Last Night’s MAFS ‘Intimacy Week’ Recapped By The Funniest Tweets
In the words of Olivia Newton-John: “Let’s get physical, physical. I wanna get physical, physical”. And that’s exactly what our Married At First Sight couples have been tasked with doing this week.
The experts, particularly Alessandra Rampolla, have announced the return of Intimacy Week, which is a chance for our couples to, well, get more intimate with each other.
Some couples like Ella and Mitch, and Olivia and Jackson, have already formed strong physical bonds, while other couples have lagged behind or are struggling to communicate their needs when it comes to intimacy.
Last night’s episode of MAFS also saw a miraculous event occur: Andrew apologised to Holly without trying to blame her for all of his bad actions. It’s yet to be seen if these two can really resolve things, but it’s a step at least. There was also another surprising moment when Anthony called Andrew out on his terrible behaviour. Men holding other men accountable for once? You love to see it.
Meanwhile, a new great love story emerged: that of Jack and his feather, a distraction mechanism he used to avoid eye contact with Dom while she was trying to get him to open up about his sexual wants and needs. We hope Jack and his feather are very happy together.
Let’s recap last night’s intimate Married At First Sight via the best tweets.
Tamara and Brent have gone from making progress to no longer talking to each other. Tamara calls Brent out on blindsiding her and Brent storms out of the apartment. None of us have any idea what they’re really fighting about.
TAMARA: What have I said to make you feel like you're not good enough for me?
Brent, it's time to get Levi back… #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/gPlOLzFGOY
— MAHONEY (@cdtmahoney) February 14, 2022
Tamara: *Says a bunch of shit to make Brent not feel good enough. Does a bunch of shit to put him down and belittle him. Literally says at the commitment ceremony that she's not sure he's enough for her*
Brent: "I feel like I'm not enough for you"
Tamara: #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/n9jewVfjHe
— Slabberin (@slabberin) February 14, 2022
That blow-up between Tamara & Brent was bigger, louder & faster than the tornado that swept Dorothy outta Kansas!#MAFS
— JD?⛈??? (@JDDavis359) February 14, 2022
Selin really regrets staying now that Anthony is going to be moving back in. Meanwhile, we learn Al usually drinks expired milk until it starts curdling.
People on Twitter complaining about the experts and how they are matching couples. Then Twitter suggests matching Selin with Andrew. He literally has a boo-hoo every episode. She'd have him on toast.#MAFSAU #MAFS #MAFSAustralia
— Slabberin (@slabberin) February 14, 2022
So instead of just leaving – which they are allowed to do – Selin has decided to stick around, but be actively hostile and unwelcoming. Super healthy approaches all round! #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Jess (@jess_may_h) February 14, 2022
Al no!! Don't drink the milk ????? #mafs
— Em Burt (@Whiskeybubbles_) February 14, 2022
Sam and Al are asked to gaze into each other’s eyes for five minutes, and eventually they share a sneaky kiss. The two later fight because Al didn’t pick up on Sam’s cues to follow her to bed the night before – he was too busy watching a movie. They kiss and make up.
"trust the letter!"#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/DTB7AHVhf1
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) February 14, 2022
Al is not picking up on the signals
The signals #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/L6O63K9Oen— Scotty doesn’t know (@HamstringAware1) February 14, 2022
Al going for a walk and picking street flowers for Sam is exactly what a kid does for his mum#MAFSAustralia #mafsau
— Irena ? (@PRproAUS) February 14, 2022
Al is growing on me, his communication is far better than the other partners, and he’s actually willing to do better #MAFSAU #MAFSAUS #MAFS
— woodss❤️ (@barbz_minaj05) February 14, 2022
Al was obviously watching 'And Just Like That" #mafs #mafsau
— Andy (@Skualg) February 14, 2022
Selina gives Cody a haircut and a second chance.
HOLY SHIT! DID SELINA JUST GET A KISS ON THE FOREHEAD??? This is the most shocked I've been watching this show ? #MAFSAustralia #MAFSAU #MAFS #MarriedAtFirstSight
— Nicole Teresa (@_nicoleteresaa) February 14, 2022
I wish Selina had buggered up Cody's haircut#MAFSAU #MAFS #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/6ShKA7M6vT
— Nurse no fixed address (@suzannemcm) February 14, 2022
After all the Cody has put Selina through Selina has the audacity to give Cody a decent fucking haircut? ??♂️ #MAFS pic.twitter.com/miG4zrkR04
— ????? ???????? (@DylanMatthews91) February 14, 2022
Jack and Dom are gifted a box of sex toys and Jack appears wildly nervous about it. Dom tries to get Jack to take sex seriously, and Jack tries to get Dom to loosen up about intimacy.
When you realise Root Week isnt going to plan….#MAFS #MAFSAU #DforDom pic.twitter.com/vqIOtYdMmu
— OnlyMAFS (@only_mafs) February 14, 2022
Domenica: "I want a man who will rip my clothes off"
Jack: *Giggling while twirling a scarlet feather*
Domenica:#MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/1DIwcs0ZT3
— Slabberin (@slabberin) February 14, 2022
So if Jack doesn’t walk around with a permanent erection Domenica’s convinced he’s not interested at all.#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/sDMaxCkWSr
— Just Sue. (@SueKennedy19) February 14, 2022
“You said you wanted a relationship like your mum and dads” – Jack while holding hand cuffs and a dildo #mafs #mafsau
— Apolo (@PK_APOSTOLI) February 14, 2022
Jack: *awakes from sleep*
Domenica: "it's been 6 hours & we haven't had sex. He isn't taking this seriously" #MAFSAustralia #MAFSAU #MAFS #MarriedAtFirstSight— Nicole Teresa (@_nicoleteresaa) February 14, 2022
Jack during this intimacy challenge:#MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/i0JqUzOtMq
— Mel (@melb_mel) February 14, 2022
Of course, Ella and Mitch are having the best week of their lives.
The last thing Mitch and Ella needs is a sex box. #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia
— Ryan Lynch (@BusynessCasual) February 14, 2022
Ella and Mitch’s challenge is to NOT have sex #MAFSAU #MAFS
— Succulent Chinese Meal (@Julxxx0) February 14, 2022
Anthony calls Andrew out on his behaviour towards Holly, but still refers to him as a friend.
Me and the rest of Australia after Anthony referring to Andrew as a friend:#MAFS pic.twitter.com/PkDv3aDEmi
— ????? ???????? (@DylanMatthews91) February 14, 2022
Selin would say Anthony’s advice to Andrew is too princessy… #MAFS
— Sonia (@Sonia3044) February 14, 2022
Anthony: Andrew… You're a douche. Everyone thinks so. #MAFS
— Ella Changwa (@EllaChangwa) February 14, 2022
Andrew finally goes to apologise to Holly and confesses to her that his biggest fear is rejection. Holly forgives him but won’t forget his actions, and states they still need to live separately.
Andrew reading his speech to Holly #MAFSAU #MAFS @itspunkee pic.twitter.com/fKZn5u0q2x
— brinx07 (@brinx07) February 14, 2022
Australia listening to Andrew’s weird little monologue #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia #MarriedAtFirstSight: pic.twitter.com/EbRT6s62gQ
— Kirsten Dunst Oscar Updates (@harleyraejepsen) February 14, 2022
Andrew: “I came here to listen to you.”
Also Andrew: “Here is an 8-page speech I prepared earlier.”#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/rTnNIVYoY6— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) February 14, 2022
Plot twist: Bryce and Andrew run off into the sunset together #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/fDm2SCPV1D
— Aleena (@LeenzJ) February 14, 2022
Thank God for Olivia and Jackson, honestly.
Olivia & Jackson makin’ me feel some type of way
— whats the T (@noshadeallT) February 14, 2022
olivia and jackson: * being cute as per usual *
me: why am i crying in da club rn
????? #MAFS— bea (taylor's version) (@behindxthemall) February 14, 2022