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Tonight’s ‘Married At First Sight’ Weddings Retold Via The Funniest Tweets

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Throw away the honesty box! We’re back for more weddings on tonight’s episode of Married at First Sight, including the holy matrimony of the experiment’s youngest groom.

Yep, tonight 25-year-old Al from Bondi, who lives at home, doesn’t know how to cook, clean, or pack his lunch, met his new bride, the somewhat shocked Samantha. Not everything about Al is bad — he’s very good at push-ups for example. But Sam, who arrived on the show to meet someone who was ready to settle down and get serious was left lost for words when finding out more about her new groom as the wedding went on: from his schoolies anecdotes to the fact he dropped Eminem into his wedding vows.

On the other hand, we also met Olivia and Jackson who have actually made me believe in love again. I have high hopes for these two and if they can’t make it work or the experts do ANYTHING to fuck this up, I may never get over it.

As always, the tweets were better than watching the actual episode.

So let’s dive into tonight’s Married At First Sight retold via the best tweets.

We meet Olivia, who gave up her life in the UK to care for her terminally ill father for seven years. She’s matched with Jackson, a man who values his family and who, growing up, protected his sisters against his mother’s volatile relationships.

Al from Bondi is freaked out that time is getting away from him at the tender age of… 25. He doesn’t want to be 30 and single! Yuck! He’s matched with Sam, who has moved on from being cheated on in a past relationship and is ready to find someone who wants to get serious.

Olivia and Jackson’s wedding is magical and emotional and they are perfect together.

Meanwhile, Al’s iconic mother is using national television to drag her son. Al is stoked with his new bride Sam, but Sam not so much with her new man-child and his “pink flags”.

Al and Sam’s wedding and photoshoot goes from bad to worse as Al does push-ups to relax himself. He later does the worm and the robot at their wedding reception.

Olivia and Jackson continue to be couple goals.

Al faces a swift rejection on the honeymoon as Sam dodges a kiss.