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Tonight’s ‘MAFS’ Final Vows Retold Via The Funniest Tweets

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We’re in the final week of Married at First Sight and the taste of freedom is so close – hopefully soon we’ll never have to think or talk about Bryce Ruthven again.

Tonight’s episode of MAFS officially kicked off the first of the final vows commitment ceremony, where our couples dress up in a slightly more casual wedding look and meet each other in a scenic location and decide if they want to make their relationship work outside of the experiment or not.

There were three couples tonight who had to make their final decision: Kerry and Johnny, Alana and Jason, and Bryce and Melissa. If the show went the way we wanted it to, at least two of these couples would’ve broken up. But alas, they all decided to stay together perhaps making it one of the more successful final vows we’ve ever seen. If you can call gaslighting partners successful, that is.

Here’s tonight’s Married at First Sight final vows retold via the best tweets:

Our first three couples get ready to say their goodbyes to each other for the first time in weeks. Johnny and Kerry go in to check on Bryce and Melissa and fill them in on the dinner party mayhem.

Jason and Alana say their goodbyes, and Alana says they have a lot to think about, while Jason gets choked up telling the producers how fond he is of Alana.

We go through everyone’s highlight reels, which basically just means we had to rewatch Bryce gaslight Melissa.

Finally! We got up to the final vows. First up was Kerry and Johnny, and no surprises here, folks: they chose to stay together!

Bryce and Melissa are the next ones up to do their final vows. Bryce goes first, calling Melissa his rock and saying she makes him a better person. He then tells Melissa he’s fallen in love with her, and that he can’t wait to start their lives together. Melissa’s vows were set up as though she was going to end things, but of course… there’s always a but! The two chose to stay together.

And that leaves us to Alana and Jason. Jason told Alana he was falling in love with her and while Alana seemed to go in sounding like she was about to end things with Jason, things played out differently. As she struggled to get through her vows, Alana then tossed them away after changing her mind last minute and decided to stay with Jason.

Gosh, we all need a minute to recover.