Last Night’s MAFS ‘Intimacy Week’ Recapped By The Funniest Tweets

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In the words of Olivia Newton-John: “Let’s get physical, physical. I wanna get physical, physical”. And that’s exactly what our Married At First Sight couples have been tasked with doing this week.

The experts, particularly Alessandra Rampolla, have announced the return of Intimacy Week, which is a chance for our couples to, well, get more intimate with each other.

Some couples like Ella and Mitch, and Olivia and Jackson, have already formed strong physical bonds, while other couples have lagged behind or are struggling to communicate their needs when it comes to intimacy.

Last night’s episode of MAFS also saw a miraculous event occur: Andrew apologised to Holly without trying to blame her for all of his bad actions. It’s yet to be seen if these two can really resolve things, but it’s a step at least. There was also another surprising moment when Anthony called Andrew out on his terrible behaviour. Men holding other men accountable for once? You love to see it.

Meanwhile, a new great love story emerged: that of Jack and his feather, a distraction mechanism he used to avoid eye contact with Dom while she was trying to get him to open up about his sexual wants and needs. We hope Jack and his feather are very happy together.

Let’s recap last night’s intimate Married At First Sight via the best tweets.

Tamara and Brent have gone from making progress to no longer talking to each other. Tamara calls Brent out on blindsiding her and Brent storms out of the apartment. None of us have any idea what they’re really fighting about.

Selin really regrets staying now that Anthony is going to be moving back in. Meanwhile, we learn Al usually drinks expired milk until it starts curdling.

Sam and Al are asked to gaze into each other’s eyes for five minutes, and eventually they share a sneaky kiss. The two later fight because Al didn’t pick up on Sam’s cues to follow her to bed the night before – he was too busy watching a movie. They kiss and make up.

Selina gives Cody a haircut and a second chance.

Jack and Dom are gifted a box of sex toys and Jack appears wildly nervous about it. Dom tries to get Jack to take sex seriously, and Jack tries to get Dom to loosen up about intimacy.

Of course, Ella and Mitch are having the best week of their lives.

Anthony calls Andrew out on his behaviour towards Holly, but still refers to him as a friend.

Andrew finally goes to apologise to Holly and confesses to her that his biggest fear is rejection. Holly forgives him but won’t forget his actions, and states they still need to live separately.

Thank God for Olivia and Jackson, honestly.