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Messy ‘MAFS’ Homestays Recapped In Perfect Tweets

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Find your worst friend, your most problematic sibling, and your loosest parent because it’s time for homestays on Married at First Sight.

This week, of course, is the stage before final dates and vows where each contestant attempts to immerse their new partner into their real life, by having them move into their digs, and hang out with their friends and family.

This often goes one of two ways: they adapt seamlessly into each other’s lives, or it’s a complete disaster. On Monday’s episode, with the exception of Evelyn and Rupert, most couples landed firmly in column B.

To be brutally honest, neither Alyssa and Duncan nor Lyndall and Cam should have even made it to this stage of the experiment. Between Cam’s refusal to show any interest in his wife, and Alyssa’s refusal to not bring up “my child” in every conversation, these couples are disasters waiting to happen. But tbh, we can’t look away!

Let’s jump straight into last night’s messy episode in A+ tweets!

The first episode of homestays on Married at First Sight recapped in funny tweets:

Bronte and Harrison are reflecting on the other couples err… umm… still not buying them.

As the couples pack for homestays, Alyssa is upset with Duncan for being upset and not sharing it with her until the commitment ceremony. Duncan rightly tells her that she’s turned his emotions against him.

Cam brings Lyndall back to Darwin picking up his beloved dog Bodie on the way. She meets his two housemates, and in a confessional, one of them makes a comment about Lyndall not being the first girl Cam’s brought home. Okay??

While visiting a friend to feed some barramundis, Lyndall tells Cam that she’s questioning why they’re together since he never wants to kiss her. Cam doesn’t understand why they’re fighting “over a kiss”. Cam, get a clue.

When speaking with a friend, Cam says Lyndall doesn’t find him affectionate enough. Things get awkward when she argues with him over why he’s not affectionate. They can’t agree on anything and it’s a big mess.

Rupert organises a little date for Evelyn where he paints her and her dogs, which evolves into body painting — and finally some kisses! They end up talking about their three-year goals and Rupert admits he wants to be a young dad. Later that night, some “adult cuddles” went down.

Alyssa arrives at Duncan’s home, which is just down the road as they both live in Sydney. She brings him to meet her friends from mother’s group where they continue to harp on about the fact Alyssa’s child is her priority. She then drops a bombshell: after the experiment, she will only see Duncan every other weekend and on Wednesdays.

Duncan’s sister Renee meets with Alyssa as the same topic comes up. Duncan stays mostly silent, and when Alyssa leaves, he shares that he’s been blindsided by the news he would rarely see her.

On a boat date, Duncan questions why Alyssa never shared how restricted her time would be until the end of the experiment. She tells him he could have brought it up earlier, umm what? They discuss whether their relationship is unhealthy, and after Duncan raises some concerns, Alyssa flees to cry alone.

Bring on tonight’s episode and the return of Bronte’s loose unit of a sister.