Tonight’s ‘MAFS’ Final Vows Retold Via The Funniest Tweets
We’re in the final week of Married at First Sight and the taste of freedom is so close – hopefully soon we’ll never have to think or talk about Bryce Ruthven again.
Tonight’s episode of MAFS officially kicked off the first of the final vows commitment ceremony, where our couples dress up in a slightly more casual wedding look and meet each other in a scenic location and decide if they want to make their relationship work outside of the experiment or not.
There were three couples tonight who had to make their final decision: Kerry and Johnny, Alana and Jason, and Bryce and Melissa. If the show went the way we wanted it to, at least two of these couples would’ve broken up. But alas, they all decided to stay together perhaps making it one of the more successful final vows we’ve ever seen. If you can call gaslighting partners successful, that is.
Here’s tonight’s Married at First Sight final vows retold via the best tweets:
Our first three couples get ready to say their goodbyes to each other for the first time in weeks. Johnny and Kerry go in to check on Bryce and Melissa and fill them in on the dinner party mayhem.
Kerry asking all the questions melissa should be asking and being a boss #MAFS pic.twitter.com/uRNDzDsv5X
— Debs (@TaperJeanGirl) April 12, 2021
Kerry grilling Bryce and calling him on his bullshit is giving me life. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/sXVM6mFS6N
— Tara Watson (@tara_watson_) April 12, 2021
WHAT A SURPRISE ?
Bryce is trying to discredit Samantha by saying she's a person known to be a liar and is crazy.
The narcissist rolls out the misogyny. #MAFSAU #MAFS #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/8ZytelsUhZ
— Tess Tickles (@EMMMMgirl) April 12, 2021
A man calling a woman crazy after exposing him? Never heard that one before #MAFSAU #MAFS
— liz anya (@__hellz__) April 12, 2021
And tonight we have another night of the Bryce show
#MAFS #MAFSAustralia #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/cF3zv0UoPH
— Bryces Integrity (@BrycesIntegrity) April 12, 2021
Jason and Alana say their goodbyes, and Alana says they have a lot to think about, while Jason gets choked up telling the producers how fond he is of Alana.
Alana is hot, cool, fun, great in bed, loyal, dedicated, feminist.
Jason once wore an outfit that made him look like an overgrown toddler.#MAFS #MAFSAU
— So Dramatic! Podcast (@sodramaticpod) April 12, 2021
Jason : “Yeah I loved you in lingerie & all the sex,it was only a problem when you like spoke & had an opinion and stuff”. #mafs #mafsau
— j☺️ (@jojoeyjo9) April 12, 2021
Alana: 'What are your favourite memories in this apartment?'
Jason: #MAFS pic.twitter.com/xodI1A9Ep9
— seapunk aesthete ? (@BiancaNeveXO) April 12, 2021
We go through everyone’s highlight reels, which basically just means we had to rewatch Bryce gaslight Melissa.
Melissa: “He makes me so happy” *montage proceeds to show how unhappy and upset Melissa’s been for the duration of the show* #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/F5q4PvbaTN
— Kristy (@kristwhy) April 12, 2021
Melissa, the whole damn sheep has been pulled over your eyes #mafs #mafsau #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/Iw1AMpBJce
— Chris Thorburn (@ChrisThorburn33) April 12, 2021
Show me the footage of Bryce making Melissa feel “special” #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/3JRmSeMHDS
— Jenna ? (@Jennabelll) April 12, 2021
Watching Bryce and Melissa’s ‘highlight’ reel like #mafs #MAFSAustralia #mafaus pic.twitter.com/QEEPn85BYV
— Vee (@vee2190) April 12, 2021
Finally! We got up to the final vows. First up was Kerry and Johnny, and no surprises here, folks: they chose to stay together!
Me during final vows vs the reunions #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/OtaRMHXJEp
— Weslee #TeamSymone #TeamGottMik (@WSpark98NZ2) April 12, 2021
If all the footage wasn't in slow motion we could have been done by now!! #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/meOTCGKMKA
— – M A R K – (@MarkEMarkAU) April 12, 2021
the way Johnny looks at Kerry omg. i’m gonna sob #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/nLSylrofp2
— alysha (@intosneedy) April 12, 2021
Johnny just needs to stop hanging out with Bryce and then I’ll be chill with him and Kerry. #mafs #mafsau
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) April 12, 2021
Me, lonely, watching Kerry and Johnny fall in love:#MAFS pic.twitter.com/j1cUVjLs5X
— Despicable Bree ??? (@breelivetweet) April 12, 2021
Bryce and Melissa are the next ones up to do their final vows. Bryce goes first, calling Melissa his rock and saying she makes him a better person. He then tells Melissa he’s fallen in love with her, and that he can’t wait to start their lives together. Melissa’s vows were set up as though she was going to end things, but of course… there’s always a but! The two chose to stay together.
bryce googling “lovely vows” to tell melissa #mafs #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/QPvYiqAzuf
— secjld (@secjld) April 12, 2021
If this show DARES to edit Melissa staying with Bryce as a positive romantic thing #mafs #mafsau #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/grlmn2XvCP
— TValyce (@TValyce) April 12, 2021
self care is turning the tv off right now and pretending she dumped bryce #mafsau
— jas ? (@oatmilkheadass) April 12, 2021
Melissa deciding to stay with Bryce is the biggest mistake of her life. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/MrkGI9cb4J
— Despicable Bree ??? (@breelivetweet) April 12, 2021
All of Australia after hearing Melissa commit to Bryce #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/qRX8qayKtV
— ten (@ten_1996x) April 12, 2021
Sheer coincidence that Bryce and Melissa's final vows look like the scene where Romeo and Juliet die.#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/dYLBlnIxH2
— So Dramatic! Podcast (@sodramaticpod) April 12, 2021
#mafs #MAFSAustralia #MAFSAU
Melissa: I haven't had a voice, this is my time to speak…
Australia: Yeah, you go girl – tell that man hit the road! ?
Melissa: I love you… pic.twitter.com/P6xthaKXEQ— Peggy-Sue (@peggysue_m) April 12, 2021
And that leaves us to Alana and Jason. Jason told Alana he was falling in love with her and while Alana seemed to go in sounding like she was about to end things with Jason, things played out differently. As she struggled to get through her vows, Alana then tossed them away after changing her mind last minute and decided to stay with Jason.
Jason: And mother of my children…Alana: #MAFS pic.twitter.com/oBrekKF3ZS
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) April 12, 2021
We get it Jason. You’re horny. All the time. #mafs #mafsau
— Ben Shute (@Ben_Shute) April 12, 2021
jason is still talking about bedroom in his vows like a teenager who just have sex for the first time #MAFS #MAFSAustralia #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/nT1maMSnvv
— BerryGirl45 (@BerryGirl45) April 12, 2021
You had one task Alana! #MAFS pic.twitter.com/IbN3pRvirU
— JimmyM (@JimMcKluskyPI) April 12, 2021
ALANA NOT THIS #MAFS pic.twitter.com/3b52yqtHn2
— pey (@gayvodkugh) April 12, 2021
Gosh, we all need a minute to recover.
Real big Steven Bradbury vibes for Alana and Jason’s relationship there #mafs #mafsau #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/gKBc1ZxE02
— Dylan Alcott (@DylanAlcott) April 12, 2021