #mafs #mafsau
— Lami? (@heungminnie) March 21, 2023
Back up north in Darwin, Lyndall breaks down admitting she’s questioning her relationship more than ever. On their final date together, she asks Cam how he feels about her, and he replies that he doesn’t think he’s good enough for her, or can give her what she needs.
So what I’ve gathered from Cams homestay:
– he drinks with his mates
– brings random girls home
– drives to remote places
– likes being by himself#mafs #mafsau— MAFSCommentary (@MafsCommentary) March 21, 2023
The best parts of Cam and Lyndall's home stay#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/VpWA72NL2N
— to whom it may concern (@bishcheese) March 21, 2023
Not the “I don’t think I’m good enough for you” spiel. Oi vey what a COP OUT. (If you don’t know why it’s a cop out, it’s cause it then puts everything back on the other person to make decisions, and justify everything) #MAFSAU
— Steph the sarcastic sequin (@Steph_Simmons89) March 21, 2023
Melinda welcomes Layton to her hometown of Brisbane but they quickly get into a bizarre fight over Layton leaving the cupboard door open. Mel storms off. What the hell is happening?
Yeah nah these two can get into that cupboard and let the dust mites work their magic. I’m done #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/aAumkFyWoh
— rachelle mackintosh (@MacksWellSmart) March 21, 2023
Leave your cupboard doors open tonight in memory of Leyton and Melinda’s marriage #MAFSAU #MAFS
— Bloody Work? (@SRG00001) March 21, 2023
During a tense picnic date, Layton bring up how emotional Melinda can be, and she replies that she doesn’t feel like he likes her as a person. He gets fired up about how he’s emotionally repressed. Layton storms off.
Layton is a very classic example of how hard it is to date a man in their 30s because they’re all so emotionally repressed #MAFSAU
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) March 21, 2023
I don’t understand why Melinda constantly drills it into Layton that he’s bad at showing emotion … he’s not THAT bad ffs I’ve definitely seen men a lot worse, he’s not Harrison or Cam #MAFSAU
— lucy r (@lucy_rickers) March 21, 2023
Melinda and Layton get emotional when discussing whether their relationship can continue despite all their differences. Is this the end? We hope not!
It's pretty sad to see Melinda and Layton's situation ?
They like each other. They are compatible to a large extent but also can't seem to compromise and solve their issues despite wanting to desperately do it.#MAFS #MAFSAU
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) March 21, 2023
Mel & Layton have feelings but they are absolutely shithouse at communicating it #MAFSAU
— Dave Donital ????♋️ (@feralbudgie) March 21, 2023
Layton and Mel actually need counselling so they can learn how to fight constructively.
If only there was a psychologist around that could help them…
— Catherine Cahill (@cacsense) March 21, 2023