That Wild Glass-Smashing ‘MAFS’ Couples Retreat Recapped In Tweets
Hide your virgin eyes because last night’s Married at First Sight episode was not for the faint of heart.
It had it all. Kicking off with a salacious secret date between Carolina and Daniel, as Carolina snuck off to have a drink with the ex-contestant behind Dion’s back and let me tell you: Carolina and Daniel ended up sharing more than just a spicy marg. When the couple thought they weren’t being recorded, they kissed and Daniel even groped Carolina’s butt before declaring “I’m getting horny.” Ugh, no thanks!
The vibes were still tense between Dom and Olivia after they clashed at the commitment ceremony and that mood carried over to the next stage of the experiment. That’s right, it’s couples retreat time! This week was first introduced last year and we all remember how that turned out. If you don’t, it was pretty much a week of everyone being against Bryce — and by extension Melissa — to the point where the couple refused to engage with anyone and boycotted boys and girls night.
This year’s retreat was even more eventful. It started with Dom and Jack getting into a fight after Jack overheard Dom talking about their sex lives to some of the other women. It ended in Dom and Olivia getting into not just a fight, but a screaming match which somehow resulted in Dom smashing her glass on the table. It was high drama and we expect it’s just the beginning of this rivalry.
Stay tuned and hold on bloody tight!
Last night’s wild Married at First Sight couples retreat recapped in tweets:
Tensions remained high between Dom and Olivia who both bitched to their partners about each other following their heated exchange at Sunday’s commitment ceremony.
Rinse her Domenica! #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/37jG7HQFy8
— So Many Earrings (@SoManyEarrings) March 7, 2022
All us on Twitter waiting for Dom and Olivia to have it out #mafs #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/T7PT1tF3Yp
— Unlucky Lingerie (@unluckylingerie) March 7, 2022
I get the vibe Olivia is the type of girl to have a separate group chat about you BUT an Instagram bio that reads ‘if you can be anything, be kind’ #MAFS
— Beck Casey (@BecCasey) March 7, 2022
australia taking back all the nice things we’ve ever said about olivia in the first few episodes #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/vScJ3OHr0P
— teresa (@augustfallin) March 7, 2022
Carolina tried to make amends with husband Dion by bringing him a basket of groceries — then she met another man for a date. Carolina and Daniel flirted up a storm before things got steamy as they kissed and groped one another. My eyes!
Is she gonna blame this shitty behaviour on being “latina” as well #MAFSAU #MAFS #MarriedAtFirstSight pic.twitter.com/jnCV5UektV
— Disco Dux (@pjk27779) March 7, 2022
All of us watching Carolina & Daniel flirting #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/lmfa9JEsyk
— Slabberin (@slabberin) March 7, 2022
When you first pull your YouFoodz out of the microwave.#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/zr6JlXmHYL
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) March 7, 2022
When you look in the fridge and all you’ve got left is the lentil ragu youfoodz #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/hTXVk1PCQ1
— Unlucky Lingerie (@unluckylingerie) March 7, 2022
When you both like coffee & the gym. #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/uvCMaFYn94
— MAFSCommentary (@MafsCommentary) March 7, 2022
Dion is still holding onto hope isn't he? #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/2eL9FhPiyp
— So Many Earrings (@SoManyEarrings) March 7, 2022
Spare a thought for Carolina's 16-yr son and Daniel's young niece watching this on TV right now ?#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/sHvWgTbpx6
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) March 7, 2022
Brent attempted to spark some romance with Tamara by buying her flowers addressed to “Mrs. Vitiello” but she was less than enthused, finding the gesture “a lot”. Meanwhile, Matt expressed regret that he didn’t defend Kate at the commitment ceremony.
Tamara "I want to take things slower when it comes to relationships"
Also Tamara "gets married at first sight"#mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/CVHtRVetkK
— Elsie (@elsielou77) March 7, 2022
Kate finally realizing she's coming off as the asshole and backtracking as quick as possible.#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/LUaPZeWy2w
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) March 7, 2022
Sam and Al were at breaking point after Al told Sam he finds her moody and she often snaps at him, which has prevented him from wanting to get deeper with her. Sam cried and stormed out, accusing Al of turning her reasons she voted to leave the experiment back on her.
Al: You've a temper. You get aggressive when you hear something you don't want to hear.
*5 seconds later*
Sam loses her temper, calls him "a joke of a person" and storms out.
I mean… ?♂️#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/Guxog9QDsS
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) March 7, 2022
Al is currently swimming in the relationship deep end… someone throw him a floaty! He’s struggling #MAFS pic.twitter.com/qDKqZMQEf3
— Kate (@khltlooking) March 7, 2022
Confused and flustered, Al reached for his shoe #MAFSAU #MAFS
— Andrew Masters (@Lakitoo) March 7, 2022
It’s couples retreat time! Every MAFS couples converged on a fancy country house in the Southern Highlands. Within minutes, Dom put her foot in it by loudly complaining about her sex life with Jack in earshot of her hubby… and all the other boys trying to play bocce.
The #MAFS relationship retreat… pic.twitter.com/DbUrPAforJ
— Jenna Benson (@jenna_pr) March 7, 2022
Alright. That's a pretty decent Airbnb.#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/jxYrjHfET3
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) March 7, 2022
Straight couple group stuff is weird. #MAFSAU #MAFS #MarriedAtFirstSight pic.twitter.com/xAwRvO3raN
— Disco Dux (@pjk27779) March 7, 2022
MY PHONE CANT EVEN KEEP UP WITH HOW RED DION IS #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/RJqmc3ms8a
— Unlucky Lingerie (@unluckylingerie) March 7, 2022
Brent eventually told Dom that everyone could hear her, so she pulled Jack aside to try to speak openly about her relationship gripes. He felt blindsided and out of frustration told her to “f*ck off!” leaving Dom to walk off mid-convo.
Me at 8:59am when I start at 9am #MAFSAU #mafs pic.twitter.com/qqtW0poaND
— Unlucky Lingerie (@unluckylingerie) March 7, 2022
Like a forlorn paddle pop ??#Mafs #MAFSAU https://t.co/nT95jWyGcF
— Amy… (@xMissxAmyx) March 7, 2022
Hey Domenica… #mafs pic.twitter.com/YFC1M3SHFe
— Sonia (@Sonia3044) March 7, 2022
Boys and girls night was upon us! The boys night was as wholesome as imaginable: the fellas consoled Jack before Al dressed up in Dion’s matching tracksuit, then stripped off and ran into a lake.
I’d rather be at the guys party over the girls party tonight looks like more fun. #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/giYdVihAYX
— TheMemeLozza (RocketLauren) (@TheMemeLozza) March 7, 2022
I want to hire Al for my 18th or bucks night #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/gfgO2VLiFe
— Blonkie (@Blonkie4) March 7, 2022
When your wife loves the gym more than you and your ADIDAS tracksuit is being dragged along the floor.#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/wrgT0RJKTT
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) March 7, 2022
But girls night was a whole other story. As Dom attacked Carolina over her treatment of Dion, Olivia stepped in and starting yelling at Dom to tell her to errr… stop yelling. Dom did not take kindly to being told how to speak and smashed her glass on the table.
What did Olivia smoke before this conversation? “Jackson and I discussed this and it would be like a great white shark and a crocodile fight and it’s what’s happening now and, yeah, I’m excited” #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/dWCcxBeZfq
— Karen Lawler (@speedgal2779) March 7, 2022
Carolina: English is my second language so maybe I’m not mean just misunderstood
Also Carolina: Nails a sarcastic burn on Dom in perfect English #MAFSAU— Lauren Moran (@loz_moran) March 7, 2022
Your primary school teacher coming up to tell you no hat means no play #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/Dx5zLGrkEn
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) March 7, 2022
"I'm sick of you yelling" says the person screaming at the top of her voice #MAFS #MAFSAU
— ✨ Miss Natski ✨ (@Natski82) March 7, 2022
I feel really terrible for questioning Jackson’s ability to give a mind blowing orgasm. But here I am… #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/ibGkz3OhZG
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 7, 2022
Olivia is giving nothing but bitchy school captain energy #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/O6oHdBZbB4
— Sarah (@hellosarah__) March 7, 2022
It was dramatic!!!
I mean those of us who are #rhobh fans have been there done that. #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/Z6Jnc2E00r
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 7, 2022
God I feel like Olivia’s ex friend is at home absolutely screaming at the tv #mafs #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/GoKq0LUwcM
— Unlucky Lingerie (@unluckylingerie) March 7, 2022
all of us deleting any tweet about how cute olivia was at the start of the season #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/h9U3P4fK5t
— jas? (@jas74056987) March 7, 2022
it took 9 seasons for a glass to be smashed so i’m predicting that by season 18 someone gets stabbed at a dinner party #MAFS #MAFSAU
— alysha ♡ al stan account (@intosneedy) March 7, 2022