Tonight’s ‘Married At First Sight’ Honeymoons Recapped Via The Best Tweets
Put down the bouquet and take off the wedding veil, because we’re back for another episode of Married at First Sight and tonight we’re heading straight for the honeymoons.
While some couples were hot and horny (Ella and Mitch, keep doing what you’re doing sweeties), the introduction of the dreaded honesty box rattled some of our new couples and threatened their already fragile relationships.
Thankfully there were some lighter moments: somehow Tamara and Brent have become the normal ones in this experiment, and we can all commend Mitch’s shower handstand skills. The boy has talent.
But from Andrew’s brutal “honesty”, to Jack and Dom’s first fight, and one groom walking out of his honeymoon completely, tonight’s episode wasn’t short of any drama.
Here’s tonight’s Married At First Sight honeymoons recapped via the best tweets:
Brent and Tamara are discussing nightmares, while Anthony and Selin continue living a real-life nightmare being married to each other. Tamara apologises to Brent about their wedding day by not really saying sorry.
Are we surprised that even while Tamara sleeps she’s still a nightmare? #mafsau #MAFS pic.twitter.com/5knmVPPQ0y
— ✨Alexandra✨ (@VIPVirtualSols) February 3, 2022
Tamara screaming in her sleep? Must've had a dream she worked at Toys R Us #MAFS
— PUNKEE (@itspunkee) February 3, 2022
Anthony and Selin’s honeymoon so far #MAFS pic.twitter.com/tPt6mvvkZQ
— Melissa Amy (@_maamyau) February 3, 2022
If Tamara and Brent just used their hands to eat for the rest of their lives maybe they'll make it work.#MAFS #MAFSAU
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) February 3, 2022
somewhere out there, levi is dying at brent's positive comments about tamara #MAFS
— bea (taylor's version) (@behindxthemall) February 3, 2022
Over in Mitch and Ella’s world, they’re having a loved-up time and still super horny for each other.
Wish I was a fly on the wall day 4 with Ella and Mitch#MAFS pic.twitter.com/nzR0X7TeTv
— Nurse no fixed address (@suzannemcm) February 3, 2022
Why do I like Mitch now ? he funny #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/LG6vuD876x
— bt (@blmbrk) February 3, 2022
Absolutely no one:
Mitch:#mafs #marriedatfirstsight #9married #9mafs #marriedatfirstsightau #mafsau #mafsaustralia pic.twitter.com/VOiE8kYry4
— Claire Elizabeth (@cccllaaaiiirree) February 3, 2022
Jack and Dom stumble across a live birth.
Holly's gonna be so pissed off that sheep gave birth before her.#MAFS #MAFSAU
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) February 3, 2022
The producers shoved the lamb back in, three times, to get that shot. #mafs #mafsau
— ?❤️Superstraight is Great (@CrankyCurmudge1) February 3, 2022
Selin and Anthony’s pottery date turns sour after he gets clay in her mouth and hair.
They’re really trying for a moment here #MAFS pic.twitter.com/sgFde6fDQs
— Steph B (@TheSBatman) February 3, 2022
MAN WTF HAPPENED TO SELIN AND ANTHONY ?!? THEY WERE SO PROMISING #MAFS #MAFSAU
— alysha (taylor’s version) (@intosneedy) February 3, 2022
Self proclaimed gentlemen are generally the worst #MAFSAU
— It's me (@notkint) February 3, 2022
Meanwhile, the juxtaposition between Mitch’s horny massage for Ella and Cody’s remedial massage for Selina was hilarious.
Cody’s touching Selina like people touch raw chicken #MAFS
— Melissa Amy (@_maamyau) February 3, 2022
Cody is giving that poor girl an anatomy lesson. So much romance! #mafs #mafsau
— Matt Watson (@MattWatson1) February 3, 2022
Andrew’s brutal assessment of the honesty box’s “sexual chemistry” question left us all rattled and feeling bad for Holly.
In this “fast-tracked” experiment our couples will want to kill each other by the end of the honeymoon. #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/eto34UD7jX
— Hero (@hierohero1) February 3, 2022
I’m going to hazard a guess that Texas is twice divorced because his penchant for sex “anywhere, anytime, with anyone” might have tripped him up a few times #MAFS
— Steph B (@TheSBatman) February 3, 2022
Lot of words for “I’ve never made a girl cum before” #mafsau
— gabby (@gabbysgap) February 3, 2022
Hey just a thought pal, if your partner doesn't feel "present" or "there" enough for you when you're having sex maybe stop and check in then instead of dragging her on national television #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/dv7DePh0jX
— PUNKEE (@itspunkee) February 3, 2022
Imagine the guy you’re “dating” saying a one night stand was better than u omg #mafsau pic.twitter.com/RtXQJvUmXz
— gabby (@gabbysgap) February 3, 2022
Haha he has the right equipment! What kind of guy says that #MAFSAU
— Noname (@Pickinguproses) February 3, 2022
She wasn’t physically there? Where the fuck was she physically then? Lol #MAFS #MAFSAU
— whats the T (@noshadeallT) February 3, 2022
I’m losing it over the “motivational speaker” who just told his wife he’s had better one night stands. That doesn’t seem very motivational, Andrew. #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Alana Calvert (@AlanaCalvert) February 3, 2022
Tamara shows Brent her feet and he flips out of bed. Nearly literally.
But why do i love Brent and Tamara so much!!!#MAFS
— Floss O'Neill (@floss_o) February 3, 2022
HOW GOOD IS BRENT! He has me in stitches. #MAFSAU #MAFS
— Tom Kearney (@TomTom27) February 3, 2022
Brent does realise there is going to be a very, very specific challenge coming up now in his future where he has to suck Tamara's toes right? Never let them see your fears you bloody idiot! #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Colonel Kickhead (@colonelkickhead) February 3, 2022
Dom opens up about her divorce and Jack says his biggest insecurity is someone cutting and running when things get tough. Dom takes it personally, but the two end up sorting things out.
NO DON’T START FIGHTING I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT DOM AND JACK ARE THE ONLY HOPE THIS SHOW HAS #MAFS #MAFSAU
— alysha (taylor’s version) (@intosneedy) February 3, 2022
DOM HE DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE MARRIAGE HUNS WHAT??? #mafs
— cailin ? (@fineIineroses) February 3, 2022
Boys, take note. Hope your writing diligently in your notebooks after watching Jack show emotion #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia
— deadplant15 (@deadplant15) February 3, 2022
Oh my god, jack you are amazing you have such good emotional intelligence #MAFSAU
— Noname (@Pickinguproses) February 3, 2022
Ella and Mitch finally made their marriage official.
We’ve seen more of Mitch’s bum than his face #MAFS
— s t e p h a n i e (@stephaniem126) February 3, 2022
#MAFS They need to change the name of the show to Married at Bum Sight.
— Gidgit VonLaRue (@GidgitVonLaRue) February 3, 2022
Upside down naked handstands in the shower – well, I haven't seen that before on TV! #mafsau #MAFS pic.twitter.com/ZzOHxchHyA
— Julie_A– (@JulieAthanasiou) February 3, 2022
The honesty box brings Tamara and Brent closer — they nearly kissed properly until Tamara laughed in his mouth out of awkwardness.
Wth has happened to Tamara.
She borderline nice tonight. #MAFS #MAFSAU
— ?Nez?? (@fraggle73) February 3, 2022
You can’t rub your deformed toe nail in the face of someone with a foot phobia and not expect him to want a kiss. That’s the obvious outcome. #MAFS #MAFS #MAFSAustralia
— Sarah (@hellosarah__) February 3, 2022
WOWSA, While Ella & Mitch are living their R-18 sexual fantasies, here we have Tamara & Brent yet to graduate from Kindergarten #MAFSAU #MAFS #MAFSAustralia
— deadplant15 (@deadplant15) February 3, 2022
god damn it. am i in love with brent? #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/5M8Wi8ebjb
— alysha (taylor’s version) (@intosneedy) February 3, 2022
How did these two become so wholesome. Did we collectively hallucinate their wedding?#MAFS
— Hayley Down (@hayleyjdown) February 3, 2022
Selin and Anthony go glamping and argue about jaffles vs. toasties. These two are terrible together. Anthony claims Selin is different off-camera and has been goading him.
This is what was going through Anthony’s mind while Selin was talking
#MAFS pic.twitter.com/3CcD1or823
— Despicable Bree ??? (@breelivetweet) February 3, 2022
This tweet didn't age well. Curses, duped by the edit! ?♀️ #MAFSAU #MAFS https://t.co/68j9ODXqlU
— Jen (@dumblydore) February 3, 2022
Men being portrayed as weak when expressing emotion is toxic. Guilting anyone for being open about their feelings is toxic. #MAFS #mafsau
— Liza Binder (@LefthandLiza) February 3, 2022
The next day he apologises for swearing at her in an off-camera fight, they argue again, and Anthony leaves.
Selin calling Anthony princess because he expresses his emotions is sick. Leave the show dude. #mafs
— Hero (@hierohero1) February 3, 2022
Our first walk out. Week 1 #MAFS #mafsau pic.twitter.com/0HUTYrRPxw
— Liza Binder (@LefthandLiza) February 3, 2022
Bring on the dinner party. #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/8KRPEYnJ7W
— Hero (@hierohero1) February 3, 2022