Tonight’s ‘Married At First Sight’ Weddings Retold Via The Funniest Tweets
Throw away the honesty box! We’re back for more weddings on tonight’s episode of Married at First Sight, including the holy matrimony of the experiment’s youngest groom.
Yep, tonight 25-year-old Al from Bondi, who lives at home, doesn’t know how to cook, clean, or pack his lunch, met his new bride, the somewhat shocked Samantha. Not everything about Al is bad — he’s very good at push-ups for example. But Sam, who arrived on the show to meet someone who was ready to settle down and get serious was left lost for words when finding out more about her new groom as the wedding went on: from his schoolies anecdotes to the fact he dropped Eminem into his wedding vows.
On the other hand, we also met Olivia and Jackson who have actually made me believe in love again. I have high hopes for these two and if they can’t make it work or the experts do ANYTHING to fuck this up, I may never get over it.
As always, the tweets were better than watching the actual episode.
So let’s dive into tonight’s Married At First Sight retold via the best tweets.
We meet Olivia, who gave up her life in the UK to care for her terminally ill father for seven years. She’s matched with Jackson, a man who values his family and who, growing up, protected his sisters against his mother’s volatile relationships.
Who ever hurts Olivia is going to face a wrath of horror #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/YJla2pmgES
— Jo Kendray ??? (@jokendray) February 6, 2022
Jackson and Olivia seem like they might work, which means they definitely won’t.#MAFS #MAFSAU
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) February 6, 2022
Jackson & Olivia seem like a good match.
I said the same about Selin & Anthony and we've seen how that's worked out. #mafs #mafsau
— ?Nez?? (@fraggle73) February 6, 2022
Was that another earthquake or just the collective ovaries of Australia exploding when Jackson was talking about his respect for women #MAFSAU
— Slabberin (@slabberin) February 6, 2022
Al from Bondi is freaked out that time is getting away from him at the tender age of… 25. He doesn’t want to be 30 and single! Yuck! He’s matched with Sam, who has moved on from being cheated on in a past relationship and is ready to find someone who wants to get serious.
'Two large pepperonis and a husband, please!"#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/T4hsV1Ov4Y
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) February 6, 2022
Al is that guy every footy club has. Kicked 4 in a semi 3 years ago & now thinks he’s Dusty Martin. Never shouts a beer, hits on the coach’s daughter, still starkers an hour an after a shower & stands around telling everyone else how they’re “tapping” the keg wrong. #mafsau #mafs
— Paul Zauch (@PaulZauch) February 6, 2022
Alan’s mum basically pushing him out the door so she doesn’t have to do his washing anymore. #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/M3lmdW5P0F
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) February 6, 2022
Sam asked for a husband not to adopt a teenage son. #mafs #mafsau
— ?Nez?? (@fraggle73) February 6, 2022
Olivia and Jackson’s wedding is magical and emotional and they are perfect together.
Jackson is an angel and Olivia is a sweetheart. If they don’t work out, I’m giving up on love because they have such care and kindness #MAFSAU #MAFS
— Emily Pritchett ? (@emilympritchett) February 6, 2022
Do not give these two an 'honesty box' please #MAFS
— Hayley Down (@hayleyjdown) February 6, 2022
What a good couple I hope this doesn’t screw up in the usual #mafs #mafsau format pic.twitter.com/UKNiBK4ajC
— Unlucky Lingerie (@unluckylingerie) February 6, 2022
I want Olivia to be protected at all costs #MAFSAU #MAFS
— Georgia Duncan (@_georgiarae) February 6, 2022
Yoooo, nobody told us we're gonna be crying today. We just signed up for some drama ?#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/Calqsf52h4
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) February 6, 2022
Well, if this couple doesn’t make then we’re all fucked. #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/NplZBU0csx
— Imdad (@shitchat_imdad) February 6, 2022
Meanwhile, Al’s iconic mother is using national television to drag her son. Al is stoked with his new bride Sam, but Sam not so much with her new man-child and his “pink flags”.
She’s probably just happy to have him out of her house…..??#MAFS #MAFSAU https://t.co/Fz0TdM2dqr
— Just Sue. (@SueKennedy19) February 6, 2022
*Al after his first three lines of his vows* #MAFS pic.twitter.com/Zk0m2RF6lz
— ????? ???????? (@DylanMatthews91) February 6, 2022
Samantha is in floaties because she's going to need rescuing this season.#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/HlpkHvWSec
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) February 6, 2022
Al gives me a headache just looking at him #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/A0xw5VTbcF
— Unlucky Lingerie (@unluckylingerie) February 6, 2022
Al: I’m standing here today as a man
Us: #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/sVDK137Xgy
— Jo Kendray ??? (@jokendray) February 6, 2022
Al and Sam’s wedding and photoshoot goes from bad to worse as Al does push-ups to relax himself. He later does the worm and the robot at their wedding reception.
I feel like despite the push ups, Al might be the type of guy that gets his wife to deal with strange noises in the middle of the night, flat tyres and, well, everything #MAFSAU #MAFS
— Jodie (@jodielongton) February 6, 2022
Accidental Renaissance Paintings.#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/ub7tGJyDdi
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) February 6, 2022
Sam when she finally gets a moment alone
#MAFS pic.twitter.com/kM0Bjr38TR
— Despicable Bree ??? (@breelivetweet) February 6, 2022
Olivia and Jackson continue to be couple goals.
The only way Olivia and Jackson make it through this is if these guys stay the fuck away. #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/mubgc5PWPL
— Imdad (@shitchat_imdad) February 6, 2022
Olivia: I think there's a part of me which will never be fixed.
Jackson: Don't worry, I've a toolkit. We'll fix it.
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️#MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/bgKh0TsOPX
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) February 6, 2022
Al faces a swift rejection on the honeymoon as Sam dodges a kiss.
Al: “Enough about me, let talk about you. What do you think about me?”. #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia
— Chris (@ChrisLandOfOz) February 6, 2022
Ok, Samantha wins the show. I know there are no winners. But if there were, it’s her #mafs #mafsau
— Ben Shute (@Ben_Shute) February 6, 2022
Sam and Al are starting to bond #MAFSAustralia #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/TNWE1zs07R
— CryptoBecks Maiar Elrond Ħedera Solana Algorand (@B3ckrs) February 6, 2022